Sometimes...

[Gwen]

I just fucking hate people. I mean generally Im a pretty nice, and decent person even when people shit on me or treat my like a sperm recepticle. But then I just get sick of it and I cant f'n take it and I realize how much I hate people.
Like I just want to rip their heads off and put it on the floor so they can watch me piss on the stump of their necks and they can scream when i put their head back on because it burns so badly. Then I would pluck out all of their pubic hair and replace it with syringes, and press down on them like I was playing the piano. Finally I would hire someone to hold thier mouths open so that I could slam my arms down and their guts would fly out of them and into bowls on the table (like in the chef boyardee commercial with kane) and cannibals and puppies would eat their guts.



Ahhh....I feel much better, urge to kill fading. Look, lou, i got all my anger out so i dont have to call you in tears!

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[Pootertoot]

You can call me anytime, I'm always there for my Gwenny Bear. And there's something about a little girl crying that gets my juices running.

I will find all those that annoy and anger my Gwen and strap them down to a table so you can do your bidding, but not before shaving a few layers off key parts of their body, perhaps a left eye or testicle or ovary (I'm not afraid to get all up in there if it means making Gwen happy)and forcefeeding the wafer-thin slices of themselves to...themselves.

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[Gwen]

And there's something about a little girl crying that gets my juices running.


Y'know poot, just when I think you're shaping up to be an A-Ok guy you have to go and say shit like this. Why the hell did I marry you? Im too old!

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[Pootertoot]

You married me because I make bad things disappear with no questions asked.

Well, not fully disappear, there's always that funny smell from the basement for a few days, plus the occasional piece of evidence dug up by a stray dog, but other than that incident with Fido and the unraveled testicle, it's been pretty efficient.

Plus you got a nice necklace out of that unraveled nut.

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[Gwen]

Plus you got a nice necklace out of that unraveled nut.

Eeeew! thats what that was??? No wonder all those flies were always around.

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[Dirtybird11]

whats your name again? and did i have anything to do with your cheerful mood?
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hate is just another word for love~

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[Gvac]

Wow! I had no idea! Gwen, I'm amazed that someone as sweet as you has such murderous impulses.

Cool.

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[Gwen]

Wow! I had no idea! Gwen, I'm amazed that someone as sweet as you has such murderous impulses.


Yes, its true. Im officially nutty now. THats what hanging around poot too much will get you. He corrupted me.

Its fun to be evil sometimes. And anyways I dont think Im that angry, I think I just need to get it on and I'll be ok. Its been 2 weeks since I got any and I re-quit smoking 3 weeks ago, so needless to say Im a little on edge. Im trying to play nicely though =)

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[TomPoo]

for gwen

Somtimes I hate people too...

...like today,

My company decided to give out T-Shirts last week with an American Flag on the back sayin "GOD Bless America"

It is a very nice shirt and very nice that our company gave them out.

So today My boss order 50 extra ones and asked me to pick them up.

No problem... It is a 10 minute walk from where the shirts are to where his desk is.

I pick up the shirts and walk 10 minutes... and in 10 minutes I got 20 COMMENTS ON THE SHIRTS I WAS CARRYING!!!!

and the really stupid ones like:

"hey ya got some shirts there" HAR HAR HAR

"hey, ya got an extra shirt for me??" HAR HAR HAR

"Are all those for you??? HAR HAR HAR

"Looks like some one has a new wardrobe" HAR HAR HAR

"Are those you Christmas presents this year??"


oh and don't think I didn't get the absolutly worst questions too

"Hey are those the Company t-shirts???"

"Are all of those for you???"

"Did people order extra shirts???"

SO, as I each person opened there mouth I kept recieving this nausiating feeling in my stomache... this feeling like I was going to puke all over the next asshole that opens there mouth!!!!

WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE THIS URGE TO MAKE RIDICULOUS COMMENTS... WHAT IS THERE THOUGHT PROCESS?!?!?!?!

Do they see me walking and say to them selves

(in the Regan reard voice)
"LOOK!!! HE IS CARRYING SOMETHING... MAYBE I SHOULD COMMENT ON IT FOR A LAUGH!?!?! I AM SURE HE WANTS TO HEAR THAT!!!"


uhhhh... thank god I get to go home soon... I can't take this shit any more today



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"There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"

[Gwen]

WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE THIS URGE TO MAKE RIDICULOUS COMMENTS... WHAT IS THERE THOUGHT PROCESS?!?!?!?!


Dear Tom:
It appears as if you are struggling to answer the same question I suffer with every day of my life. I can assure you there is no answer other than: they have no intelligible thought process. These people are a waste of life and should have been swallowed.

*damn it if i'm going to try and point out the shortcomings of others i better at least proof read*

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This message was edited by Gwen on 1-8-02 @ 1:53 PM

[HordeKing1]

The average person is pretty stupid.

Then you think about it. That means that 1/2 of all people are stupider than they are!

- George Carlin

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[HordeKing1]

The two most common elements are hydrogen and stupidity.

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[Godzilla]

Hate Humanity. Everyone, even good people have bad qualities. Trust no one, Love no one, Hate Everyone.

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[The Blowhard]

How do you really feel Zilla?
You youngin's gotta learn one thing: Life is not fair.
Now go to your shrinks and get your prescriptions.


"It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees"

[Gwen]

Hate Humanity. Everyone, even good people have bad qualities. Trust no one, Love no one, Hate Everyone.


Wow, and I thought *I* was angry.

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[Gvac]

Everyone, even good people have bad qualities.

You are absolutely right, Godzilla. Conversely, even bad people have good qualities. If you can understand this, you hopefully can also understand that your other extreme positions aren't valid.

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[Claire]

Hate Humanity. Everyone, even good people have bad qualities. Trust no one, Love no one, Hate Everyone.

I feel that way a lot, and I'm considered a "REALLY NICE person". All I can recommend is, pity the stupid rather than hating them, and try to be an intelligent and thinking person as often as possible. Do try to remember the opposite of this quote is also true. And post to vent like Gwen did. Good idea.. & great Sigpic Gwen.

[TomPoo]

*damn it if i'm going to try and point out the shortcomings of others i better at least proof read*


that is very funny Lol!!!!

Gwen, You Rock!!!!!

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[Gwen]

Top!

Its been one of those days, and I wish certain people would perish. Anyone else in a particularly cranky mood like my own can feel free to vent at will.

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[RF Godfather]

Gwen, we all get pissed off at times. Sometimes I want to snipe people off one by one from the top of my house. Am I sane? Maybe. Maybe not.

I feel good now. Maybe not, anybody wants to fight inside a cage, I think that will calme my nerves!

Blood... good, good!

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[IkeaBoy]

I tend to hate most people 24 hours of the day and I don't think it's anything bad, just the way different people deal with civilization. People as a whole are dumb, annoying, slow, gullible and just plainly uninteresting and we don't have enough time to deal with these morons day in day out.

And fantasizing about it just won't do it Mark, you must take matters into your own hands and make your dreams come true.

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[Jennitalia]

ive been in a cranky mood for the longest time. most people just annoy the hell out of me and id love to just fucking kill them. and one of my puddy cats is sick. life just sucks


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[Sheeplovr]

Sometimes I want to snipe people off one by one from the top of my house


Would ya shoot me if i screamed jump

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[F1Gm3nT]

I just have a problem with people until they cross me or disrespect anyone... then they is in trouble
other reason is well when Im behind the wheel
you can ask Anna about that one

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[F1Gm3nT]

gwen... whenever you need someone to talk to... dont come to me... but if noone is there you know im there...

YOU KNOW IM THERE ALWAYS...even if ocupied

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[Bron Yur Stomp]

I am just resolved to say I hate everyone. I am an equal opportunity hater. Regardless of race, creed,stupidity, I hate you all equally. But everyone once in while you meet good people, and thats a good thing, keeps me honest you know. I have to be wrong sometimes, but the majority of people prove me right so I am justified in my hating them all.

Hong Kong Phooey,
quicker than the human eye.
Hong Kong Phoeey,
number one super guy.

[IkeaBoy]

why hate a person because of the color of their skin when there are so many more personal reasons to hate them.

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[RF Godfather]

And fantasizing about it just won't do it Mark, you must take matters into your own hands and make your dreams come true.IkeaBoy, I have taken it into my own hands... wasn't pretty. Also playing GTA3 also can relieve stress... shooting pedestrations at point blank range or running over cars with Rhino the tank... blood good!

Would ya shoot me if i screamed jump Sheepy, I love ya like a brotha but if I had too... *dramatic pause* Ummm...

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[ROMEO]

The thing about stupid people is, they don't know they're stupid. You need the dull ones to make the bright ones shine.But its better to spit it out then to let choke you.

GOD BLESS, ROMEO

[CovDiesel]

Hating people is a waste of my time... I get shit on so frequently that it's just not worth my time to care about it anymore..

Love the ones you have close to you... and love the ones you don't.. if they shit on you.. then forgive, but don't forget...

Enough with the hostility..
EVERYONE... HUG A TREE!

... don't be mad. Things happen.

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[IkeaBoy]

SOF is my stress escape Mark, no greater feeling than shooting some bastard right through the eye.

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[Bron Yur Stomp]

Passes covd some tp for the poop dumped on him

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quicker than the human eye.
Hong Kong Phoeey,
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