John Kerry: The Video Game

[HBox]

John Kerry: The Video Game. THE definitive source on Kerry's Vietnam days. (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6029742/)

Now you too can:

Command a Swift Boat surrounded by other commanders who hate your guts!
Save a man's life and then fill out "phony" after action reports to get medals!
Start throwing around grenades at random trying to get injured and get the hell out of there!
Shoot fleeing helpless rocket launcher-armed teenagers in loin cloths in the back!

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[WindowSill]

Sounds like fun, do they have this for NGage?


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Much Thanks to Jester for the sig!

I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.

[sighborgh]

Command a Swift Boat surrounded by other commanders who hate your guts!
Save a man's life and then fill out "phony" after action reports to get medals!
Start throwing around grenades at random trying to get injured and get the hell out of there!
Shoot fleeing helpless rocket launcher-armed teenagers in loin cloths in the back


You actually believe that nonsense? Does it make sense to you? Who on earth would throw grenades without thinking "Hmm..I might get killed doing this" Just to get sent home? Pretty silly huh?

[reeshy]

You actually believe that nonsense? Does it make sense to you? Who on earth would throw grenades without thinking


I did!!!!

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[HBox]

Yes, I was aware of that. It's called sarcasm.

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[FMJeff]

id like a real life game of me going to 7/11 to buy cigarettes...

action packed experience...dodging the cashier's good morning....no yoohoo??? fuck you all!

BANG BANG BANG!

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It made my heart sing.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Rockstar Games Presents: FM Jeff: The Video Game

Stage 1: Waking up.

"Goddamn it, let me sleep!!!"

Stage 2: Kitten attack

Stage 3: Cigarette searching

Stage 4: Home Depot Navigation

Stage 5: Girlfriend Coffee Retrieval



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