mmmmm... Kitty Litter Cake

[angrymissy]

1 spice or German chocolate cake mix
1 white cake mix
2 large pkg vanilla instant pudding mix, prepared (I like Bird'sr dessert mix)
1 large pkg vanilla sandwich cookies
green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Rollsr

1 new kitty litter pan
1 new plastic kitty litter pan liner
1 new pooper scooper

Prepare cake mixes and bake according to directions (any size pans).

Prepare pudding mix and chill until ready to assemble.

Crumble white sandwich cookies in small batches in food processor, scraping often. Set aside all but about 1/4 cup. To the 1/4 cup cookie crumbs, add a few drops green food coloring and mix until completely colored.

When cakes are cooled to room temperature, crumble into a large bowl. Toss with half the remaining white cookie crumbs and the chilled pudding. Important: mix in just enough of the pudding to moisten it. You don't want it too soggy. Combine gently.

Line a new, clean kitty litter box. Put the cake/pudding/cookie mixture into the litter box.

Put three unwrapped Tootsie rolls in a microwave safe dish and heat until soft and pliable. Shape ends so they are no longer blunt, curving slightly. Repeat with 3 more Tootsie rolls bury them in the mixture. Sprinkle the other half of cookie crumbs over top. Scatter the green cookie crumbs lightly on top of everything -- this is supposed to look like the chlorophyll in kitty litter.

Heat 3 Tootsie Rolls in the microwave until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake; sprinkle with cookie crumbs. Spread remaining Tootsie Rolls over the top; take one and heat until pliable, hang it over the side of the kitty litter box, sprinkling it lightly with cookie crumbs. Place the box on a newspaper and sprinkle a few of the cookie crumbs around for a truly disgusting effect!

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[Contra]

Only you Missy

That looks like a great prank though. It's sort of like the modern day "Dirt Cake".

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[FUNKMAN]

guess it couldn't hurt to throw some miniature baby ruths in there too...

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[angrymissy]

I really really really wanna make this, take it to my brother and accuse him of not cleaning the catbox and then start eating it in front of him. He'd totally fall for it.

Once my sister and i were making brownies, and we smooshed them up and threw one in the toilet, and we called my brother downstairs and started screaming "Did you do this?! why didn't you flush!!" and my sister reached into the toilet and picked up the brownie and threw it at him and he started freaking out. This is why the kitty litter cake would be perfect.

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[FUNKMAN]

that just reminded me of a co-worker's childhood story... this guy is from the backwoods of Pa and he said he was swimming in a lake with a buddy and he saw his buddy reach down in the water. turns out his buddy took a dump underwater into his hand and came up slinging it at my co-worker... even chasing him out of and around the lake while flinging more shit at him

the scary part is as my co-worker told the story he had a grin from ear to ear as if he enjoyed it

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[scorpion]

That is awsome Missy...

Need to try this one...



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Now I'm starvin

[FMJeff]

http://www.squizzle.com/pictures/slavekitty.jpg

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It made my heart sing.

[Tall_James]

http://www.etixland.com/jennica/cake1.jpg

"Missy - I'm so sorry but my kid got into your kitty litter cake."

"Um....I haven't made the cake yet."

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[Hosp]

I see Missy has picked out her Wedding cake already.

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[angrymissy]

http://www.squizzle.com/pictures/slavekitty.jpg


check

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[FMJeff]

http://www.superlaugh.com/1/tummy.jpg

your move

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[angrymissy]

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counter with ultimate cuteness

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[FMJeff]

fine...behold the power of "KITTY SLIPPERS"!

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This message was edited by FMJeff on 10-27-04 @ 3:17 PM

[angrymissy]

KITTEN STOCKINGS PWNS KITTY SLIPPERS

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[FMJeff]

kitty stockings is no match for TOOTHBRUSH KITTY

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This message was edited by FMJeff on 10-27-04 @ 3:24 PM

[angrymissy]

oh yeah?

<img src="http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/another_cute_kitty.jpg">

pwned

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[FMJeff]

im sorry babe, but nothing compares to "Stick em up kitty"<br>http://www.dallasbay.net/images/kitten.jpg

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This message was edited by FMJeff on 10-27-04 @ 3:25 PM

[TheMojoPin]

You two are so fucking gay for each other.

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[angrymissy]

we're gay for SNIPER KITTY OHHHH YEAAAAAA

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[FMJeff]

yes yes...sniper kitty is quite excellent...but does it beat, OVEREATING KITTY????

http://www.cutefunnyanimals.com/Cute/awww.jpg

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[angrymissy]

no description needed

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This message was edited by angrymissy on 10-27-04 @ 3:39 PM

[FMJeff]

im sorry to do this to you babe...

GO BEAKER KITTY!
http://i.timeinc.net/TFK/media/magazines/2002a/photos/020301_copycat1_square.jpg

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[angrymissy]

beaker kitty does not beat dees and tiggy

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[angrymissy]

glorious

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This message was edited by angrymissy on 10-27-04 @ 3:52 PM

[FMJeff]

http://www.cutefunnyanimals.com/Funny/p465.jpg

CONFIDENT KITTY?

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[angrymissy]

ive got a present

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[FMJeff]

i counter with...UNEMPLOYED KITTEN

http://www.cutefunnyanimals.com/Funny/atworkcat.jpg

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[angrymissy]

WTF Kitty

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This message was edited by angrymissy on 10-27-04 @ 4:01 PM

[FMJeff]

Rocker Kitty?

http://www.cutefunnyanimals.com/Funny/rockcat.jpg

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[angrymissy]

the quality of these pictures is decreasing

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[FMJeff]

special delivery kittens...

http://pusscats.com/Kitten_Pictures-Kitten_Post.jpg

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[angrymissy]

those kitties look retarded...

SLEEPYTIME KITTY

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[Tall_James]

Hungry for German Food Kitty

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[Fallon]

http://www.richardz.com/blog/archive/files/crazycat.jpg

That time of the month kitty?

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[Hosp]

Ewww, fallon has turned this into awkward threesome foreplay.

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[Fallon]

Ewww, fallon has turned this into awkward threesome foreplay.
No way, I was flirting with James!

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[angrymissy]

bring on the kitty pictures

although i think i posted all the cute ones already

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