Man tries to convert lions to Jesus, gets bitten

[angrymissy]

HAHAHA Feeling crappy about Bush winning but this article made me crack up

<a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6396422">Man tries to convert lions to Jesus, gets bitten</a>

"Jesus will save you!" shouted the 46-year-old man at two African lions lounging under a tree a few meters away.

"Come bite me!" he said with both hands raised, television footage showed.

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[East Side Dave]

I wish that lion would bite Dick Cheney's head off!

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[HBox]

DAMMIT! All we had to do was use lions as Democratic challengers at the polls. Well, there's always 2008!

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[A.J.]

They were probably Fundamentalist Islamic lions.

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[Furtherman]

A fitting metaphor of what is to come.

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[FUNKMAN]

"Come bite me!" he said with both hands raised


i couldn't tell you the number of times i've done the exact same thing

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This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 11-3-04 @ 10:08 PM

[spoon]

Oh come on Funk, you're lion!

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And you may not like it! But you will learn to love it!

[Mike Teacher]

The NFL needs a Christians team, just so we can see a box score like:

CHRISTIANS: 0
LIONS: 7

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[FUNKMAN]

Oh come on Funk, you're lion!


Spoon, i heard the crowd roar on that one


keep it goin'

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[Mike Teacher]

Going?

Whatever do you Mane?

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[DarkHippie]

every Roman knows that Lions always beat Christians.

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