Lousy Halloween Costumes

[curtoid]

Ok...it's that time of year again...

There are some odd choices:

http://www.thecostumeshop.50megs.com/Masks/whoopi.jpg

http://www.thecostumeshop.50megs.com/Masks/larryking.jpg

The stupid choice...

http://i2.ebayimg.com/03/i/02/75/73/41_1_b.JPG

The silly choice...

http://www.halloween-pictures.net/dp/files/1-9.jpg

The bad choice...

http://www.thecostumeshop.50megs.com/Q/bigbunny.jpg

The really bad choice...

http://www.thecostumeshop.50megs.com/Q/hindsite.jpg

And the disturbing really bad choice...

http://i7.ebayimg.com/01/i/02/9d/97/95_1_b.JPG

THat boy does not look like he's enjoying his costume one bit. Baby.

First rule of a good halloween costume is that it should be comfortable and easy to move around in...the second rule should have been an unstated rule, however it needs to be pointed out that anything with a fake butt, especially on a child, is a very bad idea.




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This message was edited by curtoid on 10-13-04 @ 12:45 PM

[walking joint]

the funniest one i heard of is taking your sheet off your bed and putting it on your head...no you're not a ghost, but you are an unmade bed....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....oh, wrong thread.


hind sight isn't that bad.

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This message was edited by walking joint on 10-13-04 @ 12:41 PM

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[JPMNICK]

i am buying the woopie one. not for haloween, but to make my girl wear it in bed.

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[SuperClerk]

Check out some of these gems! (http://www.retrocrush.com/costumes/)

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[curtoid]

Check out some of these gems! (http://www.retrocrush.com/costumes/)

Holy shit - those are great.

The "Father Murphy," the "Asteroid" and the "Small Wonder" may be the worst of all time.



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[East Side Dave]

Check out some of these gems! (http://www.retrocrush.com/costumes/)


Oh, Jesus, those are fantastic! Can you buy those? I really have to get the Tatoo-Fantasy Island costume for my life to be complete. I'd wear it every single god-damn day I would!

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[East Side Dave]

Oh, shit, I still can't get over those costumes!! The flipper one is so retarded it's brilliant! And what parent in their right mind would let their kid go out in a fucking Welcome Back Kotter costume?!?!?!

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[Crippler]

Don't even pretend you wouldn't like to see one of these show up at your door:
http://www.retrocrush.com/costumes/small65645wonder.jpg


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This message was edited by Crippler on 10-13-04 @ 3:20 PM

[A.J.]

At first I thought this was JoAnn Worley from "Laugh In"

http://www.retrocrush.com/costumes/shir65645ley.jpg

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[Mike Teacher]

one guy i knew wore shorts and a rugby shirt and stuck two mailing tubes on his arms, and he explained he was a Foosball Goalie.

Made drinking difficult.

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[cumbiero_81]

This is my everyday costume since I live Halloween everyday!

VIVA EL DIA DE LOS MUERTOS!

http://www.talisweb.com/halloween/costumes/berngel.jpg

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[Patches]

nevermind.

This message was edited by Patches on 10-14-04 @ 12:06 PM

[ADF]

I'm going as Guinnesshead.

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[KC2OSO]

I'm getting these pipes (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6124492248). Good listing.

http://www.njmikec.com/Fester1.jpg

[Yerdaddy]

http://www.unitedmaskandparty.com/Halloween/images/jesus_plus_size.JPG

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Fuck it from behind.

[BooBooKittyFuck]

I think the worst halloween costume is this kid I saw last year who had cereal glued to his shirt and a big honkin knife. He said he was a cereal killer... cute but no

http://www.oddworldz.com/ravvy/jay_and_silent_bob.jpg

[kevcala]

This is a guy right?

http://www.thecostumeshop.50megs.com/Q/bigbunny.jpg


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[SpicyMcHaggis]

The best part is that all of those costumes are just a crappy mask with a plastic sheet that labels what they are dressed as. There's no real costume there.

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[kevcala]

The best part is that all of those costumes are just a crappy mask with a plastic sheet that labels what they are dressed as. There's no real costume there.

That's what us old folk used to wear as costumes. Perfectly acceptable.



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[curtoid]

A little late, but funny... (http://thestranger.com/current/special.html)

http://thestranger.com/current/special6.jpg
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[MrPink]

Nancy Reagan


she just needs them giant glasses

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