Question

[whiteboy1457]

How do you tell your girl that your porkin her sister without her kicking you in the balls. I really need to know

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[Furtherman]

Very quickly from a good distance and near a quick exit.

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Over the phone.

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Tie her shoelaces together.

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[East Side Dave]

Give her a cute, little stuffed piggy and a card attached to it that says:



"I'm porkin' yer sister!"

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[TheGameHHH]

While you're fucking her, make her get on top then say, 'This ain't how your sister does it'......then play rodeo and see how long you can hold on for.

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[mdr55]

Ask her if she wants to do a threesome with another chick. And when she says yes, tell her "I'll let your sister know".

[stickyfingers]

invite her to the wedding.

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[East Side Dave]

1. Ask her if she enjoys chocolate.
2. When she says "yes" you say, "well I enjoy bangin' your sister!"
3. Run.

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[Mike Teacher]

Semaphore.

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[JPMNICK]

make her sister tell her. and rub her back as she is saying it.

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Why do they call it taking a dump and not leaving a dump? After all, you're not taking it anywhere.

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[Uncle Smokey]

During sex with your girl, just say something like "wow, this is much tighter than your sister's" so she's complimented rather than angry.

[Reephdweller]

Tell her you flipped a coin and this time her sister got it instead.

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[Iamnotatool]

1st, you gotta actually pork her sister.


Who says pork anyway?

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[SatCam]

Chop off her legs, and, assuming they don't re-generate, she won't be able to kick you in the balls.

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[curtoid]

1st, you gotta actually pork her sister.

Amen.

Who says pork anyway?

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[BigKilla]

why tell her? Milk this as long as you can.

[SatCam]

Invite her to the Luau where you pork her sister.

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[BooBooKittyFuck]

you should break up with her like a real man and avoid all family reunions.

or..

break up with both, chop off your dick you cheating bastard and join a side show as the "amazing stubby stud"

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[whiteboy1457]

break up with both, chop off your dick you cheating bastard and join a side show as the "amazing stubby stud"

id rather get kicked in balls then get my dick chopped off.

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[East Side Dave]

After you're through porking her, you two should go out to the beach...where you'll be bacon in the sun!!! Ah-gil-gil-gilbert-godfried!!

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