Can i enjoy my porn, please?

[Tenbatsuzen]

So I'm in the middle of enjoying some fine high-grade porn and then I get an IM out of nowhere from an ex-girlfriend who wants to share pictures of her baby's first christmas.

I didn't have the heart to tell her that I didn't really feel like interrupting my viewing of an incredibly busty polish girl with the photos of the out-of-wedlock spawn her pudgy body produced because she was too fucking stupid to take The Pill on a regular basis.

or maybe that's just me.

People wonder why the hell I'm suddenly becoming anti-marriage and anti-kids. This is one of those reasons, because I don't want to be one of THOSE people.



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[canofsoup15]

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Ewa Sonnet?

And away messages can kill that problem instantly.

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This message was edited by canofsoup15 on 11-30-04 @ 8:34 PM

[Snoogans]

with the photos of the out-of-wedlock spawn her pudgy body produced

your ex fucked larry johnson?

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[Tenbatsuzen]

busty polish girl


Ewa Sonnet?



Bingo. Only girl on that site I really like.

This maybe should go into the confessional, but it's scaring me of how anti-kid I've been getting lately.

Maybe it's because I've been working more out in public and having to deal with kids and realizing how incredibly fucking obnoxious, loud, and misbehaved they are.

ANd the thing is, a lot of people say it's the product of bad parenting. They're right. Here's the problem: I know I'm too selfish and irresponsible to be a good parent.





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[Tenbatsuzen]

And since I like to share...

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[canofsoup15]

Bea Flora is nice too. Do you have a memebership?

But as for hating children I think everyone does, until you get older and you have a wife and she wants kids alot and then the thought seeps into your head.

It's getting to the point where I think that parents can't be totally blamed for the way teenagers act nowadays, they're (the teenagers) selfish bitches and they deserve a smackdown. The pussification of america destroyed punishment and with that the one remaining trigger we had on our children.

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This message was edited by canofsoup15 on 11-30-04 @ 8:40 PM

[Tenbatsuzen]

But as for hating children I think everyone does, until you get older and you have a wife and she wants kids alot and then the thought seeps into your head.

That's just it. I AM older. I've been wanting kids for a while, and then it's been chipping away at me for the last year that I really don't want kids. It kind of scares me.

My nieces are the most important things in the world, but it makes me realize that I'm nowhere mature enough to handle that responsibility.



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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Is this going to be a porn thread or an "I don't want kids thread"?

If the latter, I'm in complete agreement. I can barely take care of myself. Why would I want to bring up a kid? No way. Uh uh.

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[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

whew that chick is hot! Does your ex look anything like that? Sometimes when you want to get ya jerk on anything that interrupts you , you feel like " fuck this bullshit"

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This message was edited by RocOutWithYACockOUT on 11-30-04 @ 8:50 PM

[canofsoup15]

Well then maybe you shouldn't have kids then? I certainly don't see the problem. There's no rule that you must procreate (although there should be one against stupid people).

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

Is this going to be a porn thread or an "I don't want kids thread"?

I think it's possible to handle both in one thread.

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[mikeyboy]

Is this going to be a porn thread or an "I don't want kids thread"?

I think it's possible to handle both in one thread.



And that's when the authorities come swooping in.

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Damn!!!! I'd rather talk about this. Fuck kids.

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[Iamnotatool]

Any kid that sees those delicious darlings is thinking one thing....LUNCH!

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[Duke]

Damn!!!! I'd rather talk about this. Fuck kids.



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so much hate on the kids :(

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This message was edited by Duke 04 on 11-30-04 @ 9:43 PM

[fluffernutter]

so much hate on the kids


Hey Duke, grow some boobs like that, age 10 years and be FEMALE and then the hate on the kids can stop.

Tenbats, I guess first rule is no matter what when viewing porn online is to not only make sure the blinds are down and you are firmly positioned in your desk chair so as to not slip and fall out upon completion on the floor and really hurt your back due porn induced acts is to make sure, the Instant Messenger is OFF!

Nothing like enjoying a moment, cock in hand, stroking ever so gently and then BAM you get a message from af riend or a family member that just makes you feel dirty. Kind of like sitting on a friends couch and you KNOW that sex is had there or self-loving is made there.

Now is that busty.pl by chance? Great site. I need to join that Nadine Jansen site again. Man do i miss her.

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Less children...more porn!

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[Mike Teacher]

I was gonna say get laid like a fiend everyday so you cut down on the masturbating; but now I realize when I'm getting laid everyday, batch cranking still goes on.

Will the penis Ever be satisfied?

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[SatCam]

Everytime you masturbate God kills a kid!

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[Bulldogcakes]

First Rule of Children
-YOUR kid is the most amazing, incredible creature on the planet.
-EVERYONE ELSE'S kids bore and/or annoy the living shit out of you.
What pisses me off is people who want the whole
world to stop for them just because they have a baby.
We have to pass a new law every 2 seconds to protect them,
and the FCC has to eliminate anything that's actually funny. We have to child-proof everything. God forbid these idiots explain right and wrong to their kids. That would be. . . . . .Parenting, right?

This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 12-1-04 @ 11:22 PM

[stickyfingers]

Any kid that sees those delicious darlings is thinking one thing....LUNCH!


wow...a look who's talking reference.


Is this going to be a porn thread or an "I don't want kids thread"?


if you ever watch that stupid "Nanny 911" show on ABC or Fox you'll easily be an "I don't want kids" type of person.


Do you have a memebership?


myfreepaysite.com is pretty good


Everytime you masturbate God kills a kid!


and you kill about 2,000

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[AngelAmy]

this is why i dont have AIM on while i watch porn.....if i watched porn that is ;)

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[Freakshow]

I've experienced the opposite. I was watching Mary Poppins while falling asleep around 2 am on a Sunday morning. Not really paying attention drifting off--"Lets have a tea party on the ceiling. Call me now, we're lonely. Call 876..."

Wait. What?

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[Abrasive Dean]

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[stickyfingers]

[writes down] Ewa Sonnet [writes down/]

See you guys in a couple days....

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[mothershucker]

The internet is for porn.
The internet is for porn.

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker

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[FUNKMAN]

she has nice titskis

i wonder hows the babushka

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[mothershucker]

she has nice titskis

Well, what olive lacked in titski, she made up in the puski. I wonder if it works vicee versee with this one?

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker

This message was edited by mothershucker on 12-8-04 @ 5:29 PM