Most Ridiculous Story Ever

[HBox]

Terror suspect left cryptic yearbook entry. (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6478336/)

Months earlier, Walker caused a stir when he left a cryptic note next to his senior portrait in the 2004 yearbook, writing that his "plans for world supremacy are in order. They entail taking over Somalia and working outward, but I should not divulge the exact details of my cunning strategy."

The entry also referred to Walker's "future heroic death" and offered a "death poem" with imagery of a grenade exploding and the phrase "all shall pass this world."

Here's a suggestion for the High School students out there: No more jokes. Ever. Anywhere. At any time.

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[MrPink]

remember when u were a kid and talked about takin over the world with yer friends? this kid aint that smart cause somalia aint a way to start off global domination.

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[HBox]

I know. You got to start in Australia and Papua New Guninea and just build up for like 20 turns.

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[Doomstone]

Most Ridiculous Story Ever


Possibly, but they've got some competition in Colorado:

School Talent Show Draws Secret Service (http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=247437&page=1)



BOULDER, Colo., Nov. 12, 2004 - Parents and students say they are outraged and offended by a proposed band name and song scheduled for a high school talent show in Boulder this evening, but members of the band, named Coalition of the Willing, said the whole thing is being blown out of proportion.

The students told ABC News affiliate KMGH-TV in Denver they are performing Bob Dylan's song "Masters of War" during the Boulder High School Talent Expos‚ because they are Dylan fans. They said they want to express their views and show off their musical abilities.

But some students and adults who heard the band rehearse called a radio talk show Thursday morning, saying the song the band sang ended with a call for President Bush to die.

Threatening the president is a federal crime, so the Secret Service was called to the school to investigate.



Who knew that in 1963, that terrorist Bob Dylan was calling for the death of a president four decades later?

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[high fly]

....and all we ever did was talk about burning down the school...





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[Reephdweller]

I talked back then, and I still do about my world domination plans. Once I seize control of Cuba I'll have the nukes and begin from there.


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[furie]

what ever happened to just quoting Led Zeppelin?


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[FMJeff]

today newark new jersey...tommorow THE WORLD!

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[El Mudo]

I know. You got to start in Australia and Papua New Guninea and just build up for like 20 turns.


That's a good strategy, but remember to stay out of the Ukraine...its weak...

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[NewYorkDragons80]

Possibly, but they've got some competition in Colorado:

School Talent Show Draws Secret Service (http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=247437&page=1)
Good to see Doomstone up to his old mischief. Colorado has a somewhat checkered past when it comes to students following up on threats of violence.

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[Mike Teacher]

what ever happened to just quoting Led Zeppelin?


Thats made me literally laugh. No shit, that always seemed the way to go back in my day; Class of 1981. We were that Dazed and Confused class, and it was only me being tall that saved my ass from several beatings from seniors. Some of my classmates? Yow...

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Now, imagine youre teaching, and the Principal and Yearbook Advisor call you into the Office, and they say:

"Mike, here's the Yearbook as submitted. We've gone through it, but we want you to go through it...'

Meaning, they needed someone who they thought might know some obscure thing that someone might be trying to put in their yearbook entries. Oh I should mention in this school seniors had a whole paragrpah to fill with stuff, youve seen the kind, lots of ellipses and excalmation points about cliques and shit. Anyway they wanted me to see if there was anything un-PC that they were unaware of on the Slang Lexicon.

Famously, I forget where and when, but the student made their senior entry something like:

No better class the 1988!
I love my Buds JZ and MR, youre the best!
Getting caught smoking by Mr. Smith
Geometry class was the best class I never took
Everyone in my posse gets a shout out
Remember class of '88 always!

Thats how it was, or something quite similar, and one can see how it could slip by. It did; I forget what they did, if not retract the whole yearbook, they took them all back and put a sticker on it or something.

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

Having dual citizenship (and being born in the U.S.) I plan on running for president of the U.S. and Brazil simultaneously, then using my power to take over the entire Western hemisphere. I will then move my influence to take the East (Japan, China, India) and from then on, the world will be mine. I will be Leader of the World Stan.

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[A.J.]

No better class the (sic) 1988!

I couldn't agree more. :)

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[MrPink]

i dont think i could try to take over the world. i would get to like the bahamas, get high and say fuck it i dont need anymore countries.

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[TheMojoPin]

U R 2 COOL 2 B 4-GOTTEN, WALKER!

Though really, it was the "Moo-moo/Quack-quack/I'm the first to sign your crack" that REALLY pushed him over the edge. Sad, really...

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