Good vibrations

[furie]

Vibrator shuts down Australian airport (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1503&u=/afp/australia_air_vibrator&printer=1)


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[TheMojoPin]

Remember...that's "a" dildo, not "your" dildo.

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1979 << I love my drug buddy... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[mothershucker]

About five years ago, my wife and I where taking the red eye out of Vegas. They gave me a 6p.m. check out, so we had about 4 hours to kill before catching a cab to the airport. So the Mirage checked our bags, and held them till we left. Well, my wife had left the batteries in her vibrator, and I guess while they where moving the bags around, it turned itself on. The bellhop was not really sure what it was, but my wife was the same color as a fire truck.

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker

[Yerdaddy]

<a href="http://home.san.rr.com/extralarge/bombgirl.jpg" target="_blank">Bomb Found in Australian Woman's Pussy</a>

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Fuck it from behind.

[monsterone]

but, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.

my suitcase was vibrating?

nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while... [whispering] it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article "a dildo", never "your dildo".


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personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
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[mikeyboy]

Mojo beat you to the Fight Club joke, M1.

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[Furtherman]

The cafeteria manager knew what it sounded like.

It's her Tuna Helper.

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...with thanks to JustJon