Creepy Lookin' Models

[Tall_James]

This is a pic of Gemma Ward, one of the new "hot" models out there right now. Now am I wrong in thinking that she looks like a fucking space alien???

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The problem is that the fashion industry is run by gay men who try to convince us that models like Argivex-5 up there and horse-faced actresses like Sarah Jessica Parker are the standard of beauty (while the true standard should be whether or not you would fuck this chick in Macy's window). Every fashion house should have one straight-man on staff whose job should be to tell these whackos who and what is considered "hot" to the average human being.

Phew.



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[mdr55]

Damn Mary Kate needs to eat. Is that her on the left?

How does the rest of her body look like? Does see have curves or is she more of a toothpick?

[FUNKMAN]

throw that girl Brandy in there too... i've seen Sleestaks with a narrower eyespan


not a bad "Land Of the Lost' reference

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[walking joint]

that's a good comparison. she does look like an alien.

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[Tall_James]

How does the rest of her body look like?

http://www.vogue.de/imperia/dw/axium/images/1/2/4/2795/MDimage2_0_0_0_5.jpg
http://www.style.com/slideshows/standalone/beauty/icon/041404ICON/01f.jpg
http://www.style.com/slideshows/standalone/beauty/icon/041404ICON/02f.jpg
http://www.style.com/slideshows/standalone/beauty/icon/041404ICON/11f.jpg

Ugh.

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[JPMNICK]

thats third pic down is VERY scary.

http://home.comcast.net/~nickcontardo/a_schilling_ft1.jpg
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[Freakshow]

thats third pic down is VERY scary.

If we could hear her, I bet should would be talking about Vger.

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[silera]

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[JesterOfSadness]

I agree that the 3rd pic is scary as shit and as for the 1st one with the hat, I'm waiting for it to crush her one day

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[Tall_James]

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Brilliant. I salute you.

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[Patches]

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[Fallon]

She's not so bad.

http://home.comcast.net/~rmfallon/Hit.jpg

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[JustJon]

Fallon was just looking for an excuse to post that.

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[furie]

http://www.macalester.edu/~fines/lionel/media/lionel%20richie%20sculpture.jpg

Hello.


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[Fallon]

Fallon was just looking for an excuse to post that.
It's true. :blush:

She kinda looks like the dude from Hoobastank.

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[keithy_19]

The third one down looks like a little boy. Nasty.

I'd only do her if she...eh, I wouldn't at all.

http://64.177.177.182/katylina/tarasig.jpg

[sr71blackbird]

I think its the whole "innocence" look, like as if shes just a little girl thrown into a sexual world. I think its a shame and disgusting. I also think it attractive to the pedifiles out there. It pisses me off that there is this seeming movement that looks to justify expoiting children and rushing them to adulthood before their time. Maybe Im old fashioned, but it does make me sick to see it.

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[SatCam]

Can I see these same models at Madame Tussauds?

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[mdr55]

http://www.style.com/slideshows/standalone/beauty/icon/041404ICON/02f.jpg


Is that how Michael Jackson's children are going to look like when they get older?? Heaven help them.

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[JesterOfSadness]

god that looks similar to a mannequin(spelling?) you find at the mall

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[JPMNICK]

i would have thought that she was a gay man if i had only seen that pic

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[DJEvelEd]

Bad skinned, bony ass bitch. I could lay down and take a nap between her eyeballs.

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