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stickyfingers
10-05-2004, 08:07 AM
its 40 questions (http://web.tickle.com/tests/uiq/index2.jsp?sid=1597&supp=160x600_vowels_nobord&z=)...i just took it and it affirmed what I already know:

or this link (http://web.tickle.com/tests/uiq/index2.jsp?sid=&supp=&z=)

Congratulations, Mike!
Your IQ score is 136

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

Your Intellectual Type is Facts Curator. This means you are highly intelligent and have picked up an impressive and unique collection of facts and figures over the years. You've got a remarkable vocabulary and exceptional math skills - which puts you in the same class as brainiacs like Bill Gates. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results.



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JPMNICK
10-05-2004, 08:24 AM
When my sister and I were younger, my mother had us both IQ tested by a professional (i guess to see if they were going to need to buy us helmets to wear on the bus to school).

Anyway when i got older she told me my score, and I have done a few of these online tests just to see how good they are.

Suprisingly, they are usually within 7 points of my school, which is a +- 5%.

either way, a good way to kill a 1/2 hour at work

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Patches
10-05-2004, 08:27 AM
I took this one... it said I have a 137. If I was only 45-50 points lower, maybe, I too, can be president.

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angrymissy
10-05-2004, 08:38 AM
looks like I've killed a few brain cells since they tested me in high school

Congratulations, Melissa!
Your IQ score is 138

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

ps- in high school (age 15) i tested at 156 - before my massive ecstasy binges

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badorties
10-05-2004, 08:39 AM
Congratulations, MJ!
Your IQ score is 133

now i gots to git back ta work ..


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JPMNICK
10-05-2004, 08:44 AM
I dated a girl who used to tell me how smart she was in highschool and college, and now she is so much less so due to college recreational drug use. weekend coke and E use really fucked her up.

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angrymissy
10-05-2004, 08:48 AM
I dated a girl who used to tell me how smart she was in highschool and college, and now she is so much less so due to college recreational drug use. weekend coke and E use really fucked her up.

It's true. I skipped second grade and was supposed to be some sort of genius, went to a specialized high school, scored crazy high on all sorts of tests, etc. etc.

After a year of continuous usage of E (a lot more than casual use though, around 10 pills a weekend for a year), I'm not as quick on my feet as I used to be. I was actually considering seeing a neurologist to see if they can find something wrong.

There's more evidence that the wildly-popular, feel-good "rave" drug known as ecstasy can have potentially devastating effects on brain cells. And women who use the drug for extended periods are particularly susceptible to this damage.


Also known as MDMA, ecstasy is cheap, relatively easy to get, and seems more innocuous than other "recreational" drugs because it's taken in pill form, not snorted or injected. Ecstasy is thought to produce an overall sense of happiness and well-being by affecting the brain chemicals dopamine and serotonin.


Using the high-tech scanning device known as SPECT, Dutch researchers found that female heavy ecstasy users, when compared with light users, ex-users, and nonusers of either sex, had significant changes and reductions in the brain cells that transport serotonin. They report their findings in the Dec. 1 issue of The Lancet.


"Serotonin imbalance is thought to underlie depression, anxiety, panic disorder, and disorders of impulse control," the researchers write.


On a positive note, the researchers suggest that the effects of heavy ecstasy use may be reversible, because the brain cells of ex-users did not show the same changes.


In an accompanying editorial, researchers from Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine in Baltimore call for additional, larger studies to confirm these preliminary findings and look more closely at gender differences and whether the changes really are reversible.

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JPMNICK
10-05-2004, 08:52 AM
damn it is like i am having a conversation with her. she also went to specialized engineering highschool and also want to go see a doctor.

i used to tell her there is no point. have you ever seen the brain scans of people who continually use E?

they have something that looks like wormholes through their brain. its scary as hell.



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kevcala
10-05-2004, 08:54 AM
Congratulations, kevin!
Your IQ score is 140

But I doubt it means anything, I've been sniffing glue all morning.

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jeffdwright2001
10-05-2004, 10:26 AM
Interesting, Sticky and I got the same scores but different descriptions.

Congratulations, Jeffrey!
Your IQ score is 136

Your Intellectual Type is Visionary Philosopher. This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others - and at anticipating and predicting patterns. And that's just some of what we know about you from your IQ results.


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Freakshow
10-05-2004, 10:36 AM
Congratulations, PJ!
Your IQ score is 126

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

Your Intellectual Type is Visionary Philosopher. This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others - and at anticipating and predicting patterns. And that's just some of what we know about you from your IQ results.



Damn. You all make me feel stupid.
And Jeff I think it gives your write-up based on which questions you got right and wrong. So an indentical score can result in different descriptions.

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BoondockSaint
10-05-2004, 10:38 AM
I'm no genius. Or are I?


Congratulations, John!
Your IQ score is 133

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jeffdwright2001
10-05-2004, 11:25 AM
Your Intellectual Type is Visionary Philosopher. . . Like Plato,

And Jeff I think it gives your write-up based on which questions you got right and wrong.

So . . . it thinks we're bisexual?



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reeshy
10-05-2004, 12:13 PM
I are proud...I got 67!!!!!

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gypsy
10-05-2004, 12:22 PM
So everyone on this board has an extremely high IQ? I believe the average is around 100.

Speaking of brain scans, I once read a book by Dr. Daniel Amen that has many brain SPECTs, and the images from alcohol and drugs are frieghtning.

Patches
10-05-2004, 12:49 PM
I made myself retarded. I tried to answer them all wrong, and scored a 73. Here's where it gets pretty funny:


You have the unusual talent of being equally good at both mathematical and verbal skills. That, paired with your thirst to learn through experience, makes you an Inventive Inquisitor.


Equally good??



Another Inventive Inquisitor who demonstrates this very point was Ben Franklin. He suspected that lightning was a naturally occurring electrical current and realized he was correct once he conducted his famous kite-flying experiment on a stormy night. This is the type of novel approach that keeps your perspective fresh. Chances are, it has also helped you develop an unusually worldly sense of things. You use your inherent wisdom to branch out from what others too quickly assume to be the most "rational" solutions. This talent enables you to approach things creatively instead of following the rigid paths of life.


Did they just call Franklin retarded?

Things to help the 'tard do better in math:


Balancing your checkbook
Figuring out your monthly budget
Predicting what the change will be the next time you buy something
Calculating your waitperson's tip in your head


Things to help the 'tard improve visual-spacial skills:


Playing chess, or video games like Tetris
Studying maps and become the navigator on your next trip
Sculpting or photography


Things to help the 'tard improve linguistic skills:


Doing crossword puzzles
Start reading just for fun
Befriending your dictionary
The next time something breaks, try reading the instruction book first


Things to help the 'tard improve logic skills:


Trying some brain teasers
Throwing away the instructions and relying on instinct to fix something
Playing chess





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Recyclerz
10-05-2004, 12:56 PM
So everyone on this board has an extremely high IQ? I believe the average is around 100.


Ronfez.net is like Lake Wobegon - all the children are above average. :)



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Heather 8
10-05-2004, 02:27 PM
Congratulations, H.!
Your IQ score is 133

Your Intellectual Type is Insightful Linguist. This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind.

...OK, I so call bullshit.

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Mike Teacher
10-05-2004, 02:53 PM
The vast majority of IQ tests are good at measureing the ability to take an IQ test, but as a real indicator of an Intelligence Quotient?

Nahhhhhhhh.....

And Genius is the most overused phrase ever. Maybe after Gifted and Talented. Every friggin parent thinks his kid is GandT. Sorry, No. Kids are like humans, a few smart ones, whole lotta average ones, and some dumb ones. Sorry parents.

pessimistic tone, but its realistic.

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The Genius doesnt know how he does it. Neither does anyone else. They, historically, if you wish to list Mozart, Feynman, Einstein, and Newton together; were not very good teachers, in that they could not explain how they did things. They didnt inderstand how they did it themselves, so how could anyone ask 'Hey, Wolfie? You know how you write out complete orchestral and choir arrangements? From your head? No corrections? How do ya do that? I wanna try...'

Nope.

There are people who are very smart, but we can see how they are doing it. We can see they are simply very very smart. The genius is somewhere else entirely.

They are the Magicians of Rational Thought.

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mdr55
10-05-2004, 03:00 PM
Your Intellectual Type is Word Warrior. This means you have exceptional verbal skills. You can easily make sense of complex issues and take an unusually creative approach to solving problems. Your strengths also make you a visionary. Even without trying you're able to come up with lots of new and creative ideas.


So I like making stuff up I guess. 117 score for that? I must of have gotten 200 points for typing my name on the thing.

stavers
10-05-2004, 03:59 PM
133

sr71blackbird
10-05-2004, 05:00 PM
I scored 124
Yep, here is my school bus

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smiler grogan
10-05-2004, 05:04 PM
133
that seems to be common around here
which means its the best!!!!

Justice4all
10-05-2004, 05:34 PM
Congratulations, Tom!
Your IQ score is 122

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

Your Intellectual Type is Precision Processor. This means you're exceptionally good at discovering quick solutions to problems, especially ones that involve math or logic. You're also resourceful and able to think on your feet. And that's just some of what we know about you from your


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Melrapuo
10-05-2004, 05:52 PM
Congratulations, Robert!
Your IQ score is 140

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

Your Intellectual Type is Visionary Philosopher. This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others (why you trip over your words and use a speech that makes retards look like they have better communication skills is beyond us) - and at anticipating and predicting patterns. And that's just some of what we know about you from your IQ results.



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DeltaPin
10-05-2004, 09:39 PM
Congratulations, Kevin!
Your IQ score is 135

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

Your Intellectual Type is Word Warrior. This means you have exceptional verbal skills. You can easily make sense of complex issues and take an unusually creative approach to solving problems. Your strengths also make you a visionary. Even without trying you're able to come up with lots of new and creative ideas. And that's just a small part of what we know about you from your test results.

shamus mcfitzy
10-05-2004, 11:14 PM
Congratulations, James!
Your IQ score is 135

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

Your Intellectual Type is Visual Mathematician. This means you are gifted at spotting patterns - both in pictures and in numbers. These talents combined with your overall high intelligence make you good at understanding the big picture, which is why people trust your instincts and turn to you for direction - especially in the workplace. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results.


is the test taking into account time? because i probably did it quicker than i should've, (but no worse definitely, I think I took a very similar test in 40 minutes and got a 128)

forget the res

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reeshy
10-06-2004, 01:51 AM
Yea, we're all so smart...I think I just hurt my shoulder patting myself on the back!!!!

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yarpwizard
10-06-2004, 02:13 AM
Congratulations, Joseph!
Your IQ score is 126


Your Intellectual Type is Inspired Inventor. This means you've got exceptional verbal and mathematical skills, and are very good at brainstorming new ideas. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results


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Mike Teacher
10-06-2004, 02:42 AM
Congratulations, Mike!
Your IQ score is 65

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

Your Intellectual Type can't be detected, even with Electron Microscope. This means you are gifted at mouth breathing - cognition is a distant dream. These atrocities combined with your utter lack of intelligence make you good at staring at shiny objects, which is why people trust their instincts and run in the other direction - especially in the workplace. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results. Did your parent have any kids that lived?


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TooCute
10-06-2004, 02:55 AM
So everyone on this board has an extremely high IQ? I believe the average is around 100.

Beats me but I'm sure only people who feel that they scored relatively well are sharing their scores.

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sr71blackbird
10-06-2004, 03:30 AM
Some of the questions really baffled me, like the one with the two cars? They started out on a straight highway and went in opposite directions for 6 miles, then each made a left turn and went another 8 miles. The question was, how far apart are the two cars? I figured 28 miles, but it wasnt one of the options! I hate that crap! Then there were these number sequences that didnt seem to have any rhyme or reason, like 141, 120, 100, 87,___. The question is whats the next number suppose to be? and they give all these numbers. I just dont see a pattern that would give me a clue as to what the next number would be. I think thats why I scored so low. Unless its results are also based on time, because it took me about a half hour or so to answer the questions.

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TooCute
10-06-2004, 03:45 AM
Some of the questions really baffled me, like the one with the two cars? They started out on a straight highway and went in opposite directions for 6 miles, then each made a left turn and went another 8 miles. The question was, how far apart are the two cars? I figured 28 miles, but it wasnt one of the options! I hate that crap!

12 miles (6 miles for each) apart in one direction. 16 miles (8 miles for each) in the other direction (remember, both go in opposite directions). Draw a line between the 12 and the 16 to make a right triangle - and remember that a^2+b^2=c^2, or more simly, remember your 3-4-5 triangle from geometry class - so you have 12 = 4*3, 16=4*4 and the other side must be 4*5, which is 20. I imagine you just added 6*2 + 8*2 but the question asked how far apart they were, not how long would the line be if you followed it from one car to th eother along the path.

Then there were these number sequences that didnt seem to have any rhyme or reason, like 141, 120, 100, 87,___. The question is whats the next number suppose to be? and they give all these numbers.

I think you mean 144 (12^2), 121 (11^2), 100 (10^2), 81 (9^2), 64 (8^2), ??

the answer being 49 (7^2)


I just dont see a pattern that would give me a clue as to what the next number would be. I think thats why I scored so low. Unless its results are also based on time, because it took me about a half hour or so to answe r the questions.

I don't think it's based on time. And yes, that would be why you scored whatever you scored - the point of the test supposedly is to test your intelligence, and your intelligence is apparently measured in part by how well you can recognize patterns. I think it's all bs, but hey, it's kind of fun. Reminds me a bit of Games magazine. I loved that mag!



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Reephdweller
10-06-2004, 05:26 AM
Congratulations, Tony!
Your IQ score is 136

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

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Mike Teacher
10-06-2004, 05:52 AM
Congratulations, Mr. Blutarsky!
Your IQ score is 0.0


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Neogoon
10-06-2004, 07:42 AM
The real IQ test is whether you registered with a valid e-mail address so you could get your results.

If you did, you failed.


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JPMNICK
10-06-2004, 07:48 AM
reef, your IQ is meaningless because you are so handsome.

I think this is all BS anyway. you can be a genius or and idiot, but your determination and drive are what makes 90% of the difference. we all know someone who is brilliant who did nothing with their lives. and then there are those people with no education and somewhat slow who own a multi-million dollar a year buisness.

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Reephdweller
10-06-2004, 10:20 AM
reef, your IQ is meaningless because you are so handsome.


I know, looks and smaaahtzs..I've got it all.


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golfcourseguy
10-06-2004, 02:58 PM
Congratulations, G.c.!
Your IQ score is 138

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

Your Intellectual Type is Visionary Philosopher. This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others - and at anticipating and predicting patterns. And that's just some of what we know about you from your IQ results

now, if only my seven year old would listen to my explanations...

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SpicyMcHaggis
10-06-2004, 04:50 PM
Congratulations, Michael!
Your IQ score is 115

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

Your Intellectual Type is Word Warrior. This means you have exceptional verbal skills. You can easily make sense of complex issues and take an unusually creative approach to solving problems. Your strengths also make you a visionary. Even without trying you're able to come up with lots of new and creative ideas. And that's just a small part of what we know about you from your test results.




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SpicyMcHaggis
10-06-2004, 04:50 PM
By the way, that explains why I'm so damn creative with storylines that should be happening in the WWE. If only they would take me in....


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