View Full Version : could you survive in China?
FUNKMAN
10-10-2004, 05:17 PM
without porn, or anywhere for that matter...
China Offers Rewards for Reporting Porn
BEIJING - China's police ministry on Sunday handed out rewards of up to $240 to people who reported pornographic Web sites in a campaign to stamp out online smut, the government said
China wants to eliminate all porn availability on it's 'internet part of the world' for the cause of morality. I guess there is gonna be some really 'uptight' people over there...
I also guess it will take a bust of a fewof their high officials to return things back to normal
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20041010/ap_on_hi_te/china_porn_rewards_2
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spoon
10-10-2004, 05:26 PM
No way man. No fucking way.
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Crippler
10-10-2004, 05:38 PM
If you were to outlaw porn, there would only be one website left in cyberspace & it would be www.BringBackThePorn.com.
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SatCam
10-10-2004, 05:42 PM
Now porn stars are criminals?????
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FUNKMAN
10-10-2004, 05:46 PM
If you were to outlaw porn, there would only be one website left in cyberspace & it would be www.BringBackThePorn.com.
and maybe one other:
www.bigblueballs.com
i'd be curious to know what the penalty is and whether it's a fine or does it include mandatory jailtime...
i think this could cause an uprising and the overturn of communism...
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TheMojoPin
10-10-2004, 06:17 PM
How is there a "Chinese part" of the internet?
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SatCam
10-10-2004, 06:17 PM
I hear Goatse was Chinese.
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China's pretty strict with their internet. (http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/filtering/china/)
Warning.. a lot of reading.
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10-10-2004, 07:09 PM
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spoon
10-10-2004, 09:08 PM
How is there a "Chinese part" of the internet?
Yah, hard to believe Mojo. However, most of their site content is slanted.
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nickeye
10-11-2004, 04:37 AM
However, most of their site content is slanted.
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TheMojoPin
10-11-2004, 10:23 AM
Spoon and NickEye...returning out of the past to OWN teh funny.
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spoon
10-11-2004, 02:47 PM
You bet mojo. I think it's well established that you're the smart one, I'm the smart ass. Asshole for short.
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FUNKMAN
10-11-2004, 02:55 PM
why don't you guys get a room and stop derailing my thread...
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Hottub
10-11-2004, 03:13 PM
Nickeye, just peed my pants!!
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spoon
10-11-2004, 03:38 PM
My bad Funkdified! Obakay!
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FUNKMAN
10-11-2004, 04:02 PM
rokay shaggy...
i mean what does it have to do with the price of porn in china?
;)
i'm only messin' derail away
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