Ducks

[sarah521]

I think ducks are cool

Peace and Sunflowers

[skullcrush]

i like to run them over when they walk in that little line with the mother...oh,was that out loud.sorry bout that


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[IamBuddha]

That's nice Sarah. Do you like the ZOO too?? j/k ;) :)

[sarah521]

Interestingly enough, dumpy and i went to the National Zoo on one of our first dates . . .

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[The Blowhard]

I like ducks..especially the ones hanging in the windows of restaurants in Chinatown.
Very tasty.

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[Buster4]

How many ducks does it take to make 1 jar of Duck sauce?

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[JustJon]

I like ducks, but I hate geese.

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[LtBoogaloo]

I like duck in the orange sauce with a small green salad. And croutons.

I want to know what part of the duck produces the orange color for the duck sauce?

[sarah521]

awwww Ducks are friends not food! They are the only thing on earth that quacks! They are so cute and nice and they eat bread out of your hand!

Peace and
Sunflowers

[Angelo from da Bronx]

I knew people that would throw rocks at ducks. And i would try to stop them. I guess that means I like ducks too...I think.

[The Blowhard]

WHAT CAN A DUCK DO THAT A DOCTOR SHOULD DO????????

Stick his bill up his ass!

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[JustJon]

I can quack and I can eat bread from your hand. :)

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[sarah521]

Awww Angelo, that is very good to help Ducks. Ducks are very defenseless and they are easily tricked because they are so nice. Why would anyone want to hurt ducks?

Peace and
Sunflowers

[sarah521]

Hey! Why did we stop the duck talk! I have a dream of this being the longest thread on the site! And when new people sign up they will be like "what the fuck? The people here must sure like ducks, this must be a cool site" Common! We can do it!

Peace and
Sunflowers

[The Blowhard]

Ever see "Howard The Duck"?
Rent it today! A must for duck fans everywhere!

[skullcrush]

best duck cartoon by far is duck tales.thats what i think anyway.

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[IamBuddha]

Actually I would have to say the best duck cartoon by far was the shortly lived "Mighty Ducks" cartoon series. Nothing beats crime fighting ducks by day, hockey pros. by night.

[sarah521]

I think the best Ducktails spinoff is Darkwing Duck. "I am the Shadow that Lurks in the night. . . "

Peace and
Sunflowers

[Angelo from da Bronx]

Ever watch that Duckman cartoon?....It kinda sux, but I'll do my part to keep the duck talk going.

[Supervixen]

Im not a fan of ducks, myself. When I was 9 a few chased me and a friend down her street because we ran out of bread. very traumatic.

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[HordeKing1]

How can there be such a lenghty thread about ducks without a single mention of Duck Dodgers in the 24 1/2 Century?

[sarah521]

That is a very good question. Here is another good question? Are there any duck songs out there? I have never heard one and I was wondering if anyone else had felt this loss.

Peace and
Sunflowers

[skullcrush]

lets go mighty ducks in 2002!

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[The Blowhard]

"Disco Duck" by Rick Dees

[skullcrush]

a really bad memory for me was when i was just a lil tyke.i was playing duck-duck goose with my shorts that mom cut just a little bit to short, on.well some stupid girl with cooties triped me and i skined my knee.still got the scar to this day.

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[skullcrush]

a really bad memory for me was when i was just a lil tyke.i was playing duck-duck goose with my shorts that mom cut just a little bit to short, on.well some stupid girl with cooties triped me and i skined my knee.still got the scar to this day.i wonder where she is today?dead from aids i would think...aww,the good ol' days

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[sarah521]

Ok the duck theme of this week is fights. If a duck and a rabbit got in a fight, who would win? I vote duck!

Peace and Sunflowers

[skullcrush]

i hope the duck,cause if the rabbit gets on top,i can almost guarantee that he will rape the poor duck.friggen horny rabbits.

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[sunndoggy8]

I think Ducktales really started going downhill when they introduced Gizmoduck...blathering blatherscytes!!!

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[Carter]

Disco duck is amazing... it shoulda won the grammy LOL

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[sarah521]

Hey! Ok ducks as a mascot? Smash or Trash? Like UO or the Mighty ducks?

Peace and Sunflowers

[JustJon]

I vote quack.

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[Gwen]

I'll quack to that...but it has to be a classy, suave and intelligent duck like Launchpad McQuack...yeah, thats it!;)

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[skullcrush]

in pants or none...i say smokin jacket

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[sunndoggy8]

Why didn't Launchpad ever get fired? That's my question....And why was that money bin only filled with gold coins? I don't get that either.

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[IamBuddha]

The reason for the coins is because you can't swim in dollar bills. Duh. Isn't that obvious.

[sarah521]

Good point. Maybe in Duckville they only use gold coins? Plus, i dunno i dont think that swimming thing would really work. I've never tried but it would be cool if it did. I would think bills would be easier to swim in, but then agian, Im not a duck!

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[sarah521]

Hey! I think the ducks w/ the green heads and brown bodies are cooler than the ones that are all white. They seem more natural.

Peace and Sunflowers

[skullcrush]

so if duckville only uses gold coins,is it safe to say that everybody there is rich?

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[IamBuddha]

Not to nit pick but i do believe it was called Duckburg. By the way does anyone remember the butler's name????

[skullcrush]

i thought it was duckburg.but i went with the flow.im not shure of the name but i do know he was a dog.how racist was that?makin him a butler cause he was a dog.

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[Gwen]

The numero uno hardcore criminals of duckberg were dogs too....the Beagly Boys. I can't believe there was really this much to say about ducks, but this is a funny thread.
If i had a duck I'd name him Norbert

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[sunndoggy8]

The butler's name was Duckworth, if I remember correctly, and he was also the chauffeur. :)

Swimming in the gold coins though..I would worry about swallowing and/or choking on them...and wouldn't dollar bills be all soft and comfy?

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[IamBuddha]

Good point about the dollar bills but I think it would be much harder to swim through. With ducks having webbed feet one would think that the coins would be easier to travel through.

[skullcrush]

i knew a jap kid named duc.our big joke to him was,we always asked him when he wacked it out was it called duc sauce?

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[sarah521]

Hey! Go Al Dukes with his Duck as toliet paper choice!

Peace and Sunflowers

[sunndoggy8]

I would normally agree with the duck, but upon further thought, i would worry abuot it's beak....something worries me about anything with a beak.

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[The Blowhard]

Ducks taste good.

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[babychanel]

Speaking of Ducks I just ate one for dinner. That is, I had Long Island duck in a sushi resturant in Brooklyn.
I like ducks so much i eat ummm! :)

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[TomPoo]

Title: STUFFED WILD DUCK
Categories: Poultry, Ducks
Yield: 1 servings

-JUDY GARNETT PJXG05A
1 Duck
1 Lemon; for juice
1 Rib of celery
1/4 md Onion
1/4 md Onion
1/4 md Apple
1 tb Worcestershire sauce
1 Salt pork; thin sliced

Soak duck in cold water with juice of 1 lemon for 30 minutes before
cooking. Dry thoroughly. Salt and pepper inside and out. Fill cavity
with celery, onion, orange, apple and Worcestershire. Lay strip of
salt meat over bird, secure with toothpicks. Place in heavy Dutch
oven with 1 inch water in bottom. Bake covered at 325 for 1 hour, or
until very tender. Baste often. Before serving remove salt meat;
brown by removing cover and basting.

MMMMM

*(http://soar.berkeley.edu/recipes/meat/poultry/duck/stuffed-wild-duck1.rec)

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[Gwen]

Im glad this thread has been dug out of the annals of the board. Its pretty damn funny...

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[TomPoo]

Hey! Why did we stop the duck talk! I have a dream of this being the longest thread on the site! And when new people sign up they will be like "what the fuck? The people here must sure like ducks, this must be a cool site" Common! We can do it!

I say lets make Baby Sarah's dream come true!!!

Start posting about ducks people!!!!



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[Dudeman]

let me be the first to say- this duck thread still alive. chop! chop! chop!

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[TomPoo]

hmm... Baby Sarah liked to start a theme each week, well since she is not here... I will submit this weeks theme

Can you teach an old duck new tricks??? and what type of tricks would you want to teach your duck???

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[DarkHippie]

i would want to teach my duck to speak without a speach impediment, like donald duck.

ever notice that when Huey, dewey, and louie, slept, they had this weird snore? the first two would snore, then the last one would quack. do all ducks snore like that, or only triplets?

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[Doogie]

Ducks totally rock, and they less of a pain than Canadian Geese. Now those mother fuckers piss me off...

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gilligan and skipper.. arent they cute?

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[BrandonKattel]

hey, did you guys know a ducks quack does not echo

[Kewlkat]

k Im gonna go back to the duck song(s)...what about me n my rubber ducky, by Ernie from Sesame St.?? What?? Noone liked that song?? :(

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[Tall_James]

When our daughter lets go with a fart, we always laugh and say that a baby duck snuck into the nursery.

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[lleeder]

There always sems to be two ducks that are always together in my neighborhood. When I see them I'm like hey there are the ducks. There like hella famous around here.

[AppleBoy]

I used to live at an apartment complex that had ducks that hung out there all the time. One day these two boy ducks got together with this one girl duck and they all got into the duckling business. <P>

Nice health violation. Seriously. They don't stand for that in New York.

[CrazyClare]

Duck was my sisters first word. Mine was cat, one day my cat caught a duck and brought it back to uor house. MY dad really likes birds so he made me chase the cat so it got rid of the duck but i was barefoot at the time so i ran all around in my barefeet and i got a really big splinter so i stopped running and the cat got away and i never know what happened to the duck.

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for all you long islanders.. there is another reason to love this thread! http://www.liducks.com

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[wilee]

Ducks are annoying in the morning when you live near where they hang out. Sure, they're cute and everything, but when you have a bunch of them hanging out near your window quacking it up, you'll be ready to head out there with a shot gun...

Duck Season!
Wabbit Season!
Duck Season!
Wabbit Season!
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[TomPoo]

this weeks theme:

Donald or Daffy???

who is the cooler duck???

My vote... Daffy

(YOUR DESPICABLE!!!)

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[wilee]

Of course Daffy's cooler! And he didn't wear a sailor's suit all the time either!

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[ROMEO]

Daffy of course,you'd never see Donald getting his bill blown off.

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[seagullbeagle]

yeah but we can be resonably sure that donald was getting blown by daisy, so he's cooler. <P>

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Daffy Duck without a doubt: <P>
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[AppleBoy]

I like the commercial where the AFLAC duck is at the ice rink and he hits his head on the ice and he has a flashback to when he was a duckling.

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