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Jennitalia
12-13-2004, 10:41 AM
Not sure what to get my boss, and the other guy I work with. He's really cool. I could probably go with a bottle of wine, but wanted to do something different. any thoughts?
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mdr55
12-13-2004, 10:45 AM
a coupon for 1 free hummer. ;) Heck you might get a raise or promotion.
JPMNICK
12-13-2004, 11:03 AM
I bought my boss a 512MB USB thumb drive to carry and store data for a project we are working on. She has wanted on forever.
other good gifts are gift certificate to a restaurant.
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Doctor Manhattan
12-13-2004, 11:04 AM
Eff him. I do all the work, where's my gift? Oh yeah, I get one every 2 weeks (He is good with the annual raises)
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TheGameHHH
12-13-2004, 11:27 AM
get him a drilldo
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Jackie Sloan
12-13-2004, 11:28 AM
I'm thinking a good swift kick in the ass....if he's lucky. That's kinda harsh...what does one get for someone who's a world class ass hole 24-7?
Freakshow
12-13-2004, 11:50 AM
I think he likes Telecasters
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Jennitalia
12-13-2004, 02:29 PM
I'd love to blow him. He's really cute, and just a couple of years older than me. We get along great and he's just an all-around very cool guy. But, he's married and has kids, and I'm not a homewrecker.
I've lucked out with bosses...the ones I've had have always been good to me, and this one went to bat for me as far as getting me the salary I needed.
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furie
12-13-2004, 02:41 PM
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make a donation in his name to the human fund
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Iamnotatool
12-13-2004, 02:46 PM
I'd love to blow him.
That's your answer.
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FUNKMAN
12-13-2004, 02:53 PM
do a google or yahoo search on 'gifts for the boss'
or maybe accompany a bottle of wine with something engraved like a little plaque or paperweight that tells him what a good boss he is...
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WRESTLINGFAN
12-13-2004, 05:36 PM
This boss wants another World Series title
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Give him a check for negative dollars. When he cashes it, <i>you'll</i> get the money! Now that's pulling the old switcheroo.
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SpicyMcHaggis
12-13-2004, 06:17 PM
Well, Jenn, if the boss is willing to give you a job but won't accept a "job" from you, I'd be more than willing to take that gift this Christmas. I don't think I'm getting that much this year anyways.
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DJEvelEd
12-14-2004, 06:32 PM
How 'bout a box of cigars and some new seamless underwear?
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TheGameHHH
12-14-2004, 06:36 PM
Now that's pulling the old switcheroo
I think that's what's good for the goose is good for the gander.
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Snoogans
12-14-2004, 06:55 PM
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the boss wants to sell out giants stadium 9000 more times cause he doesnt already have enough money
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