how far out is Shirley, LI?

[Freakshow]

Going to be there next Sunday...


I looked on Mapquest and it's out there.

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[Tall_James]

It's right by Lavernia. Take a right by the Big Ragoo off the LIE.

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[mikeyboy]

Very far out, man.

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[bigbaldirish]

bout an hour from NYC with no traffic

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[Freakshow]

It's right by Lavernia. Take a right by the Big Ragoo off the LIE.

Ok, so I know LIE. That's about it.

Is there much of a town there? We played Westhampton Beach back in May and that was a bar on a random street between houses, with farms and such. I'm expecting about the same?

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[bigbaldirish]

http://www.collectinghollywood.com/ SJones2.jpg pretty far out

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[bigbaldirish]

It's right by Lavernia. Take a right by the Big Ragoo off the LIE.

Ok, so I know LIE. That's about it.

Is there much of a town there? We played Westhampton Beach back in May and that was a bar on a random street between houses, with farms and such. I'm expecting about the same?
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you might wanna take sunrise highway to william floyd parkway that puts smack dab in the middle of shirley. the LIE also goes to william floyd, and head south.

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[Tall_James]

It's right by Lavernia. Take a right by the Big Ragoo off the LIE.

Ok, so I know LIE. That's about it.

I know its early on a Monday morning but I thought you might get the joke..

Shirley

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Lavernia

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Big Ragoo

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[Mike Teacher]

Its pretty far.

And don't call me Shirley.

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[Freakshow]

I know its early on a Monday morning but I thought you might get the joke..

D'oh.

I'm on the fringe of getting that joke. The big Ragoo threw me.

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[TooCute]

Actually there's a bit more fo a town than Westhampton beach, I would thing, though I've never been to Westhampton. It's not bars on roads between houses with farms, anyway. I've only been there twice, both times because I was starving on my way to the Hamptons and wanted some Taco Bell.

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[Iamnotatool]

Figures the teach beat me to the Naked Gun reference.

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[silera]

My sister lives there and it takes me about 1:45 minutes to get there from Manhattan in traffic.



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[Freakshow]

both times because I was starving on my way to the Hamptons and wanted some Taco Bell.

Well if it has Taco Bell, sounds like civilization to me.

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[bigbaldirish]

what bar? it's not too far out from me, and i'm always looking for a new band to see. if ya want PM me to tell.

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[mikeyboy]

Figures the teach beat me to the Naked Gun reference.


Isn't it an "Airplane" reference?

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[Iamnotatool]

Might be both, but I know it was on Naked Gun w/ OJ

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[TooCute]

Definitely in Airplane - Leslie Neilson said it. I don't recall it being in the Naked Gun.

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[jeffdwright2001]

Might be both, but I know it was on Naked Gun w/ OJ


It was definately a running gag on airplane:

Rumack : Mr. Striker, the passengers are getting worse. You must land soon.
Ted Striker : Surely there must be something you can do.
Rumack : I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley.

Could be mistaken, but I don't recall hearing it on Naked Gun (any of them).



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[Freakshow]

sweet

Pilot: Striker was the squadron leader. He brought us in real low. But he couldn't handle it.
Prosecutor : Buddy couldn't handle it? Was Buddy one of your crew?
Pilot: Right. Buddy was the bombardier. But it was Striker who couldn't handle it, and he went to pieces.
Prosecutor : Andy went to pieces?
Pilot: No. Andy was the navigator. He was all right. Buddy went to pieces. It was awful how he came unglued.
Prosecutor : Howie came unglued?
Pilot: Oh, no. Howie was a rock, the best tailgunner in the outfit. Buddy came unglued.
Prosecutor : And he bailed out?
Pilot: No. Andy hung tough. Buddy bailed out. How he survived, it was a miracle.
Prosecutor : Then Howie survived?
Pilot: No, 'fraid not. We lost Howie the next day.
Prosecutor : Over Macho Grande?
Pilot: No. I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande

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[Mike Teacher]

Definitely in Airplane - Leslie Neilson said it. I don't recall it being in the Naked Gun.


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[Jennitalia]

It's about a 2 hour ride from Westchester. My ex and I used to go visit his siter who lives there. Smoked some good stuff there.

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[mothershucker]

Shirley N.Y. = Ugh.

It's where Long Island keeps its trailor trash.

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker

[Iamnotatool]

I'm tellin you people, the Shirley joke is in Naked Gun.


Wasn't leslie neilson in the Naked gun flicks too?

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[mikeyboy]

He was. However, I'm willing to bet that the Shirley joke isn't in the Naked Gun.

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[sr71blackbird]

If you head out by way of the LIE and go south on Wm Floyd pkwy (like exit 68 or so, Riverhead is the last exit and its like 2 exits later). Youll find the last Roy Rogers on LI out there!! Go get a Roast Beef sammich before they are gone yo! Or a Double R bar burger! Why are you going way the fuck out there though?

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So why are you going out to Shirley?

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[WRESTLINGFAN]

Exit 68 off the LIE

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FIRE SATHER!!!!!!!

[bigbaldirish]

better off taking sunrise (rt. 27) for that roy rogers it's right on the corner

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[monsterone]

traffic in and out should suck, just for a heads up. you'll be fighting with the hamptons weekenders. i'd like a comparrison between dc and li traffic.

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[Freakshow]

Youll find the last Roy Rogers on LI out there!! Go get a Roast Beef sammich before they are gone yo! Or a Double R bar burger!

We actually have a good number of Roy Rogers down here in the DC area. I think a guy who owned about 20 or so has kept them going.


Why are you going way the fuck out there though?
So why are you going out to Shirley?

I'm going to Shirley for a show. It's a hardcore fest, about 10 bands. It's on a Sunday afternoon, so i'm sure the traffic will be a little different. But probably still bad.

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