New Burgers I Won't Be Able To Get!!

[Reephdweller]

So I'm reading this article on how Carl's Jr (http://www.carlsjr.com) restaurants and Hardee's (http://www.hardees.com/) are making these new really good looking burgers as a backlash to the health craze. The article is on Yahoo (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20041216/hl_nm/leisure_ckerestaurants_dc) and it talks about this.


Carl's Jr. on Wednesday introduced the Breakfast Burger, a hamburger topped with a fried egg, hash browns, bacon and cheese...

Hardee's, meanwhile, last month added the Monster Thickburger to its menu. With two one-third-pound beef patties, four strips of bacon, and three slices of cheese.


The Monster Burger is pictured below, along with this other one at Carl's Jr called the Pastrami Burger, both of them look really good.

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Also check out this commerical on Carl's Jr's website (http://www.carlsjr.com/tv/index.pl) it is easily the hottest fast food commercial I've ever seen!! We need these places out here in New York!!!

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[furie]

i'm waiting for the 7,000 calorie salad


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[mdr55]

I just read that too. Damn!!! Dem look like mighty good eats and won't cost more that $10 bucks like the high price burger craze in NYC.


I feel road trip coming on. Where's the nearest Hardee's?

[Crippler]

Also check out this commerical on Carl's Jr's website it is easily the hottest fast food commercial I've ever seen!!
I've never been hungrier.

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[Bulldogcakes]

Pastrami Burger!
Monster thick with double bacon and double cheese! Nice!
I'll take the Combo Meal
Monster Burger, Fries, Coke and an angioplasty to go.

BTW Can we figure out a way to get some bacon fat in my Coke, too? It's the only menu item without it.

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

I tried a Monster Thick Burger Friday on my way to work. I had no idea what I was in for. It was wonderful and horrible at the same time. Delicious, but suicidal. I recommend it only to the severely anorexic.

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[TheGameHHH]

Though now I'm a vegitarian, back in my meat eating days I don't think I could have ever justified eating that Hardee's burger.
I'm all for the backlash against the pussification of America, but I would just feel violated after I ate one of those.

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[Snoogans]

man up and go to white castle bitches


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[Recyclerz]

Those Hardee's & Carl Jr.'s Burgers are for little girls (http://www.snopes.com/photos/commercials/bigburger.asp)

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[Snoogans]

23.95 holy shit, we need to take a board road trip to this place

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[mdr55]

How far is Clearfiled, PA???

[Snoogans]

about 4 hours from bergen county, i just looked it up


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[Recyclerz]

23.95 holy shit, we need to take a board road trip to this place


You bring the Lipitor, I'll bring the defibrillator and the stomach pump.



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[mdr55]

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I wonder if they have doogie bags to take that burger home. God damn that's a big burger. Got to place bets for who finishes their burger first.

This message was edited by mdr55 on 12-15-04 @ 11:41 PM

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That Pastrami Burger looks amazing. Im so hungry right now...

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[Se7en]

Goddamn.

It's times like this I wish I wasn't on such a strict diet, because I'm starving for a Monster Thickburger with fries right now.

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[Freakshow]

Clearfield is pretty much straight out I 80. If you want to do the burger tour, you can swing down to Harrisburg because there are a couple of Hardees in that area.


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two one-third-pound beef patties, four strips of bacon, and three slices of cheese.

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[Tenbatsuzen]

The 20x20 at In N' Out on the West Coast. Bitches. (http://diaries.suchisthis.com/jwagman1/?cmd=view_entry&eid=23)

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[Snoogans]

that doesnt look good at all, this burger in PA looks a hell of alot better and at some point i will be goin there

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[mdr55]

that doesnt look good at all, this burger in PA looks a hell of alot better and at some point i will be goin there



I second that. If I wanted something like that I'd go to the local Burger King/McDonalds and order 20 Whoppers/Quater Pounders and tell them to put it on one bun. The one in PA looks way much better and isn't 20 burgers put together like the In&Out one.



Snoogans.......man, I got to play you in football in Justice house next time.

[Snoogans]

Snoogans.......man, I got to play you in football in Justice house next time.


you mean madden?

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[mdr55]

Madden or NFL2k. What system does he have???

[Crippler]

He has a ps2 & I have Madden 2005.

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[Snoogans]

oh your fuckin dead MDR

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[WRESTLINGFAN]

Why do all these places insist on putting mayo on their specialty burgers? Its a fucking hamburger, Mayo doesnt belong on it

[Snoogans]

here's an idea

yea, id like the 6 pound burger, with no mayo please

-sure, no problem

thank you

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This message was edited by Snoogans on 12-16-04 @ 3:53 PM

[GodsFavoriteMan]

here's an idea

yea, id like the 6 pound burger, with no mayo please

-sure, no problem

thank you


Funny, that's exactly what I did when I got the burger from Hardees.

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[Tenbatsuzen]

here's an idea

yea, id like the 6 pound burger, with no mayo please

-sure, no problem

thank you


AND I SAID *DIET* COKE!!



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[FUNKMAN]

i can't even stand biting into a double 1/4 lb at McD's

but i have no problem munching a 1/2 lb burger at a good restaurant

is it all in the mind?

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[Snoogans]

i think its more in the colon

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[FUNKMAN]

i think its more in the colon


that's what she said

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[El Mudo]

So I'm reading this article on how Carl's Jr restaurants and Hardee's are making these new really good looking burgers as a backlash to the health craze. The article is on Yahoo and it talks about this.



They gotta be outta their minds


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[Wormwood]

Now that I live in California there are Carl Jr's on every corner. They Suck.

The king of all burgers is In-n-Out.

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[Snoogans]

the king of all burgers is DING DING DING NOT A CHAIN PLACE

there are like 9000 kings of burgers cause alot of real places make very good real burgers

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[mdr55]

oh your fuckin dead MDR


I hope you know how to run the ball cuz you ain't going to beat me passing only.

[Snoogans]

i hope you know how to stop passes against people who set audibles and change the hot routes, and yes i can run too

ill beat you from every where, maybe ill even punt one outta bounds around the 2 and drop you for a saftey

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[mdr55]

Finally a challenge.


I hope you know how to play D. Cuz if you don't I'll rip that defense apart.

[Snoogans]

not only do i know how, but adjust based on formations, occasionally changing individual guys, i also formation audible and all that fun REAL football stuff


this should be good, its about time i dont have to drop in zones cause everyone is throwing bombs to owens

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[mdr55]

I usually play with the Giants or Jets.

[Snoogans]

i always play as the giants unless i play online, then i just pick random teams, but around that time we might just wanna play what the superbowl will be or one of the conference champ games
i like to play games that are gonna happen, especially giants ones, in my world, we are 13-0 baby

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[mdr55]

Heck I have Dayne as the featured runner sometimes and Tiki as the 3rd wideout.

Now if only I had a PS2 to play on cuz I'm still living in the Dreamcast. :(

[Snoogans]

you are gonna die then

the hit stick and all the analog audibles, if you havent played the PS2 one ill beat you by 40

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[mdr55]

I can't wait to play you. It should be a good game. I hope you can handle my blitz and audibles.

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[Iamnotatool]

You 2 done jerkin each other off? We're talkin about burgers over here!!!!

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[Snoogans]

no we talked about burgers, i now have seen the ultimate and just have to plan out when to go, now im talkin smack... just cause you have game like brian bozworth you dont gotta get all uptight

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This message was edited by Snoogans on 12-16-04 @ 6:45 PM

[Wormwood]

the king of all burgers is DING DING DING NOT A CHAIN PLACE


yeah no shit, but the thread is discussing a fast food chain therefore I use fast food chains in my discussion. TOOL!

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[Snoogans]

then you say king of chain places TOOL

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[Wormwood]

then you say king of chain places TOOL


why would I need to when the subject already is about a fast food chain.

Who the fuck would care or even know about my local burger place especially since I just said i live in california.

im done discussing this with you.

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[Snoogans]

you are way to up tight, especially for someone in cali.

smoke a greenie of some cannibis club and chill the fuck out, go to mavericks and watch the surf most of the world would never get in, including me.

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If this wasn't so retarded, I'd tell you all to stop fighting.

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Derailed burger threads always rule!!

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[Wormwood]

you are way to up tight, especially for someone in cali.


maybe its work related, maybe im just very passionate about burgers and places that make them.
Mavericks is way up north, but SoCal's surf is really nice too and I dont have to worry about being killed.

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[Snoogans]

i know, ive never been to mav's, only seen it on vids. ive only be to cali once for like 2 weeks, i was in santa barbara

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[mdr55]

Nothing can beat the world's smallest burgers- White Castle's- and you can get one for under 0.75 cents! ;)

[Bulldogcakes]

I'm on the Atkins diet, so I can eat the 20x20 burger and still have about 10 carbs left for the day. BUT I BETTER NOT EAT THOSE TWO TINY SLICES OF BREAD OR I"M WAAAY OFF MY DIET!

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[Crippler]

I'm on the Atkins diet, so I can eat the 20x20 burger and still have about 10 carbs left for the day. BUT I BETTER NOT EAT THOSE TWO TINY SLICES OF BREAD OR I"M WAAAY OFF MY DIET!
That's funny shit...but, sadly, not far off.


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[FUNKMAN]

maybe im just very passionate about burgers


once in a while when i get some rare roast beef i get a little hot in the shorts myself...

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[newport king]

Fatburger doesn't even get a mention here? whats up with that?

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[Snoogans]

i dont know about you guys, but to me, on ESPN countdown, that Roethlisberger looked damn good, and i mean the actual one you can order, not him himself

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[HBox]

i dont know about you guys, but to me, on ESPN countdown, that Roethlisberger looked damn good, and i mean the actual one you can order, not him himself


Yeah, that Roethlisberger is one hot hunk of meat.

The burger, of course. ;)



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[Bulldogcakes]

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One time at the beach, I had a Sandy Berger. Mmmmmmm

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[Snoogans]

HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

you guys suck

but thats funny shit

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[Snoogans]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/football/nfl/weekly_recap/news/1998/12/09/week15_grid/t1_johnson_ap_01.jpg

i guess those are all better than having a mitch berger

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*rolls eyes* here comes another "lenny" thread..

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For those of you who care, a Fatburger is finally opening in NY at the Palisades Center mall.

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[Tenbatsuzen]

The Ron and Fez burger - crusty on the outside, pink on the inside



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[FUNKMAN]

The DJEvelEd Burger


crusty on the outside with bits of corn and chewing gum on the inside

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[Tenbatsuzen]

The Matty Fridays Burger - 100 percent USDA Choice Hate.



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[Crippler]

Stretching, but still staying within the realm of fast foods...
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The Matty Friday's Hot Dog: we've done away with with the lips, it's 100% asshole!

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[Doogie]

Its no "whattaburger". That is for sure

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[BoondockSaint]

http://solastyear.com/hamburger.jpg

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This message was edited by BoondockSaint on 1-3-05 @ 8:40 PM

[Bulldogcakes]

http://solastyear.com/hamburger.jpg


You sir, go to the top of the pyramid.
That pic is fuckin hilarious!!!!!!

http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/76422236.jpg


Ow! Hey! Get that net offa me! Ouch! Help!! Somebody HELP!!!!

[Hottub]

http://siebert.home.att.net/burger2.gif


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This message was edited by Hottub on 1-3-05 @ 9:26 PM

[DJEvelEd]

http://solastyear.com/hamburger.jpg

-Monster ThickBurgerT *check*

-Roll of towels *check*

-Multiple glasses of water *check*

-Eating helmet *check*

-Fucking PICKLES on top!!! *fucking check*

Ready....Set.....EAT!!!!!!!



*squish*






-Clear path to the toilet *check*



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This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 1-3-05 @ 9:16 PM

[Snoogans]

i want the helmet wearing burger sig

can you slap a little snoogans in there

http://home.comcast.net/~rmfallon/RFnetSnoogs.jpg
http://snoogans194.blogspot.com/
GO SAWX!!!!!
The worst choke job in the history of sports Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[Hottub]

I'll hook you up later, my man!


done!

http://siebert.home.att.net/burger2.gif

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This message was edited by Hottub on 1-4-05 @ 8:55 AM

[LiquidCourage]

My goodness that burger looks good.

[Snoogans]

when are we taking this motherfuckin road trip

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GO SAWX!!!!!
The worst choke job in the history of sports Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[SilentSpic]

NSFW

Yum (http://www.silentpix.com/images/ronfez/burger.jpg)

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[Freakshow]

<a href="http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/05017/443833.stm">6 pound burger has been eaten...</a>
































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[Bulldogcakes]

This is insane! A little girl like that? Its just like the Nathans Hot Dog Contest, won every year by a Japanese guy who weighs about a buck fourty. How do these little squirts do what 300 and 400 pound guys cannot?
Must be steroids.

http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/76422236.jpg


Ow! Hey! Get that net offa me! Ouch! Help!! Somebody HELP!!!!

This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 1-17-05 @ 10:29 PM

[Hottub]

<a href="http://www.optonline.net/News/Article/Feeds?CID=type%3Dxml%26channel%3D32%26article%3D14 513024" target="_self">Here'a a new one!</a>

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so does that mean that it was
"THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?"
Staples
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[JustJon]

Now this is just getting disturbing.<br />


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[TheGameHHH]

even though i still think she's a skank, she's hot in that commercial. <br />


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