That's no monkey . . .

[jeffdwright2001]

that's my wife!

KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) - A Malaysian man shot and killed his wife after he mistook her for a monkey picking fruit in a tree behind their house, the New Straits Times said on Wednesday.

Monkey see, Monkey dead (http://news.excite.com/odd/article/id/428603|oddlyenough|09-22-2004::08:50|reuters.html)



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[SatCam]

Well, she was a monkey in bed if that counts.

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[Freakshow]

A Malaysian man shot and killed his wife after he mistook her for a monkey picking fruit in a tree behind their house

Who does he think he's trying to fool. That's the oldest excuse in the book.



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[reeshy]

He loved that hot-monkey love!!!!

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Pray....for....wifey

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[blakjeezis]

That's no monkey . . .

. . . it's a space station.

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[PanterA]

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My wife was ah shot...in field. The hunter...mistake her for bear.

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[Tall_James]

It wasn't the Malaysian man, twas beauty that killed the beast.

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[DarkHippie]

Maybe she was The Monkey?

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[jeffdwright2001]

Maybe he thought she was one of these guys:

http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/Flats/7732/monkees.jpg

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[Tall_James]

If only he had decided to "shock the monkey" she might still be alive today.

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[SatCam]

With his wife dead he can only spank the money.

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This message was edited by SatCam on 9-23-04 @ 6:06 PM