If only this would catch on in the US...

[WindowSill]

Why not? People are getting sued for just about everything else... (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=10&u=/nm/20040917/od_nm/odd_sex_dc)


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This message was edited by WindowSill on 9-20-04 @ 6:41 PM

[PanterA]

5 days! that's an outrage. She should get the chair for that kind of abuse!!!

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[Katylina]

Maybe Aunt Flow was in town visiting. She should have just given him head to shut him up.

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[Hottub]

Would it kill her to give him a quick handjob at least? That's one frigid bitch!

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[Katylina]

I know for myself you can at least throw em a nice TF to hold them over. My God what has this world come down to???

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[SatCam]

She wouldn't fuck it... jeeze, I can't imagine her in half the threads on this message board.

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[sr71blackbird]

I cant remember the last time I had sex with someone other than myself

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[JPMNICK]

i would rather have no sexual contact with a woman then get a handjob. i would punch her in the jaw if she tried to pull that shit on me.

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[Recyclerz]

On a related point, if Laura Bush had read more Aristophanes than Dostoevsky in college we might have been able to avoid the whole mess in Iraq

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[Hottub]

i would rather have no sexual contact with a woman then get a handjob. i would punch her in the jaw if she tried to pull that shit on me.


But a dude....


You go, NicK!!

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[furie]

see this is what marriage contracts are for.


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