Who is your perfect woman?

[IloveDharma]

First let me introduce myself. I am Dharma and Greg's biggest fan. I concider Dharma my dream woman and even though she is not real, I love her. Who is your perfect woman/man?

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[Freakshow]

for me it's Greg's mom
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Perfection!

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[JohnnyCash]

I've met Jenna Elfman a few times and she is beautiful in person. She is really tall!

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Thank you Freakshow.

[IloveDharma]

I am so jealous of Bodhi Elfman, that lucky son of a bitch. He married my dream woman AND he is ridding on the simpson's theme music money train.

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[IloveDharma]

How did you meet jenna elfman!?

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[JohnnyCash]

How did you meet jenna elfman!?


She is close friends with one of the designers that works for my girlfriend and she hosts fashion parties often. I get dragged along to them.

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Thank you Freakshow.

[IloveDharma]

can you mention me to Jenna Elfman the next time you see her? Maybe if things are not working out with Bodhi...well who knows...

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[silera]

mention = warn

who knows = kidnap, force into marriage and rape


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[Tall_James]

My perfect woman? Julianne Moore with larger breasts.

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[mdr55]

Jane Seymour-- from Battlestar Galactica to Dr. Quinn Medicine woman.

[JustJon]

Stacy's Mom has got it going on

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[IloveDharma]

I actually made a tribute to Dharma and Greg on my website, if you would like you can check it out right here:

http://www.geocities.com/billthescriptwriteradventures/dharmaandgreg.html?1095960074343

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[Furtherman]

Well this went from strange to very-very-strange- run-away-and-never-look-back strange very fast.

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...with thanks to JustJon

[silera]

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This is cause for a restraining order.


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[grlNIN]

I like how Crispin Glover is in there out of nowhere.

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[jeffdwright2001]

Is the dog female?

Not that it matters, a quick operation and it's all good.


Edit: I should qualify, the operation is for the dog.


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[TheMojoPin]

I demand to know why I haven't been drinking at "Wang's Irish Pub."

ff7, how stupid ARE you? If it's not linking your sig pics to an account under an original name, it's having your old screenname on your website.

Dreamy pics of Affleck, though. Kudos.

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[Tall_James]

I demand to know why I haven't been drinking at "Wang's Irish Pub."

...as opposed to drinking from Wangs at Irish Pubs?

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[Tall_James]

Sorry. That was uncalled for.

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[TheMojoPin]

I was asking for it.

...

But your mom was BEGGING for it.

...

Ech. I feel awful.

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1979 << I love my drug buddy... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[silera]

WHY IS ILD BANNED!!!!!!!!?!?!?!


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[jeffdwright2001]

Wow - 5 posts and IloveDharma is on vacation.

Did I miss something?

Is it a record?



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[mikeyboy]

Because he's been banned for life under other names.

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[Teenweek]

jessica simpson's brain, carmen electra's body, jenna jameson's mouth and lips, halle berry's face

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[silera]

You guys get rid of all the fun people.























fun = crazy

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[keithy_19]

Hillary Duff. SHABAM!!!!!

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[TheMojoPin]

You guys get rid of all the fun people

fun = crazy

He weren't no fun when he was the various "ff7wasbest" posters, a-hyuck.

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1979 << I love my drug buddy... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Tall_James]

To tell the truth, Dharma's just a little too gangly for me.

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[keithy_19]

banned for life


I never knew you could be banned for life. I was on vacation for one night. But life? Man I would kill myself if that happened.

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[KennethC]

Because he's been banned for life under other names.


What do you want to bet he later shows up as "IloveThatChickFromGoodMorningMiami?"

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[silera]

jessica simpson's brain, carmen electra's body, jenna jameson's mouth and lips, halle berry's face

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This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 9-23-04 @ 9:38 PM

[mikeyboy]

What do you want to bet he later shows up as "IloveThatChickFromGoodMorningMiami?"


I just assumed it would be "IWannaBangPatriciaHeaton"

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[jeffdwright2001]

What do you want to bet he later shows up as "IloveThatChickFromGoodMorningMiami?"

I just assumed it would be "IWannaBangPatriciaHeaton"


Hey!! There's a waiting list for that screen name and no way in hell am I letting him cut in front.



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[keithy_19]

Hey!! There's a waiting list for that screen name and no way in hell am I letting him cut in front.


I'm still waiting for the ILoveCher screen name to become availabale.

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[curtoid]

I don't care whose what or when...I still want to answer this important question...

Who is your perfect woman?









































































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[Jack_Doff]

What do you want to bet he later shows up as "IloveThatChickFromGoodMorningMiami?"


I went to High School with her. Can I get that as a name?

[jeffdwright2001]

What do you want to bet he later shows up as "IloveThatChickFromGoodMorningMiami?"

I went to High School with her. Can I get that as a name?


why would you want your name to be: IwenttoHighSchoolwithher?



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[blakjeezis]

I'd hit it! No, seriously, if I met Jenna Elfman I'd punch her in the side of her over-sized head. Stupid twat.

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[KennethC]

I'd hit it! No, seriously, if I met Jenna Elfman I'd punch her in the side of her over-sized head. Stupid twat.


I"m sure you would feel differently if you witnessed her fine work in Krippendorf's Tribe, directed by Todd Holland, written by Frank Parkin and Charlie Peters.



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[Tall_James]

She's a Scientologist for Pete's sake. They pray to a golden calf and try to cover up Tom Cruise's homosexuality. They're freaky!

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[jeffdwright2001]

She's a Scientologist for Pete's sake. They pray to a golden calf and try to cover up Tom Cruise's homosexuality. They're freaky!

That's what makes her hot. And what's wrong with Tom Cruise's golden calves?



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[Hottub]

Who is your perfect woman?


The one with the flat head and ability to breathe through her ears.




*sheepy horn*

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[DJEvelEd]

Richard Nixon with a vagina.


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[WindowSill]

Who is your perfect woman?


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[BoondockSaint]

I've always had a thing for Sarah Silverman.

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[Hottub]

Torrie is great if you like over-done implants and man-hands!

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[FlyEvolution]

ARIA GIOVANNI

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