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Iamnotatool
12-01-2004, 08:00 AM
This was sent to me, so in turn I pass it on to you. Usually I just post porn, so you should all appreciate this.



Women need to be aware all the time...

This was the first I have heard of a scheme like this.
I wanted to pass it along. Be safe!

Something very serious to pay attention to.
Criminals are coming up with craftier, less threatening methods of attack.
so we have to be extra cautious. Read on...
I live in Alexandria, VA, but I often work in Lafayette, LA, staying
with friends when I'm there.
As you know from America's Most Wanted TV program, as well as the news media, there is a serial killer in the Lafayette area. I would like to let you know about
an "incident" that happened to me a few weeks ago, and could have been deadly.

At first I didn't go to the police or anyone with it because I didn't realize how serious this encounter was. But since I work in a jail and I told a few people about it, it wasn't long before I was paraded
into Internal Affairs to tell them my story.

It was approximately 5:15 a.m. in Opelousas, La. I had stayed with a friend there and was on my way to work. I stopped at the Exxon/Blimpie Pie station to get gas.

I got $10 gas and a Diet Coke.
I took into the store two $5 bills and one $1 bill (just enough to get my stuff).

As I pulled away from the store, a man approached my truck from the back side of the store (an unlit area). He was an "approachable-looking" man
(clean cut, clean shaven, dressed well, etc.).

He walked up to my window and knocked. Since I'm very paranoid and "always looking for the rapist or killer," I didn't open the window ... I just asked what he wanted.

He raised a $5 bill to my window and said, "You dropped this."
Since knew I had gone into the store with a certain amount of money, I knew I didn't drop it.

When I told him it wasn't mine, he began hitting the window and door, screaming at me to open my door, and insisting that I had dropped the money!

At that point, I just drove away as fast as I could.

After talking to the Internal Affairs Department and describing the man I saw, and the way he escalated from calm and polite to angry and volatile....it was determined that I could have possibly encountered the serial killer myself.

Up to this point, it had been unclear as to how he had gained access to his victims, since there has been no evidence of forced entry into victim's homes, cars, etc.

And the fact that he has been attacking in the daytime, when women are less likely to have their guard up, means he is pretty BOLD.

So think about it...what gesture is nicer than returning money to someone that dropped it????? How many times would you have opened your window (or door) to get your money and say thank you....because if the person is kind enough to return something to you, then he can't really be a threat....can he????

Please be cautious! This might not have been the serial killer...but anyone that gets that angry over someone not accepting money from them, can't have honorable intentions. The most important thing to note is that his reaction was NOT WHAT I EXPECTED! A total
surprise! But what might have happened if I had opened my door? I shudder to think!

Forward this to everyone you know....maybe they can be as fortunate
as was!
P.S. from the Sender: Ladies, really DO forward this to EVERYONE you know.

Even if this man wasn't a serial killer, he looked nice, he seemed
polite, he was apparently doing an act of kindness, but HE WAS NOT A NICE PERSON!!!




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mikeyboy
12-01-2004, 08:24 AM
Sounds like another e-mail hoax

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A.J.
12-01-2004, 08:25 AM
Watch out for this guy too. You may NOT have already won one million dollars!

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TheMojoPin
12-01-2004, 08:27 AM
Did he leave his hook hanging from the door handle?

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badorties
12-01-2004, 08:30 AM
the cops said that the call was coming from within the house ...


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GodsFavoriteMan
12-01-2004, 08:30 AM
It was part of his gang initiation. She had flashed her lights at him.

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JPMNICK
12-01-2004, 08:33 AM
are you sure she didn't buy pop rocks and a coke while she was inside?

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TheMojoPin
12-01-2004, 08:36 AM
He was actually just the GHOST of a serial killer that had died 20 years ago THAT VERY DAY.

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GodsFavoriteMan
12-01-2004, 08:39 AM
Unfortunately for him, when she drove away he found a needle in his skin and a note that said "Welcome to the world of AIDS."

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TheMojoPin
12-01-2004, 08:40 AM
The guy was just pissed that he had woken up that morning in a bathtub filled with ice and one of his kidneys missing. Who WOULDN'T be cranky after that?

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GodsFavoriteMan
12-01-2004, 08:44 AM
Crazy thing is, when she got home she saw her boyfriend's head impaled on the car atenna.

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JPMNICK
12-01-2004, 08:45 AM
maybe he was tryign to show her a picture of the maids rat-holing her toothbrush and she just mistook it for a 5 dollar bill.


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JPMNICK
12-01-2004, 08:45 AM
It could have not been a man at all, but one of the giant crocodiles that live in the sewers of NYC

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TheMojoPin
12-01-2004, 08:47 AM
If she had just rolled down the window she woulda heard him warning, "the baby's in the oven, THE BABY IS IN THE OVEN!!!"

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Def Dave in SC
12-01-2004, 08:47 AM
He wasn't a serial killer--he was a GIANT MEXICAN SEWER RAT!!!!!

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badorties
12-01-2004, 08:47 AM
the cool thing is if you forward this e-mail to 12 friends you'll get a thousand bucks from bill gates ...



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GodsFavoriteMan
12-01-2004, 08:49 AM
What he was really trying to tell her was that he'd left his penis in her jar of fruit punch.

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Iamnotatool
12-01-2004, 08:50 AM
Wow. Y'all are brutal.


Yeah, I'm thinking sham too, but there was no "pass it on to 10 people" shit on it, and I know some of y'all are down in the DC area.


Oh well, back to the porn.

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A.J.
12-01-2004, 09:03 AM
some of y'all are down in the DC area.

Yeah, but...

there is a serial killer in the Lafayette (LA) area.


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mikeyboy
12-01-2004, 09:13 AM
some of y'all are down in the DC area.

Yeah, but...

there is a serial killer in the Lafayette (LA) area.




Eh. South is South. :)

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Iamnotatool
12-01-2004, 09:14 AM
Exactly, south of Newark is cousinfucker country in my book.

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TheMojoPin
12-01-2004, 09:34 AM
Yeah!

Wouldn't want to interrupt the sibling-fucking IN Newark.

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Iamnotatool
12-01-2004, 09:36 AM
In Newark, they are ALL brothers and sisters, homie.

Yaddle Doodle!!!



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