Konichiwa bitches!!

[Yerdaddy]

Dec. 1st I'm on a big o'l jet airliner to Egypt finally. The plan is to stay until the money runs out, which now looks like about 6 months. We'll see.

It's been fun. There's been a whole lot of this http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/itscr.gif and not enough of this http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/porkys.gif and even a little of this http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/fart-ani.gif but it's all good.

I'm off like a prom dress in 11. Seeeeyuh!

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Fuck it from behind.

[GodsFavoriteMan]

What? Is there no internet in Egypt?

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[Mike Teacher]

Given the track record of people saying goodbye here; we'll see ya here real soon.

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[mikeyboy]

It really doesn't count if you name a cardboard box under a bridge in Fairfax "Egypt".

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[mdr55]

If your money runs out....how are you going to get a plane ticket back???

[TooCute]

I think you meant sayonara.

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[FUNKMAN]

say hello to sphinxy for me...


and have a 'safe' trip!!!!!

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[BoondockSaint]

which now looks like about 6 months


Is that how long al-Qaeda camps are now?

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[gypsy]

Hello to you. Why Egypt?

[JPMNICK]

hey good luck man. do you have family there or anything? who are you staying with?

also, make sure you bring some latex condoms. who knows what kind of camel skin pieces of shit they have down there. i keed.

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[Melrapuo]

I say it ends up being more like 6 hours than 6 months.

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[DarkHippie]

You're not the first born son, are you?

Good luck, Boner.

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[mdr55]

which now looks like about 6 months


Is that how long al-Qaeda camps are now?


He's going on a retreat/sabbathecal.

[badorties]

i heard there's a lot of black people in africa ...



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Man, are you THAT pissed off that Bush won? ;)

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[mdr55]

i heard there's a lot of black people in africa ...



What's wrong with having a little tan?? Haven't tanning booths become popular.

[Freakshow]

I think you meant sayonara.


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[IrishAlkey]

Fuck it from behind, brother.

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[Furtherman]

If you do run into the Sphynx, the answer is "a man".



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[LiquidCourage]

Remember, if anyone says shit to you, it's because they hate your freedom.

[curtoid]

Have fun & be careful.



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[furie]

take care.


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[Yerdaddy]

What? Is there no internet in Egypt?
Actually the government offers free internet to all its citizens. However there are no computers in Egypt.

Given the track record of people saying goodbye here; we'll see ya here real soon.
I fully intend to come back to the board and complain about the "bullshit" that was the reason I "left" in the first place. So feel free to waste your time on a stupid messageboard Mike. I, for one, am above that. This is the last sentence I will ever post on this board! You can bet your Bunsen burner on that, sir! Good day to you! I'm leaving now! Forever!

It really doesn't count if you name a cardboard box under a bridge in Fairfax "Egypt".
Actually it does. The guy who owns the box found an old Rubick's Triangle so he's been recognized by the State Dept. and joined the Coalition of the Willing this morning.

If your money runs out....how are you going to get a plane ticket back???
Hook.

I think you meant sayonara.
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I believe it says Wu-Tang is 100% Asian. What percentage are you? That's what I thought! Konichiwa bitches!!

say hello to sphinxy for me...
I will not be able to talk to your spincter any longer. It will have to settle for a postcard.

Is that how long al-Qaeda camps are now?
They switched to semesters now that enrollment is at an all-time high. The worst part about it though - co-ed dorms.

Hello to you. Why Egypt?
Always wanted to see the Comedy Pyramids.

do you have family there or anything? who are you staying with?
Nope. Cheap hotels - like less than $5 a night. $10 to be on the top of the butt pyramid.

also, make sure you bring some latex condoms. who knows what kind of camel skin pieces of shit they have down there. i keed
My Lonely Planet guidebook tells me to bring my own condoms because "local condoms have a distressingly high failure rate." Translation: camel skin.

I say it ends up being more like 6 hours than 6 months.
Have we had sex?

You're not the first born son, are you?
God no!

Good luck, Boner.
You talking to me or Bob Dole?

i heard there's a lot of black people in africa ...
Still less than DC though. This officially counts as "white flight"... to Africa.

Man, are you THAT pissed off that Bush won?
No. But, like the pilgrims, I am fleeing across the ocean to escape religious intollerance... but to the Middle East.

Fuck it from behind, brother.
Pay your tab bitch!

Oh yeah, that. Fuck it from behind, brother!

If you do run into the Sphynx, the answer is "a man".
Damn I've got a MILF!

Remember, if anyone says shit to you, it's because they hate your freedom.
Thanks. But I'm not worried because the world is safer without Saddam Hussein in power.

Can I borrow a flak vest?

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Fuck it from behind.

This message was edited by Yerdaddy on 11-19-04 @ 5:46 PM

[SatCam]

Have fun. I hear they have automobiles there now!

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[Yerdaddy]

True, but I just put a down payment on this baby right here:
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Fuck it from behind.

[Recyclerz]

Assalamo alaikum, my brother. Fee amaan Allah.

& watch out for the mummies. I hear they really get pissed if you try to steal their stuff.



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You'll always be the Rex Harrison to my Richard Burton.

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[Yerdaddy]

You'll always be the Rex Harrison to my Richard Burton.

<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065031/" target="_blank">Gay.</a>

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Fuck it from behind.

This message was edited by Yerdaddy on 11-20-04 @ 5:02 PM

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Assalamo alaikum,

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[LiquidCourage]

That's fine Yerdaddy, I was run out of town once too.

[JustJon]

I believe it says Wu-Tang is 100% Asian. What percentage are you? That's what I thought! Konichiwa bitches!!
Did she lose her asian heritage in the draft?

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[Aggie]

Be safe, have fun, and get your ass back soon. The board won't be as funny without you. Your sigs are my favorites, so in honor here they are.


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