The worst experience dinning out

[pitbull#1]

Last night Katalyina and I went to Red Lobster for dinner, and well it was an experience. First we got there and the wait was 30 minutes, so we decided instead of waiting we would just eat at the bar. We found a table to sit at and waited another 30-40 minutes before getting served, but that was only after I asked to see a manager. Anyway dinner was good and all and we left the waitress a decent tip, after all she did bring us our food rather fast. We left the restaurant and decided to go to borders and then go home. Here's where the fun starts, I fell asleep watching T.V. and woke up around 12:30 with stomach pains. These pains kept me up until about 3 when I finally threw up, and started shitting my brains out for the entire day. The worst part about the whole situation is that I paid to get like this. What a bunch of shit (literally). Has anyone else had this happen?

[mdr55]

Yeah, after I eat White Castle or Taco Bell.

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[FUNKMAN]

we went to Salem, Mass and i got sick from i believe a bowl of clam chowder... it was a major stomach workout for about 12 hours. afterwards it felt like i did 6 thousand situps...

might be a good idea for an exercise program

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[reeshy]

Food poisoning usually takes 24 to 48 hours!!!!

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[FUNKMAN]

you calling me a liar?

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[reeshy]

Just a medical opinion...they did let me do the Brain autopsy on Kennedy , you know!!!!!!

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[cheezeemee]

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[FUNKMAN]

i'm just fuckin around reesh... i'm assuming it was food poison and it seemed like it was around 12 hours... kind've killed what was a 3 day trip although Salem was cool, i love that Witch stuff

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[Lumber]

Back in the early 90`s I was out on a date when the waiter brought us out our meals & had a heart attack right across our table. My date was flippin` out!

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[reeshy]

Funky, I was teasing too.except for the part about the Kennedy autopsy!!!!!!

And njlumberdude......was she that ugly?????

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[reeshy]

NJlumberdude...where you be, boy?????????...I missed you so much..........BTW, love your website!!!!

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[pitbull#1]

Wow Reeshy,

You were only 11 when you performed the Kennedy autopsy. Doogie Howser are we?

[Katylina]

I think you have a virus that I gave you actually. My student and his entire family had it this past weekend. I had it last Friday, although I thought it was my ovaries acting up.

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[pitbull#1]

well that is certianly an unusual parting gift,lol :gasp:

[Katylina]

Haha I gave you a virus.

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[ADF]

Maybe you shouldn't have ordered the spoiled liver smoothie.

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[FUNKMAN]

although I thought it was my ovaries acting up


that's what i was saying, i had some bad clam...

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[FMJeff]

red lobster is a garbage seafood restaurant...i would try a local, non-chain seafood restaurant if you want good lobster...they usually care more about service and quality of thier seafood...

i recommend Lobster Shanty on Route 3...

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[Lumber]

red lobster is a garbage seafood restaurant...i would try a local, non-chain seafood restaurant if you want good lobster...they usually care more about service and quality of thier seafood...

i recommend Lobster Shanty on Route 3...

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This message was edited by njlumberdude on 9-14-04 @ 3:48 AM

[Lumber]

#1...Whities don`t normaly go to Red Lobster...Yamboes do...

#2 Refer to last post...

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[sr71blackbird]

Two times at the same resturant (that normally serves excellent food) my brother and I had an experience. First was while we were waiting for our food to come, we hear this loud crash of glass breaking in the kitchen area, and later on when our food came, found 2 large shards of glass mixed in our pasta. Another time I "accidentally" insulted the resturant owner. Unknown to me, he also owned another resturant in a different town (named Piazza)and while we were waiting in line to be seated, he was talking to us about the resturant and if we ever went there. I said that I had and that I wouldnt go there again. He asked why and I said "because it stinks". He turned red faced and stormed off and the waitress who overheard whispers "Hes the owner!!" and I was like...oh shit!
She seated us right after that and we ordered our food and I kept noticing the owner walking back and forth into the kitchen and I started thinking it was like a Seinfeld episode. We ate the food and kept thinking he might have "done something" and while it may have been just nerves from that possibility, we both did end up pissing out of our asses for the next day

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[angrymissy]

the place I got the sickest from was Tavern on the Green, no joke. I got prime rib and potatoes and was running for the bathroom about 4 hours later.

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[Reephdweller]

Just a medical opinion...they did let me do the Brain autopsy on Kennedy , you know!!!!!!


So did I!

My report determined his death to be the result of a gunshot wound to the head.

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[SilentSpic]

I had sex at Taco Bell in the womens bathroom with my daughter's mother. Looking back... it's definitely my worst experience.

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[Tall_James]

I had sex at Taco Bell in the womens bathroom with my daughter's mother.

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[DarkHippie]

Whities don`t normaly go to Red Lobster...Yamboes do...
And then they get the booty. The Red Lobster on RT 59 in Nanuet has a motel literally right next door. lobster=clam

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[Hoojibs]

Whities don`t normaly go to Red Lobster...Yamboes do...
And then they get the booty. The Red Lobster on RT 59 in Nanuet has a motel literally right next door. lobster=clam


Every Red Lobster I have seen has a motel/hotel in walking distance from it.


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[reeshy]

with my daughter's mother


You're supposed to say "Wif ma baby's momma!!"

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[Doctor Manhattan]

Last night Katalyina and I went to Red Lobster for dinner


First mistake.

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[ag]

Haha I gave you a virus.
The Katylina virus, good job.

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[Katylina]

First mistake.



Oh thems be fighting words.

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[FUNKMAN]

my worst experience eating out was with this italian girl...

i forgot to bring a toothpick

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[Doctor Manhattan]

First mistake.

Oh thems be fighting words.

That was directed at Red Lobster, not you.

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