13 Year Old Kidnaps Exotic Dancer

[Hoojibs]

Story here. (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&ncid=817&e=1&u=/ap/20041122/ap_on_fe_st/boy_dancer_abducted)


The boy told her the contract was for his older brother, but no one else showed up. The woman tried to leave, and the boy pointed a shotgun at her and ordered her to dance for him, Ball said.


I guess he couldn't find porn in the woods like I did when I was 13.


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Kinda prudish for a dancer...

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[Mike Teacher]

the boy pointed a shotgun at her and ordered her to dance for him, Ball said.


Pesci asked Mike Imperioli to dance for him with a gun out in Goodfellas, look what happened...



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[Iamnotatool]

Not cool.

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[whiteboy1457]

i wish i had the balls to do that when i was 13

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[mdr55]

So I guess she didn't get a tip, huh.

[A.J.]

It wouldn't have been much of an experience without a pole and "Girls, Girls, Girls" playing in the background.

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[Melrapuo]

the boy pointed a shotgun at her and ordered her to dance for him, Ball said.


Pesci asked Mike Imperioli to dance for him with a gun out in Goodfellas, look what happened...

Yea. He won an Oscar. ;)

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[CaptClown]

It wouldn't have been much of an experience without a pole and "Girls, Girls, Girls" playing in the background.



Maybe he had "Shook me all night long" playing in the background.

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[Mike Teacher]

Well, if were talking music for strippers in these situations:

Shot Thru the Heart...and Youre to Blame...'

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[Iamnotatool]

Damn, I must be getting old, I don't really see the humor in this.

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[FMJeff]

guaranteed the dumb broad goes right back to dancing...

this kid's my hero

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[Mike Teacher]

Damn, I must be getting old, I don't really see the humor in this.


Dude, yer right; the lady was obviously terrified, but for me, its not tragedy because...


She tried to call 911 on her cell phone, but the boy grabbed the phone. The woman bit the boy's hand, broke free and ran to her car.


She got away, and the asshole was caught. With hope, he will be punished suitable to the crime. I give that two chances, 'Snowball' and 'Hell'.

I'd tack on a Kidnapping charge too, somehow, if I could. The problem here is the age: 13. There are embryos out there that are clued in more then I was when I was 13. Its a whole new ballgame now.

She got away. I'm pollyanna. In my world, today she's walking around in a state of bliss, just happy to be alive. See two chances above.

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[Iamnotatool]

Jeff, maybe reach a little higher for those hero's buddy.


False imprisonment isn't all that funny. Stripper or not. She didn't chose to be held up by a prepubescent criminal.

Teach, you make good points...but now this trick is going to be in even MORE therapy, since I'm sure she was already in therapy for past familial issues.



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[FMJeff]

its a joke tool. does anybody remember laughter?

the comedy is in a 13 year old boy fooling a stripper into following him anywhere...some men 3 times his age can't accomplish that...



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[DarkHippie]

some men 3 times his age can't accomplish that...
or twice his age :(

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its a joke tool. does anybody remember laughter?

Got a needle and thread? Cause I assure you, my sides have indeed split.

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.......guess she didn't get the upshot of his demands....




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[Iamnotatool]

I love to laugh. More than most. I still fail to see the humor in this, from either side to be honest.

A fucked up kid doing shit like this is going down a bad road. And obviously, this stripper didn't need this shit either.

Carry on./

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[Fallon]

The woman tried to leave, and the boy pointed a shotgun at her and ordered her to dance for him.
He stole my move!

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This message was edited by WWFallon on 11-23-04 @ 5:32 PM

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Ball said


you said balls

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[FMJeff]

I love to laugh. More than most. I still fail to see the humor in this, from either side to be honest.

A fucked up kid doing shit like this is going down a bad road. And obviously, this stripper didn't need this shit either.

Carry on./

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someone has forgotton laughter...

if you can't see the comedy in a 13 yr old kid doing a stick em up on a stripper to get her to try to dance for him i dont know what to tell ya...

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[Iamnotatool]

You just answered your question Jeff.

No, a 13 year old pointing a shotgun at a woman, isn't all that funny.

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[FMJeff]

You just answered your question Jeff.

No, a 13 year old pointing a shotgun at a woman, isn't all that funny.



see you're focusing on that part...im looking at a kid taking time from halo2 to stick up a stripper...

heh...i can just see the conversation in his mind..."do i defeat the main boss on level 12 or make a stripper show me her jugs"

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[Iamnotatool]

See, if he tried to use counterfeit bills, or put a camera in the bathroom, that's funny.

You throw a shotgun in there, I got a problem.

More importantly, how did this little fucker get his hands on a shotgun?

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

More importantly, how did this little fucker get his hands on a shotgun?


Good question. But I'm sure the NRA would totally condemn his parents (assuming it's theirs--or his father's) for leaving it where he could access it.

Only thing is, I wouldn't be surprised if this was a common problem among most households with guns.

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[SatCam]

More importantly, how did this little fucker get his hands on a shotgun?

Puberty

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[Justice4all]

Listen...Tool...I totally see your point in how sad it is. Because if this kid is let off with a slap on the wrist he will be RAPING women who he wants if they just say no to him.
This kid should be watched with all eyes on him until he grows up and realizes that he did something very deplorable....


having said THAT....

heh...i can just see the conversation in his mind..."do i defeat the main boss on level 12 or make a stripper show me her jugs"

THAT is comedy....I can agree with you Jeff. This kid was not playing with a full deck and most likely was removed from reality.
But I question that only because he was smart enough to use the 'older brother' story to try to fool the stripper. (Which I am guessing was not too hard when she walks by herself into an abandoned building with NO lights on)

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....You may now go to the top of this comedy pyramid.
My sides have indeed split from THAT one.

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[Iamnotatool]

Justice you drunken scoundrel. I'll go as far as to say if I saw that in a movie, I'd probably laugh, but that it happened in real life, thats kinda scary



That Duke shit is good, but I was suspecting KeithyBoHoldemup.

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