Settling the election with a knife fight-who wins?

[Tall_James]

OK. In a perfect world the leader of the free world would be decided by the outcome of a knife fight between the contenders. Sure, Kerry is tall and wiry but Bush knows how to fight dirty. Who do you think would win and why?

[Snoogans]

i say nadar wins it, remember everybody forgets about the independant, so they will have beaten and cut each other up and then be like oh shit, nadar is here, i forgot

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[Furtherman]

Kerry has a longer reach. He'd cut them both.

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[TheMojoPin]

Nader's got crazy eyes and he dresses like a hobo! ALWAYS bet on the hobo!

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[East Side Dave]

I voted Nader. He looks like Golom. In fact, I'm not completely convinced he isn't Golom. Golom- alusive, good with knives, good with "the precious." Just like Nader.

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[HBox]

Kerry's got the reach. And Nader's got the shakes; he'd drop his knife and have it stab his foot. Bush would get the first cut in, but then he'd think he;d already won and pose for a photo op. Then Kerry would sneak up on him and backstab him.

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

Are we 100% sure that Nader would even fight? Or would he file a lawsuit against the knife manufacturers?

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[A.J.]

Bush. The other two would feel too guilty about killing.

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[Snoogans]

like i said baby, he lay in the weeds without a say in things till one is dead and the other fucked up and then come out and be like "you forgot about me bitch, now its time to die", and smoke a big spliff after

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[East Side Dave]

Then again if W had been snorting some lines that day, which is always a possibility, he could come out of the gate like Lawrence Taylor...... tough call....

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[JPMNICK]

put a 1/5 of vodka in the corner and bush takes them all out. actually, because he feels like he needs to be a man in his dad's eye's he kills them both the cries afterward because he feels no love.

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[Teenweek]

Bush would win because Cheney would stab them both in the back

[Snoogans]

this is a knife fight, bush wont kill them cause he wouldnt be able to find away to spend 16 million dollars doin it

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[East Side Dave]

...of course if Kerry developed a good head-but, he could probably take the other two down with one motion, a la Blanka from Streetfighter 2..... this is tough....

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[Patches]

Gotta be Kerry. He had lots of practice slicing up VC babies.

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DP

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[East Side Dave]

DP




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[reeshy]

I would think that Condaleeza Rice would be great with a razor!!!!

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[East Side Dave]

Jim McGreevey would win the hot dog eating contest!

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[Mike Teacher]

Kerry may have the Reach, but what if its Michael Jackson "Beat It" Fight Rules where they tie the guys hands together?

Now were talking a different scene...

And Bush has those protruding Occipital ridges, the Cro-Magnon brow, ya know? I think he'd go Dr. David Bruce Bannister on Johnny.

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[Iamnotatool]

Settling the election with a knife fight-who wins?



We all win!!!!!! They all die!!!!!!!


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[ADF]

Nader, he looks like a weasel.

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[monsterone]

i'd only watch if they did it up like the <b>bad</b> video.

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