Avril Lavigne = Drooling Retard

[SatCam]

Before I go on, I'm just going to say that this is not based on her music or how I feel about it. As I sit here right now I have Avril Lavigne's CD sitting on my desk and it just reminds me of how much of a drool retard she sounds like. If anyone has heard an interview with her it's incomprehensible. It sounds like she got drunk off some gingerale backstage. I'm not even up to her Canadian accent!!

All her words are slurred and she can't seem to make a sentence. In fact, if you were to type her sentences it would be filled with elipses.

Her Canadian accent is horrible. I've never heard such a disaterous accent in my life. I've heard many people from Canada and they've had no accent at all. Yet, everything she says sounds like she's a valley girl from South Carolina all at the some time.

In short, I would bang Avril Lavigne but I couldn't have a conversation after the sex.

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In short, I would bang Avril Lavigne but I couldn't have a conversation after the sex.



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This message was edited by njlumberdude on 9-18-04 @ 2:07 AM

[kc7586]

Avril Lavigne = Drooling Retard
You've just figured this out now?! And why the fuck do you have that piece of garbage in your possestion? If you wanted spank material just get some pics off google or something dont actually have that "music".

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[Lumber]

DAVID BOWEY!

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[Reephdweller]

I'd put it in her.

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[Tall_James]

You judge someone by the company they keep (see the group of drooling retards about halfway down the page) (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2004431553,00.html)

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[JesterOfSadness]

I'd put it in her too but I wouldnt allow her to talk.

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[Snoogans]

id let her talk while i was putting it in her, but all she could say was aboot, over and over just keep sayin aboot, ay

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[FUNKMAN]

i grabbed the tab off the net and learned 3 of her songs... for me she has raw talent and will only get better. kind've reminds me of early Bono

i know you're not talking about the music but did you see the live Metallica cover they did, her band and that song smoked...

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[Snoogans]

oh funkman now serenades little funk by playin im with you, thats cute ;)

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[FUNKMAN]

actually the three are My Happy Ending, Don't Tell Me, and Complicated and this morning Michele was singing along...

next it's onto Incubus

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[Snoogans]

avril has more than 3 songs???

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[kc7586]

no

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[jocefus]

funkman... almosy all of her music is written and recorded by studio musicians.. she really doesnt add much but a cute face behind everyone elses hard work

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[Se7en]

I'd do her raw.

That's really the answer. I'd do her hard enough so that she forgets all of that pseudo-pop-punk nonsense of hers.

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[TheMojoPin]

She looks like she reeks.

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[SpicyMcHaggis]

Well come on, we'd all do her. I mean, she's a hot, barely legal teen pop star.

And yes, I'd hit it. Fast and strong, with no worries about consequences.

"And I never will play the Wild Rover no more."

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

You Mean...David Bowie...


NO she means BOWEY. See, that's what a drooling punk rawk retard Avril is-- she pronounced David Bowie's name B0W (as in bow wow)-ee.

Why am I explaining this?

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[TheMojoPin]

"Bow," as in the opposite of "poop deck."

Sorry, I just can't pass up a chance to use the term "poop deck."

I remember reading somewhere how Avril had "kinda" heard of the Replacements because the Goo Goo Dolls "are really into them, and the lead singer gave me one of their CD's."

ACK!

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[Se7en]

She looks like she reeks.


Leave it to Mojo to turn away the hot teeny-bopper simply because she offends his taste in music.

Misogynistic faggot.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Misogynistic faggot.


Cease and desist! I'm the only one allowed to call him that!


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[JPMNICK]

Misogynistic faggot.




ummmmmm.... miso soup

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[TheMojoPin]

No, I mean she honestly looks like she smells horrible.

Like all Canadians.

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[JPMNICK]

Hey I am from NJ and I resent that

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[SpicyMcHaggis]

I'd still do her. The key is noseplugs.

"And I never will play the Wild Rover no more."

[TheMojoPin]

Hey, you guys smell ALMOST as bad. Chin up!

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[SpicyMcHaggis]

True, so I guess we all have a chance.

"And I never will play the Wild Rover no more."

[JPMNICK]

Hey, you guys smell ALMOST as bad. Chin up!



awwww shucks, thanks Mojo

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[Lumber]

You Mean...David Bowie...


NO she means BOWEY. See, that's what a drooling punk rawk retard Avril is-- she pronounced David Bowie's name B0W (as in bow wow)-ee.

Why am I explaining this?

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Why am I explaining this?
Consider who you're explaining it to.

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[El Mudo]

"Bow," as in the opposite of "poop deck."


I thought "stern" was the opposite of "bow"?

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[mikeyboy]

"Bow," as in the opposite of "poop deck."


I thought "stern" was the opposite of "bow"?



Do you have any idea how many "poop deck" threads there are in the staff room? PLEASE, just let it go.

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[SpicyMcHaggis]

Heheh....poop.

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[fiestygal]

whatever...shes a twat in my book

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[shamus mcfitzy]

I think I've said this many times. She's a moron. Not only is she a moron, but she's apparently engaged to the ugliest man in pseudo rock, the lead singer of Sum 41 (at least according to Tall James' link).

And not that its important, but also from Tall James' link, isn't Hoobastank a bunch of Canadians? Just so I know if my description of them as "Canadian pussy rock" is accurate. Serious question.

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i blame celin deon.

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[Iamnotatool]

http://www.m90.org/paparazzi/Nov25/avril_lavigne_beach3.jpg

http://www.m90.org/paparazzi/Nov25/avril_lavigne_beach2.jpg


Doesn't look too bad here

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she's my guilty pleasure

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[keithy_19]

"Canadian pussy rock"


Check out Treble Charger. They kick ass and do not fall into that category at all. They are really good.

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[kevcala]

12 seconds of Avril dancing in a hooter's costume* (http://daily.anticlown.com/archives/2004/12/avril_lavigne_h.shtml)


*looking like it's shot by a monkey on methamphetamines
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[Iamnotatool]

ahhhhhhh 12 seconds

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[FUNKMAN]

for the record, i love Avril Lavigne

it's not very complicated and don't tell me different... she is always the provider of my happy ending



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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I don't get it, is the outfit supposed to be ironic? She's too stupid to be ironic.

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[Se7en]

Who cares? It's hot.

She's definitely a guilty pleasure of mine. Tie a gag around her mouth, and I'd absolutely do her raw.

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[Bulldogcakes]

She's fuckin hot. Just picture her naked, bent over your bed.
Then she starts slurring your name with that Canadian accent. . . . . . .
wait a minute. . . . . back to her naked, bent over your bed
with a GAG in her mouth. Oh! she's sooooo hot!!

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[Iamnotatool]

reading that gave me the sense you are typing with one hand bulldog.

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reading that gave me the sense you are typing with one hand bulldog.



What? Is there another way?

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[Arienette]

i think she's really sexy. i'm not a big fan of the music, but i'd get gay with her.

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[Se7en]

i think she's really sexy. i'm not a big fan of the music, but i'd get gay with her.


All I ask, is that you let me watch.

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<p>retarded but still hot...</p><p>Punk rocker Avril Lavigne is engaged to marry fellow Canadian Deryck Whibley, lead singer and guitarist of the band Sum 41</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img height="178" src="http://creafoudre.free.fr/Photos/Captures/Stars/Caps2/Avril-Lavigne71Caps-Creafoudre.jpg" width="355" border="0" /></p><p><a href="http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=musicNews&storyID=8919957" target="_blank">Story</a></p>

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She'd talk better with my dick in her mouf <strong><u><em>OH!!!</em></u></strong>

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i'd fuck her, but yea, she's a tard

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We have a winner!&nbsp; Arienette has the correct answer!&nbsp; Thread over.&nbsp;

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<p><font size="1">i'd fuck her, but yea, she's a tard </font></p><p>So she differs from other girls you could get how?</p>

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