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Rebels planned to kill Bush
furie
11-27-2004, 07:40 PM
U.S. President George W. Bush was targeted for assassination by Marxist rebels this week when he visited the city of Cartagena, a Colombian official said Saturday.
"We found out through informers and various sources that groups within the [Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia] had been instructed from its leadership to make an assassination attempt on President Bush," Colombian Defense Secretary Jorge Alberto Uribe told Caracol TV, a Bogota-based satellite network.
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whiteboy1457
11-27-2004, 09:43 PM
after the way he "saved" his body guard not to long ago... i think he can handle him self against some columbian guerillas
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Rebels planned to kill Bush
How? By dropping a photon torpedo down one of the exhaust vents of the White House?
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TheMojoPin
11-29-2004, 06:41 AM
PROTON.
Ass.
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What the fuck is a "proton?"
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What the fuck is a "proton?"
A stable, positively charged particle in the baryon family with a mass 1,836 times that of the electron.
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furie
11-29-2004, 08:35 AM
yeah, a photon torpedo would be worthless. photons have almost no mass.
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furie
11-29-2004, 08:56 AM
anti-matter. that's the key.
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TheMojoPin
11-29-2004, 10:40 AM
What the fuck is a "proton?"
A stable, positively charged particle in the baryon family with a mass 1,836 times that of the electron.
Dammit, that question made me look even dumber than unusual.
I meant to say, "proton TORPEDO."
How does that even work?!?
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11-29-2004, 11:35 AM
It's all ball bearings these days.
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MrPink
11-29-2004, 11:53 AM
ugh i hate space. its so stupid. but anyway im surprised theres anyone that would want to kill bush cause hes such a great president.
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Bulldogcakes
11-29-2004, 07:13 PM
Are you Proton? I'm against them myself
I meant to say, "proton TORPEDO."
How does that even work?!?
The same way a single bullet can wound a Governor, kill a President and end up on a hospital gurney in pristene condition: MAGIC.
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curtoid
11-30-2004, 05:09 AM
U.S. President George W. Bush was targeted for assassination by Marxist rebels this week when he visited the city of Cartagena, a Colombian official said Saturday.
He keeps telling you people he doesn't want to leave the country! It's not safe out there.
Rebels planned to kill Bush
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Iamnotatool
11-30-2004, 05:42 AM
Rebels planned to kill Bush
Well duh.
This just in, we're looking for Osama Bin Laden.
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11-30-2004, 06:36 AM
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TheMojoPin
11-30-2004, 06:55 AM
I meant to say, "proton TORPEDO."
How does that even work?!?
The same way a single bullet can wound a Governor, kill a President and end up on a hospital gurney in pristene condition: MAGIC.
IT AIN'T PRISTINE, DICK!!!
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