Eh, excuse me, I believe I have your stapler

[Recyclerz]

In my humble opinion, this kicks the crap out of a Virgin Mary cheese sandwich.

Staples, looking for a wacky gimmick, stumbled onto a beauty: they are auctioning off celebrity signed staplers for charity. And who has the most coveted stapler among RonFez.net denizens? I suspect it is this guy

Milton Waddams (http://www.cmarket.com/catalog/itemDetail.do?ID=95b3955391ca36011762408625661613&cate=All&sortby=title)

I've got a loaded AMEX card and I wanna get this. Looks like Santa isn't going to be visiting the local orphans this year. ;)



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[furie]

this stapler? (http://stapler.ytmnd.com/)


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[Recyclerz]

this stapler?


If not the one from the movie, definitely one from the guy.

Damn, it's already up to $300.

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[MHasegawa]

That sounds terrible, Furie. I'm stealing your newspaper from now on.

Who is Karim Garcia?? I no respect heem.
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[furie]

???


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[Freakshow]

They have LaVar Arrington. Sweet.

You can get a couple of actress' ones for cheap, except for Jennifer Love Hewitt.

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[whiteboy1457]

Paris Hilton's sold for $1000.... when the donald only got $800

MASTA MEAT

[Bulldogcakes]

[quote]Paris Hilton's sold for $1000.... when the donald only got $800


Paris' stapler was green and she blew it for half an hour
(and looked bored doing it)
might explain the price difference

[mikeyboy]

If I knew who the hell Corey Greenberg was, I'd be grabbing myself a bargain. (http://www.cmarket.com/catalog/itemDetail.do?ID=d0fcc6ef91ca36010302815953058794&cate=All&sortby=title)

Edit: Seriously, I could do better than Corey Greenberg. I'd just get my mom to bid.

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[A.J.]

I'm surprised Chuck Schumer hasn't been on TV to hype this. (http://www.cmarket.com/catalog/itemDetail.do?ID=c1b40c1191ca360132039236b602ebaf&cate=All&sortby=title)

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Red Sox Nation

[Bulldogcakes]

He's holding a press conference this Sunday.
Oh, that's right, he holds one EVERY sunday.
Why is this Senate seat always held by someone who makes you cringe? (First D'amato-Now Schumer)

[angrymissy]

I have a glorious red swingline at my desk already

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[A.J.]

I have a red "Swingline Cub" on my desk. I found it in an abandoned cubicle.

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[Freakshow]

I have a glorious red swingline at my desk already

<a href="http://www.cmarket.com/catalog/itemDetail.do?ID=95b8f2ba91ca360117624086ca75267e&cate=All&sortby=title">Yes, but is it signed by Heather Locklear AND Richie Sambora?</a>

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