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Katylina
11-28-2004, 02:38 PM
Who is into this? ( http://www.gettingit.com/article/716)
How do you massage it? Externally, you can rub it by caressing the perineum, the small stretch of flesh between the scrotum and the anus. However, internal prostate massage is where the really mind-blowing O's come from.
The person doing the rubbing starts by inserting a finger or two (or three) up his or her partner's asshole a few inches. The squeamish, for whom a brown finger is a gross-out rather than a delicacy, can use rubber gloves or administer an enema ahead of time.
Once the digits are in, massage toward the front of the body -- that is, toward the penis. You should be able to feel the prostate through the wall of the anus. Stroke gently -- no poking, please! This is a major erogenous zone for guys and deserves some respect. Prolonged prostate massage can induce a jumbo-sized orgasm in the recipient. Combined with a hand- or blow-job, it can create an out-of-body experience.
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Katylina
11-28-2004, 02:39 PM
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CruelCircus
11-28-2004, 02:47 PM
Why?
You looking for a volunteer?
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BoondockSaint
11-28-2004, 02:48 PM
Who is into this?
Mojo.
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FUNKMAN
11-28-2004, 02:51 PM
Stiffler and the assistant at the sperm bank taught us that a long time ago...
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Katylina
11-28-2004, 02:53 PM
DONKEY SAUSAGE!
Do you prefer a finger or anal beads???
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FUNKMAN
11-28-2004, 03:02 PM
i use the 'rectum robot'...
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Johnny Fontane
11-28-2004, 03:03 PM
Well, I'm not into this and never will be. By the same token, I would like to know the secret to shooting a porn star-style load.
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FUNKMAN
11-28-2004, 03:07 PM
I would like to know the secret to shooting a porn star-style load.
duct tape the elmers glue bottle to the bottom of your penis and give it a good squeeze
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FlyEvolution
11-28-2004, 03:28 PM
Who is into this
Sounds pretty gay to me
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Katylina
11-28-2004, 03:31 PM
No no no! It's not gay...
The prostate's not just for gay men anymore. Straight guys who are over their butt-fuck-phobia are getting into the act. Just imagine a hot, naked babe with one hand up your ass and the other strokin' your rod. Do me, baby!
If your girlfriend's not into it, check out the listings in the back of your local weekly. A lot of doms and masseuses actually advertise the posterior pleasure. No money? No problem. You can reach it yourself with a little practice. A vibrator, dildo, or cucumber can help do the trick.
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FlyEvolution
11-28-2004, 03:35 PM
Oh yeah, I really want to go sticking my hands up my ass. That sounds awesome. Not very likely considering what comes out of there.
Or dildos for that matter. That's pretty gay.
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whiteboy1457
11-28-2004, 04:04 PM
Prolonged prostate massage can induce a jumbo-sized orgasm in the recipient.
I dont care what the hell i get out of it... nothing's going up my ass
MASTA MEAT
JPMNICK
11-28-2004, 04:18 PM
this is liberace gay
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Johnny Fontane
11-28-2004, 04:43 PM
No no no! It's not gay...
OK, all right, you're obviously fascinated by this, so go ahead and do it on your boyfriend and follow-up with a play-by-play.
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torker
11-28-2004, 04:47 PM
create an out-of-body experience
it turned my pinky brown
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Billy Staples
11-28-2004, 06:37 PM
It helps if you are into the Tantric style of sex..regarding multiple orgasms for the man..not multiple ejaculations mind you but orgasms...there is a diifference. It's all a state of mind and practice
I suggest finding a good temple and you can select a goddess to help you with either your first prostate massage or a prostate milking if you like. with a milking you won't be able to orgasm for a while but it cleans out all the backed up semen.
Also you don't cum either, you just empty the prostate and seminal vesicles
Of course there are women who are in NJ who for $150 and penile stimulation with the prostate massge can do it also....includes huge happy ending
If you want to alleviate years of built up stress and tension in your body..give it a shot...no pun intended
ahem (cough) so I've heard
and you thought I havent been learning anything new while I've been away!!!
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TheMojoPin
11-28-2004, 06:37 PM
Who is into this?
Mojo.
Fuckin'-A.
But hey, I'm queerer than queer. Scoff all you want...this li'l "trick" rules. Crazy-good orgasm, AND it makes "it" bigger. Like, a good three inches. So I TOTALLY had a four-and-a-halfer going, bitches. Live in fear.
If I knew how to do it to myself, I would.
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TheMojoPin
11-28-2004, 06:45 PM
This is now forever going to be called "Milking the Billy," and as such, I'm NEVER EVER FUCKING DOING IT AGAIN.
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So THAT'S why I shot a load during my last prostate exam. Thanks Doc!
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Iamnotatool
11-29-2004, 07:39 AM
In a word. Yes.
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FUNKMAN
11-29-2004, 08:04 AM
It's a shame the clit isn't the size of that prostate. Then us guys wouldn't have any trouble finding it.
Not that 'cough i ever cough had that cough problem'...
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keithy_19
12-07-2004, 04:15 PM
This is so queer. I am not putting anything up my ass. Ugh, nasty.
But seriously, is there an answer to Johnny Fontanes question?
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Bulldogcakes
12-26-2004, 05:54 AM
There's a much less gay way to drive a guy crazy.
Below the nuts, there is the "Stem" which can be felt when a guy is aroused.
Stroke this while you're either doing either a BJ or Handie.
It interrupts the blood flowing to the head of the unit.
When done right, it gives a guy the sensation of a non stop orgasm.
Its fuckin ridiculous
They did a version of this on "Sex in the City" When the old guy squirted all over Miranda's hair
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mothershucker
12-26-2004, 06:44 AM
It's a shame the clit isn't the size of that prostate.
It is obvious you have not seen the Chyna video!
Of course there are women who are in NJ who for $150 and penile stimulation with the prostate massge can do it also....includes huge happy ending
Billy, Billy, Billy, the hand job is on the house.
I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker
bosku8
12-26-2004, 08:32 AM
oh man, this should be fun
and maybe it can gives the guys at the hideout somthing to pass the time
old-fan
12-26-2004, 06:27 PM
im betting its extremely popular in san-fran.
i just cant see it happening to me, my last gf wanted to do it but i told her she would get a flair chop for attempting it.
im a long time lurker, but new poster.
FUNKMAN
12-26-2004, 06:51 PM
"i told you not to disturb me while i'm milking my prostate"
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DJEvelEd
12-26-2004, 06:55 PM
What is the name of the game where you run up behind your friends and stick your finger up their buttholes so they get skidmarks on their underpants?
A Stinkfinger?
A Brownie?
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FUNKMAN
12-26-2004, 07:00 PM
that's a 'fudge knuckle'
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DJEvelEd
12-26-2004, 07:04 PM
That's a great game!
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