Going With The Theme Of Boston, Red Sox Are Drunks [Archive]

ChickenHawk

11-01-2004, 06:43 PM

Much like its population, Boston's baseball team is also reliant on alcohol. (http://msn.foxsports.com/story/3128120)

Call me a sour Yankee fan, but it's just more proof that the 2004 Red Sox are the reincarnate of the 1986 Miracle Mets. A bunch of scrappy oddball rejects. When it comes to the storied history of the Red Sox, this team really sets an example for the kids. It's all about hard work, sportsmanship, teamwork, and boozin' it up before games!

Way to bring some pride to Major League Baseball.

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JimBeam

11-01-2004, 06:56 PM

Yeah, not good role models like Daryl Starwberry, Dwight Gooden, Luis Polonia or Steve Howe.

I have balls !!!

ADF

11-01-2004, 06:57 PM

You're a sour Yankee fan.

I don't think doing two two! shots of Jack is the equivalent of snorting coke.

By the way, the Yankees will be the guests at Boston's home opener at which they get to hoist up their WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHY.

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newport king

11-01-2004, 06:59 PM

Call me a sour Yankee fan, but it's just more proof that the 2004 Red Sox are the reincarnate of the 1986 Miracle Mets.

One of the greatest teams ever.

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Fallon

11-01-2004, 06:59 PM

Because David Wells never pitched hungover.

You guys are so bitter about losing this year it's unbelievable.

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FUNKMAN

11-01-2004, 07:01 PM

You're a sour Yankee fan

worse than that he's a 'whiskey sour' Yankee fan

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JimBeam

11-01-2004, 07:03 PM

It was kinda stupid of him to mention that but I dont think its that bad.

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ChickenHawk

11-01-2004, 07:15 PM

Yeah, not good role models like Daryl Starwberry, Dwight Gooden, Luis Polonia or Steve Howe.
Those guys all took care of their drug problems before coming to the Yankees, and when Darryl fell back into it, he was off the team.
BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT. Any sort of substance abuse on the Yankees, or any other team for that matter, wasn't proudly made public. Millar went on a national TV show and flaunted it like it was a good thing.

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JimBeam

11-01-2004, 07:16 PM

But back to what WWFallon said, wasnt David Wells this big working class hero and he admitted the same thing.

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Fallon

11-01-2004, 07:18 PM

Somebody the kids can look up to?
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ChickenHawk

11-01-2004, 07:19 PM

It was never a TEAM RITUAL.

Wells is one guy, who never had good relations with the Yankee organization for that matter.

The Red Sox are 20+ unshaven wannabe rebels.

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newport king

11-01-2004, 07:23 PM

yeah millar probably talked too much and the team might have drank and they're DEFINITELY not rolemodels...they .still beat the yankees ass anyway you look at it.
I'd rather have a team known as partiers rather than a team known as the greatest collapse in history.

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Fallon

11-01-2004, 07:25 PM

Also,
Going With The Theme Of Boston, Red Sox Are Drunks
Thanks a lot.

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ChickenHawk

11-01-2004, 07:28 PM

Anytime.

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Bama

11-01-2004, 07:30 PM

Just one or two more championships for the Red Sox and you'll start to hear "Red Sox suck" at Giants and Jets games.

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fluffernutter

11-01-2004, 07:56 PM

The Red Sox are 20+ unshaven wannabe rebels.

More of a reason why I am a fan and love this team.* More of the look of the common blue collar American. Yeah sure, none of us are perfect and it probably wasn't the best choice of Kevin to mention the shots but come on already.

*That and the fact that for the last few years there has been an uncanny resemblance to the All-Time Scumbag 1993 Phillies.

EDIT: Bravo to the class of the Yanks (Giambi, Jeter and as Johnny Damn said it Mr. Torre) for calling and congratulating the Red Sox. At least thats what Johnny Damon said on Letterman.

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TheGameHHH

11-01-2004, 08:39 PM

Hawk seriously, and this is comming from a die hard Yankee fan here, give it up. Who the fuck cares if they took shots? More power to them. It's really not a big deal, relax.........go take some shots.

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ChickenHawk

11-01-2004, 09:09 PM

go take some shots.
I think I will... just not before work.

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Fallon

11-01-2004, 09:13 PM

Damon also said Millar was exsagerating.

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A.J.

11-02-2004, 02:53 AM

How did Mickey Mantle die?

How did Billy Martin die?

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11-02-2004, 03:37 AM

Cancer

Car accident

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BoondockSaint

11-02-2004, 04:41 AM

The Red Sox are 20+ unshaven wannabe rebels.

Maybe they grew up idolizing Thurman Munson.

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East Side Dave

11-02-2004, 05:17 AM

I'm not bothered by the shots thing..........however, former Red Sock John Burkett was on Chris Russo's saturday morning solo show a few days ago and said, and this is an exact quote, "to get guys psyched, Johnny Damon would do naked pull-ups." Ewwwwwwwwww, you can accuse the Yankees of being too professional at times, but thank God you can't accuse them of getting each other "psyched" by doing "naked pull-ups"!!!

"would get the team psyched by doing naked pull-ups"

"naked pull-ups"

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Tall_James

11-02-2004, 05:45 AM

Call me a sour Yankees fan

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mikeyboy

11-02-2004, 05:55 AM

I have to say, this is just petty, crybaby, sour grapes. Let it go, CH.

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ADF

11-02-2004, 06:38 AM

Call me a sour Dodgers fan, but I heard that certain members of the Boston Red Sox would tear the little "do not remove" tags from their respective mattresses as a pre and post-game ritual. It's all about hard work, sportsmanship, teamwork, and ignoring something that clearly says "do not remove under penalty of law"!

Way to bring some pride to Major League Baseball.

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Tall_James

11-02-2004, 06:43 AM

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