New for your car! The Bambi Bumper!

[Furtherman]

Scoop up a new pet for your kids today!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/04/uk_enl_1097158263/img/1.jpg

Deer's 25-mile bumper road trip (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/beds/bucks/herts/3723508.stm)

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...with thanks to JustJon

[JPMNICK]

thats some sick shit. i looks like a photoshopped pic. i prolly would not have belived it if i did not read the story

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[Tall_James]

Oh dear.

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[Reephdweller]

Oh man, say it ain't doe!

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[reeshy]

I wouldn't give a buck for that deer!!!!

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[PanterA]

That's just stag-gering

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[nickeye]

Virginia Fisher, from the RVC, said: "She did not need emergency care, she was very, very lucky, I don't know how she managed to survive.

"One horn was bleeding as a result of a graze and she had superficial cuts and bruises, that's all."


Wait...

Assuming the vet meant "antler", not "horn", would a doe have even one?


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[reeshy]

Does have small nubs on their head

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[SatCam]

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DOE!

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[golfcourseguy]

Kevin Jones, communications manager at MG Rover, said:
"We work hard to protect the driver and spend time on pedestrian safety. We are delighted that we can help save deer as well."


Enough with the fawning, brown nose.

" editing posts since day one"

[TheMojoPin]

Enough with the fawning

I've never ACTUALLY said "hee-hee" until reading that.

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[East Side Dave]

That's no way to en------dear... you to someone!! Ha!
..... Great one. Let me tell ya, I've come up with a lot a' good ones in my time but that was the best. Yessssssir. In my 56 years on this here message board through the Hoover administration on up to see that dang spaceraft go up i ain't never daognnabbit, turtles and piss, diggity-dog-in-a-gopher-bucket seen anythin' close to that and how i suddenly went into a gum-bleedin' cowboy blows my ass...

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[FUNKMAN]

grill e'm


deer on board

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[ADF]

Dear Bumper,

You're my very special bumper. I'd say you're the most specialist bumper in the world! I love you, my bumper.

Love,
ADF

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[FUNKMAN]

rudolph got more than a red nose

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[SatCam]

Now I gotta replace the bucking bumper!

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