It's a dead issue

[Furtherman]

Something You Can't Do in California... (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=573&e=3&u=/nm/20040913/od_nm/crime_necrophilia_dc)

In California, anyone can get laid. Well, maybe not anymore.

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

Dammit! Now where am I supposed to get laid?

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[Tall_James]

Lawmakers revived the bill this year after an unsuccessful prosecution of a man found in a San Francisco funeral home drunk and passed out on top of an elderly woman's corpse.

She was asking for it.

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[JohnnyCash]

It wasn't illegal before? What the fuck?

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[jeffdwright2001]

Lawmakers revived the bill this year after an unsuccessful prosecution of a man found in a San Francisco funeral home drunk and passed out on top of an elderly woman's corpse.


In all fairness, he thought he was banging Martha Stewart.





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[FUNKMAN]

how the hell can you get a stiffy with a.........stiffy?

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[jeffdwright2001]

"You smell lovely. Is that formaldehyde you're wearing?"



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[Furtherman]

If this coffin is a rockin', don't come a knockin'!

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[jeffdwright2001]

The down side is that your date always expects flowers.



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[JustJon]

Was necrophelia that big a problem that they had to outlaw it now?

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[FUNKMAN]

i bet alot of the woman are frigid...


i mean Come On! they hang out in a refrigerator

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

i bet alot of the woman are frigid...


You'd be surprised how well KY Warming Jelly fixes that problem.

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[A.J.]

The new law makes sex with a corpse a felony punishable by up to eight years in prison.

Where you'll have sex with LIVE inmates.

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[Crippler]

I lie next her in the bed,
She's the kind of girl I'd like to wed,
Never mind the fact that she's dead,
It turns me on.
Sure, She's a little cold to the touch,
But that doesn't bother me much,
Because the embalmer did such,
A lovely job.
She's a month dead and she's starting to smell,
But if loving a corpse is a sin...
I'll See you in hell.
And now, I've got her propped up in a chair,
She's losing her skin and her hair,
And I'm wishing she wouldn't stare,
So much at me.
Yeah, rigor mortis has taken it's toll,
And her body is as stiff as pole,
But I'll never put her back in the hole,
I dug her from.
She's a month dead and she's starting to smell,
But if loving a corpse is a sin...
I'll See you in hell.
I love you

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I plead the FiF!

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[TheMojoPin]

Hey, it was our "shotgun wedding" that got her that way in the first place.

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[FUNKMAN]

You'd be surprised how well KY Warming Jelly fixes that problem.


you sick bastard!
:)

you didn't happen to take any pictures?

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