View Full Version : I'm not getting any votes
WNEWstinks
11-18-2004, 08:17 AM
for what I call ''most popular worker of the month''. It's called something else but all it is, is a populatary contest. What husts the most is someone who left last month has at least 2 votes. They update the white board every day, we shall see if anything has changed for me or not.
I'M GETTING BILLY STAPLES BIG ASS CARD!!!
East Side Dave
11-18-2004, 08:24 AM
You have to do a better job at getting people's attention. Like, you should stay late and get more projects finished than anyone else....and if that doesn't work- light yourself on fire!
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JohnnyCash
11-18-2004, 08:26 AM
People just dont like you I guess...
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East Side Dave
11-18-2004, 08:33 AM
Do what I do when I don't get any votes (which is often), go out and rape someone....preferably old!!!
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GodsFavoriteMan
11-18-2004, 08:34 AM
Do what I do when I don't get any votes (which is often), go out and rape someone....preferably old!!!
Or in WNEW's case how about Statutory?
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"Story goes these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkies."
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mikeyboy
11-18-2004, 09:18 AM
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Snoogans
11-18-2004, 02:06 PM
i cant blame them, the only vote at work id vote for you in is the next to be layed off vote
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torker
11-18-2004, 02:21 PM
if you gain control of the white board you will gain control of the vote
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Maybe you should quit your job at the Old Ladies and Underage Girls Defense League.
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Mike Teacher
11-18-2004, 03:51 PM
They update the white board every day,
SO Many opportunities to get Ani DeFranco-ed here...
But all I'd say is: Thats one weird attendance system at your job.
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FUNKMAN
11-18-2004, 04:42 PM
thank god you're popular on this board
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Hottub
11-18-2004, 04:52 PM
thank god you're popular on this board
:p
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ShelleBink
11-18-2004, 05:00 PM
thank god you're popular on this board
word of advice though: it doesn't get you far if you put it on your r‚sum‚
MrPink
11-18-2004, 08:10 PM
if u do somethin destructive people will notice you.
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keithy_19
11-19-2004, 06:33 PM
I would vote for you. Only if you promised to stop calling me all the time.
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reeshy
11-19-2004, 11:42 PM
Like I give a fuck!!!!!!!
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SatCam
11-20-2004, 07:26 AM
Maybe you should start an ad campaign in the staff lounge for a ranking position on the white board?
Platform slogans could be:
"I told off that cnut englis teechr"
"I rid the world of old ladies"
"I tramatize little kids with bumper cars"
"I'm an aspiring student at Nassau Community"
"Vote Me, just because!"
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torker
11-20-2004, 07:47 AM
the solution to your whiteboard (http://www.white-boards-and-more.com/cats/All/White-Boards/0T1/0C2558.htm?refid=G286.dry+erase) problems
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Hottub
11-20-2004, 08:09 AM
"Vote or Die!!"
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torker
11-30-2004, 04:14 PM
A new month, a new opportunity for success!
Go get `em Tiger!
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