the NEW Duke's of Hazzard

[Iamnotatool]

I was a HUGE fan of this show back in the day, until they dumped Tom Wopak and John Schneider.

I hope they don't stray too far in casting, I think Knoxville is taking the Luke role which is ok. Cooter and uncle Jessie rocked, and will be tough to replace.


However, I see they found a GREAT replacement for Daisy!!! (http://celebsextapes.net/Jessica_Simpson_Hot_Shorts.html)

The link above is NSFW, it's daisy, in the appropriate daisy dukes, but no porn.

By the way, that bitch is working out. She' looks deisel. Can you say divorce?

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This message was edited by Iamnotatool on 12-3-04 @ 10:59 AM

[Furtherman]

Tom Wopat and John Schneider were only dumped for only one season because of money.

Thus, the awful Coy and Vance season.

As for the new movie, I read early reports that the new General Lee will not have the Confederate Flag because of political correctness.

No thank you.

And Jessica Simpson is NO Catherine Bach (back in her day, of course).

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[whiteboy1457]

However, I see they found a GREAT replacement for Daisy!!! (http://celebsextapes.net/Jessica_Simpson_Hot_Shorts.html)


if she can remember her god damn lines

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[BoondockSaint]

Seann William Scott .... Bo Duke
Johnny Knoxville .... Luke Duke
Jessica Simpson .... Daisy Duke
Burt Reynolds .... Boss Hogg
Willie Nelson .... Uncle Jesse


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[JohnnyCash]

Thats not a bad cast. But Jessica Simpson is going to be fucking awful.

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[Tenbatsuzen]

Thats not a bad cast. But Jessica Simpson is going to be fucking awful.



It's not fucking Shakespeare. Last I checked, Katherine Bach wasn't a classically trained actor.

Rules for being Daisy Duke.

1) Distract Enos and Roscoe

2) Have big tits

3) Have a southern accent

4) Drive white jeep.

How hard can this be? She's already got three of the four.



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5) Great legs.

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[Iamnotatool]

4 out of 5 aint bad

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[JimBeam]

They're filming now in Baton Rouge.
My friend down there said that Johnny Knoxville walks into the local bars like he's a real celebrity.
Chicks are all over him.
That show's how emotionally unstable chicks can be.
If that dude wasn't on tv or in movies girls wouldnt even look at him.

They were origianlly going to have Ving Rhames play Boss Hogg but I dont know what happened.

They are also supposed to remove the Confederate flag from the General Lee.
PC at its best.
Name a car after a Confederate general but make sure people dont get the wrong idea.



I have balls !!!

[Bama]

I will go the extra mile to avoid seeing anything remotely related to this show.

Johnny Knoxille???? Jessica Simpson????? Seann William Scott????

Even Burt Reynolds can't save this.

Thanks for raping our childhood deeks.

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[JimBeam]

I dont mind Seann William Scott because he's pretty funny.

I originally though that other clown, Paul Walker, was supposed to be in it.



I have balls !!!

[furie]

what's the car going to be?


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[JimBeam]

As far as I know its gonna be the same car just w/out the flag.

I have balls !!!

[torker]

My friend down there said that Johnny Knoxville walks into the local bars like he's a real celebrity.


Isn't he?

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[furie]

However, I see they found a GREAT replacement for Daisy!!!


that pic makes her ass look flat
this one is better (http://www.filmrot.com/images/dukesofhazzard_daisy1.jpg)


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[furie]

direct link doesn't work

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http://www.filmrot.com/images/dukesofhazzard_daisy1.jpg


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[JimBeam]

Yeah Johnny Knoxville is a real celebrity much like Sway is a real journalist.

I have balls !!!

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Seann William Scott .... Bo Duke ---what were they thinking?

Johnny Knoxville .... Luke Duke --are they kidding??

Jessica Simpson .... Daisy Duke -- worst pick ever

Burt Reynolds .... Boss Hogg --great idea

Willie Nelson .... Uncle Jesse --another great idea







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[synthfiend]

Seann William Scott and johnny Knoxville are NEVER going to be able to convince an audience that they're from the south. End of story, shitty casting.

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[Fallon]

Johnny is from Knoxville, Tennessee. Thats south.

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[mothershucker]

Johnny is from Knoxville, Tennessee. Thats south.

Badabadadada, da.

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker

[IamFogHat]

I'm looking forward to this, but more for Reynolds, Nelson and Simpson. Some people hated Starsky and Hutch but i loved it. So if it's as good as that then it'll be a winner to me.

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[monkeysweat]

that pic makes her ass look flat
this one is better (http://www.filmrot.com/images/dukesofhazzard_daisy1.jpg)


Yes. That one makes her ass look slightly less flat

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[Bulldogcakes]

Like like the cast alot, except for Burt Reynolds as Boss Hog.
BOSS HOG HAS TO BE FAT AND OBNOXIOUS! Hence the name "Hog".
Often, re-do's of old shows dont work (Like the Twillight zone)
but the cast's so good, this one has hope. And if the scripts suck, Knoxville can always set himself on fire and run through a mall

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[Iamnotatool]

Cakes, ever hear an interview with Burt Reynolds?

He's obnoxious.

I love Knoxville and Stiffler as picks, and Ms. Toned Jessica Simpson can be my Daisy Duke anyday.


JimBeam, you got some sort of Knoxville envy? He steal a girl from you or something?



if he wasn't a celebrity girls wouldn't look at him. It shows how shallow girls are.


WOW! Breaking new ground now. You mean, a chick will fuck a guy just cause he's on tv??? Get outta here. Next thing you'll tell me is that chicks really dig guys with a lot of money.

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[Iamnotatool]

Video of Jessica as Daisy Duke (http://www.timekiller.com/redirect~linkid~11124.htm)

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[Fallon]

I just heard on the radio that Jessica has been reading Jenna Jameson's book and would like to play her in the movie.

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[Iamnotatool]

Yeah, that was in the post today too. Nick seems to be all for it. Good for him. She claims she's a fan of watching porn now and then.

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[TheMojoPin]

I just heard on the radio that Jessica has been reading Jenna Jameson's book and would like to play her in the movie.

Why not get Jenna Jameson to play Jenna Jameson?

She's, what, 30? Tops?

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[torker]

Why not get Jenna Jameson to play Jenna Jameson?
She's, what, 30? Tops?


Yeah, but you have to calculate that in porn years.

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