Iris

[iscream22]

I think Iris is a fake. Have you ever noticed that only Fez talks when Iris calls.
I think Ron does the voice for Iris. (I love that part when Iris-0-Furniture called for Saint Patty's Day weekend. )
:)

[Carter]

Hey... iscream, is gullible written on the cieling?

-Carter
--Big Man on Campus--
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[iscream22]

nope

[The Blowhard]

Iris? Fake? Please do not start trouble on this board about someone who is near and dear to my heart.
As a matter of fact, we have a date planned for May 1st, when she gets her Social Security check. Fake? I think not!


"THE UNOFFICIAL MAVEN OF POP CULTURE AND USELESS TRIVIA FOR THE RON AND FEZ SHOW"

[Hugh Jorgan]

It's entirely possible that Iris and Ron are the same person. For example, suppose Ron smoked 10,000 packs of Newports and then performed a sex change.. it could happen.

With Sarcasm,
Hugh Jorgan

[hammersava]

Yeah, right. Iris and Ron are the same person just like Ronald Reagan and Anthony, right? please.

Ah...sweet,sweet sarcasm.

[iscream22]

Come on, you all know that Iris is a fake everytime, Ron is not there Iris is calling and only Fez talks. Plus, the Iris voice is a cackled up version of what Ron sounds like when he makes fun of the irish.

Rude, Rude, and Rude!

[Bastard]

Iris is real

Ron is Fake


The BASTARD



I hate sig pics

[CMoney]

I heard that Iris turned tricks for for 20 years and the reason her voice is so raspy is all the "residue" on her vocal chords...

****I also have a fiancee in Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada****

[Iris]

Hello boys. Are you calling IIIIIIIRIIIIIIIIS a FAKE? Why I outta beat you back to Bay Ridge!

[The Blowhard]

See? Iris IS alive and well.
Boy, Bay Ridge is full of cool people...Iris, Anthony, Artie of "The Sopranos", CC DeVille of "Poison" and the fabulous Baby Anna!
Damn, I live in the center of the universe!

"THE UNOFFICIAL MAVEN OF POP CULTURE AND USELESS TRIVIA FOR THE RON AND FEZ SHOW"

[DrunkenCop]

Obviously Iris isn't Ron. Everything she says is a reference to American culture long before Ron was born. Remember when we sank the Japanese sub? Iris sang "Over There" and told Fez (whom she called "Fed") that she could get him ration cards. So either Iris is real or Ron is brilliant. You make the call.

[The Blowhard]

I've decided to have Easter dinner with Iris.
A carton of Camels, a bucket from KFC, a litre of Wild Turkey and some AnalEase.
I just can't wait!

"THE UNOFFICIAL MAVEN OF POP CULTURE AND USELESS TRIVIA FOR THE RON AND FEZ SHOW"

[Carter]

Uhm dan i believe the term is EBBEELLLLLLLLGOEURGHWSORUH

-Carter
--Big Man on Campus--
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[The Blowhard]

Again, I hate to kiss and tell, but today Iris and I had a very hot and passionate Easter..after church of course.
I kissed Iris on the breast and noticed 2 nipples. "That's not a second nipple, that's a boil" replied Iris.
Dan, let the barfing begin!

[The Blowhard]

EBBEELLLLLLLLGOEURGHWSORUH???
That was the name of my cab driver this morning!

[iscream22]

Yeah sure Iris.

Ron and Fez Rocks

[iscream22]

Iris if you are anybody, you are probably some loser from the Manhattan dump. (If you are real Iris, sorry, didnt mean to be so harsh I really am a nice person.)
P.S. = Im from D.C.

Ron and Fez Rocks

[NYHCmikeX]

Psst...maybe you didnt pick up on everyone's sly comments on this topic but, brace yourself for this one man...Iris...is Ron...The Iris on the board...that's not really Iris cause...Iris is a character.

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I'm the dealer of death and here's your motherfuckin' hand-Biohazard

AOL Name:NYHCmikeX

[Pootertoot]

Iris is not Ron...Iris and I shared a lovefest in the summer of '88. It was sweltering that summer, and Iris put extra talcum powder on her thighs so I wouldn't be put off by the smell as I dried jerky in her vagina.

She rode me hard that hot night in June, screaming triumphantly when she reached climax "Dis Ees IIIIIRIIISSS COMING!"

I'll never forget those days with Iris...the way I had to constantly move her breasts out of the way to give her oral...the time she hit me off with her neck waddle...each time I gave her anal, it sounded like a bowl of Rice Krispies, "Snap, Crackle, Pop"

She made me a man that summer...remember guys, you've found a real woman if her pubes are as blue as the hair on her head

[Hugh Jorgan]

You guys talking about having sex with Iris are all a bunch of liars. Everyone knows that she's as pure as the proverbial driven snow. She's a shining star of virginity. SHe's vacuum-packed and freshness-sealed for quality.

With Sarcasm,
Hugh Jorgan

[skullcrush]

yare,iris is fake.lol,next your gunna tell me that the nature boy is really fez.u crazy guys...

"official pimp of rfbabies.com"
"get in the cage,grandma"
-baby chanel

[Carter]

Hahaha

-Carter
--Big Man on Campus--
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