What does Omsama keep in his turban?

[Captain Rooster]

I think that he likes to keep his batch towel convenient - so he wears it on his head

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Oh that explains why it stands up so well and looks so stiff!

Wait-- isn't masturbation forbidden in the Koran? Tsk tsk tsk! Osama's hand will need to be lopped off!

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[sunndoggy8]

He probably just keeps his terrorist handbook in there, like all the other turbanheads, right? RIGHT? Hahah turbans are funny, it's not racist to make fun of them. Oh shit now I sound liberal and unpatriotic, I better stop, cause racism rules!!! Towelheads suck, haha! I'm being funny, right? Making fun of an entire racial group?! Yes I am, but of course I don't mean it, just saying my opinion, ya know, about the towelheads and how they all masturbate in them. But I didn't say, "all", so therefore I'm not being racist, just patriotic! Yeah!

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[Gvac]

Do I detect the sightest bit of sarcasm?

Sunny, I know how you feel, but no one said anything about "towel heads" or any specific ethnic group. The thread clearly addressed Osama and him alone.

I don't think anyone is advocating hatred of any race or religion, I think it's just the way some people blow off steam about the anger and frustration they feel about the recent attacks.

Just my opinion. Peace.

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[adolescentmasturbator]

isn't masturbation forbidden in the Koran?

No, it doesn't say that. It doesn't really mention it.

I will get a sig pic...eventually

[Pootertoot]

That Sunny, just a bundle full of cheer.

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[Death Metal Moe]

If I were living over there for a long time, I'd wear a towel too! THEY WIPE THIER ASSES WITH THEIR HANDS!! DID YOU ALL KNOW THAT?!?!?! You sipe, then wash your hands! AHHH! I went over to Syria to visit my dad's side of my family, and they DON'T USE TOILET PAPER! And My grandarent's house outside Damascus didn't even have the S drain on the hole in the ground toilet to help keep that sewer smell out! OH MY GOD! I walked around for a MONTH with a wad of tissues in my front pocket! I must have looked like a porn star! Oh, that and the Immodium AD! DON"T DRINK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!

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[hndsmepete]

I figure Osama keeps a huge ejaculating buttplug in his turban to help with those oh so lonely nights in the desert. He probably pretends its Colin Powell or George W. invading him. Bin Laden's all about the cock, you can tell.

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[Captain Rooster]

He probably just keeps his terrorist handbook in there, like all the other turbanheads, right? RIGHT? Hahah turbans are funny, it's not racist to make fun of them. Oh shit now I sound liberal and unpatriotic, I better stop, cause racism rules!!! Towelheads suck, haha! I'm being funny, right? Making fun of an entire racial group?! Yes I am, but of course I don't mean it, just saying my opinion, ya know, about the towelheads and how they all masturbate in them. But I didn't say, "all", so therefore I'm not being racist, just patriotic! Yeah!


Uh.....did I say anything about Islam. NO - I am mocking a man that just advocated the killing of over 6,000 AMERICANS!!!!!

I said nothing about a "towelhead" sundoggy - so what crawled up your ass and died there...and rotted your brain!

Do you realize that Americans are dead and many more soldiers are going to die to keep your ass free fat dumb and happy kissing peace signs and not being thankful for the country you live in every day.

I have Muslim friends and I respect Islam...I think that you are probably just a misguided college student being taught by pinko commie bastard professors.

Relax man....I will be out at the airports for the next 6 months trying to save the lives of Christians, Jews, Muslims, Buddists, etc..... I love this country and I am not a racist....

BUT - I would put a bullet through Osama's maggot ridden, extremist, brain twice daily and three times on Sunday.

By the way Sundoggy - have you been near Ground Zero and experienced what 6,000 incinerated bodies smell like...it's not pleasant.....He is a murderer of AMERICANS - Wake up BOY!

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[adolescentmasturbator]

I think that you are probably just a misguided college student being taught by pinko commie bastard professors.

Thank you Senator McCarthy.

I will get a sig pic...eventually

[sunndoggy8]

Americans are dead? More soliders are going to die? Oh god I didn't realize that! Now I understand everything! I'm so enlightened now, and I totally am going to start being more patriotic! Where's my peace sign, I gotta stop kissing that and start kissing my flag, cause that'll show I'm thankful! Oh I've been so unthankful to my country, and now I see the way! Of course I've been unthankful, because since I question bombing and/or nuking an entire country, I've gotta be unthankful, right? That obviously shows my un-patriotic attitude, doesn't it? And now I understand that I have taken advantage of this country for too long! And I'm peace-loving too, but hell yeah, now I'm into it! Anybody got a gun, I've gotta shoot some terrorists! I've been so misguided, and my brain hasn't been able to come to a decision itself thanks to those damn college professors! They totally blurred everything, but now I see what they were doing, they were just brainwashing me, yeah that's the ticket. But because I might have a different opinion, of course I must be misguided and unpatriotic and confused and stupid, and even though I said that it would exactly be perceived that way in my previous post, that's okey, because now I see the light! I would have realized this before but I haven't been to Ground Zero, because then I'd understand, seeing all the wreckage and pain, and I'd be ready for war! Hell yeah, I need to get down there, beacuse since I haven't, it obviously shows that I'm not understanding the full situation, that I'm confused, that I'm not as good as a person who has gone down there, yeah that's what I'll do! I gotta wake up from my stupidity and get with reality, and that's what I'll do, uh huh it is.

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[Pootertoot]

I'VE BEEN REALLLLYYYYYY TRYYYYYIN BAAAAABY...Tryin' to hold back this feelin...for sooooo long...BUT IF YOU FEEL...LIKE I FEEL...come on...YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH...come on...

Let's get it onnnn...

Sorry, I wanted to spread some love.

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[Captain Rooster]

what?

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[Captain Rooster]

I'VE BEEN REALLLLYYYYYY TRYYYYYIN BAAAAABY...Tryin' to hold back this feelin...for sooooo long...BUT IF YOU FEEL...LIKE I FEEL...come on...YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH...come on...


I read this again and...uh...can you let me know what you are trying to say...and to whom?

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