I really hate Oprah

[SatCam]

I watched the season premiere of Oprah and she did the unthinkable. I've seen her give away appliances, gift certificates and designer clothing, but never in my life have I seen anyone give away a whole fucking lot of cars to an audience.

Now, let's focus on the real crime here... I watch Oprah!!!

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[furie]

I watched the season premiere of Oprah


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I never thought something like this would ever be said to you but...

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[AppleBoy]

There was a report on CNBC about this today. They said that GM furnished the cars so it's not like it cost Oprah anything, as one would initially think.

Oh, and...

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[Furtherman]

Turn the TV off. Step away from the TV. That's it... nice and easy...

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[furie]

HBox, that's the best one yet!


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[JohnnyCash]

You are so gay. Dont watch Oprah. Ever.

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This message was edited by JohnnyCash on 9-14-04 @ 12:00 AM

[JPMNICK]

sucks for those people who now have to pay all that tax!

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[Doctor Manhattan]

sucks for those people who now have to pay all that tax!

The audience screamed, cried and hugged each other -- then followed Winfrey out to the parking lot of her Harpo Studios to see their Pontiacs, all decorated with giant red bows.

The cars, which retail for $28,000, were donated by Pontiac.

She added that Pontiac will pay for the taxes and the customizing of the cars. (http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/TV/09/13/people.oprahs.surprise.ap/index.html)

This is from CNN where Hetro's find out what happens on Oprah's show.

I wonder if Oprah even paid for the Giant Red Bows.

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This message was edited by SKW on 9-14-04 @ 2:07 PM

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[FUNKMAN]

yeah! how about the people who go to the show from now on. they're gonna feel like somebody owes them something...

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[Hottub]

Aren't you old enough to get an afterschool job now? Maybe get involved in sports? JO?
This oprah watching must stop NOW!! Come down to Jersey and mow my freakin' lawn. 10 bucks, and all the soda you can drink!

DON"T BE SO GAY!!


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This message was edited by Hottub on 9-14-04 @ 7:51 PM

[Def Dave in SC]

Yeah, well I bet every guy that was in the audience got a bunch of shit from their buddies,and now they have what seems to be a free car with no catch.

I'll tell you one thing, if I'm ever in Chicago, I am going to attend as many of the tapings as possible.

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[SatCam]

Dave, you should know that Oprah only allows gay guys in her audience!!

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[Furtherman]

A thread was started and died about this, but I would like to say that "EVERYBODY GETS A DONUT" bit is the funniest thing I've ever heard. I will be annoying people for days with that.

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[Doctor Manhattan]

A thread was started and died about this, but I would like to say that "EVERYBODY GETS A DONUT" bit is the funniest thing I've ever heard. I will be annoying people for days with that.

It somehow quickly brokedown into a fight (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/46/Topic/41318/page/EVERYBODY_GETS_A_DONUT.htm), Howard Dean was mentioned, people were called "dick" and "faggot"

The bit itself was hilarious, Throat Drops were required as a result.

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This message was edited by SKW on 9-16-04 @ 12:47 PM