A great Holloween joke

[WNEWstinks]

A kid gets invided to a holloween party and doesn't have a costume. He puts his bed sheet over himself and goes to the party.
When he get there to party host says "What are you a ghost?''. The kids says "No, I'm an unmade bed".




I'M GETTING BILLY STAPLES BIG ASS CARD!!!

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This message was edited by HBox on 10-12-04 @ 10:58 PM

[WindowSill]

WNEW...you are, BY FAR, one of the stupidest people I have ever come in contact with. Even if you take away all the gramatical (sp?) and spelling mistakes in your sentence, it is by far one of the stupidest things I have ever heard. Even for someone who reads on a second grade level...


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[FUNKMAN]

that's a sheety idea!

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[WindowSill]

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Too crude?


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[DESERTEAGLE.50]

Chickaphant: what you get when you cross a chicken and an elephant.

obviously bad "joke" that fits in this thread perfectly...like it was made for 'em...

Knock Knock.
Who's there.
Jessi
Jessi who?
JessiCA

What's read, white, and blew?
An unmade bed.


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[SilentSpic]

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[Lumber]

damn... leadbottoms postings are better than yours!

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[ChickenHawk]

Why is bad spelling the ONE thing that EVERY board character has in common?

Can we get a board character some day who has impecable grammar?

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This message was edited by ChickenHawk on 10-13-04 @ 1:46 AM

[shamus mcfitzy]

{channeling the spirits}

YOU LUCKY I DIED OF A "COKE OVADOSE" WNEWSTINKS!!!!! IF I WAS ALIVE THE NATRONE EXPRESS WOULD RUN YOU DOWN LIKE I'M LATE ON MY ROUTE TO ENDZONE CITAY!!!!! CHOO!!! CHOO!!!!!

THERES THREE THINGS NATRONE HATES: RACISM, THE RACIST NFL, RACIST SENATAHS, AND BAD BOARD CHARACTERS!!!!! WHEN I WAS JUS A YOUNG NATRONE MEANS I DID DRESS UP IN A SHEET FO HOLLOWEEN, BUT IT WAS BECAUSE MY MOMMA SPENT ALL OW MONEY ON CRACK!!!!! AND NATRONE DIDN'T HAVE A BED, HE HAD A STONE SLAB THAT HE SHARED WITH HIS SIBLINS OCTANE, NITRO, PROPANE, KARATECHOP, AND CHARLIE MEANS!!!! THATS WHAT MADE ME TOUGH AS A MULE AND TWICE AS LIKELY TO KICK YO FUCKIN' FACE IN!!!!

YOU SHOULD DRESS UP LIKE NATRONE MEANS FO HOLLOWEEN!!!! RESPECT THE DEAD OR I'LL TIP A REFRIDGERATAH ON TOP YO MOMS!!!!!!

{the spirit of the greatest board character ever fades away}

bad spelling?

[WNEWstinks]

Thanks for putting my thread in the craper. You've done your job. No fade into the background...and stay there!

I'M GETTING BILLY STAPLES BIG ASS CARD!!!

[East Side Dave]

Another good joke is to go trick-or-treating as Billy "The Kid" and when the person opens the door to give you candy you shoot them! HaaahahaHahAhaHahA!!

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[walking joint]

i'm not really sure its a joke, but hey i laughed.

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[Iamnotatool]

Thanks for putting my thread in the craper.



It's crapper and most of your threads seem to end up there. You should thank us for the help.

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[Crippler]

Another good joke is to go trick-or-treating as Billy "The Kid" and when the person opens the door to give you candy you shoot them! HaaahahaHahAhaHahA!!

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[Tall_James]

No....THIS is a great Halloween joke -

Why can't female ghosts get pregnant? Because all the male ghosts have hollow-weenies !!!

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[curtoid]

THe best hollow...errr...Halloween joke ever is about the guy who went trick or treating nekkid so he would be sure to get lots of snickers.



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[grlNIN]

A better Halloween joke would be for you to dress all in black and walk down a dimly lit road while jumping out in front of cars yelling "boo"

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[East Side Dave]

What's a ghost's favorite dessert?

I-scream and Boo-berry pie!! Hahahahahah!! Bangbang!

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[Lumber]

[quote]A better Halloween joke would be for you to dress all in black and walk down a dimly lit road while jumping out in front of cars yelling "boo"

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This message was edited by njlumberdude on 10-13-04 @ 2:56 PM

[East Side Dave]

What's a ghost's favorite ride at the amusement park?

A roller-ghoster!

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[MHasegawa]

This dude makes Chicken Hawk and Tenbats tolerable...

Who is Karim Garcia?? I no respect heem.
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[FUNKMAN]

A better Halloween joke would be for you to dress all in black and walk down a dimly lit road while jumping out in front of cars yelling "boo


he's probably done it a bunch of times... his other hobby is kissing headlights on the parkway

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[sr71blackbird]

What do hillbillys do on Halloween?















Pump Kin


hahahahaahhaahhhaahahhahahaha

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[keithy_19]

A guy goes to harlem to trick-or-treat. He goes as a ghost with a white sheet. He goes to the first door and knocks on it. A black man answers and tells him to ait a second. A minute later he comes back and gives him a candy bar. At the end of the night he goes back home and takes a bite of one of the many candy bars he's gotten. He ends up dying because the black guy poisoned it!
































I think I'll stay away from joke making...

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[curtoid]

Knock Knock.






























Who's there"
























Chuck?




































Chuck who?





























Chuck Floyd!








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