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Teenweek
09-09-2004, 07:42 AM
Come on people, I can tell how everyone is excited for this show. Will he have the freinds theme or a new theme.
WindowSill
09-09-2004, 07:48 AM
Im going to watch it, especially since nothing else is on on Thursdays. It will probably have a different theme than Friends because...well, its Joey. Who knows, maybe it'll be good.
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09-09-2004, 07:49 AM
If it's not by Concrete Blonde, I'm not watching.
I'm lying... I'm not gonna watch anyway.
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GodsFavoriteMan
09-09-2004, 08:05 AM
Ooooh! I like that song, too! And what's this about Joey the TV Show? Didn't they kill him off in Friends? Maybe it was a dream. A very good dream. . .
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Tall_James
09-09-2004, 08:18 AM
Born in Red Hook Brooklyn in the year of who knows when
Opened up his eyes to the tune of an accordion
Always on the outside whatever side there was
When they asked him why it had to be that way "Well" he answered "just because".
Larry was the oldest Joey was next to last
They called Joe "Crazy" the baby they called "Kid Blast"
Some say they lived off gambling and running numbers too
It always seemed they got caught between the mob and the men in blue.
Joey, Joey
King of the streets child of clay
Joey, Joey
What made them want to come and blow you away.
There was talk they killed their rivals but the truth was far from that
No one ever knew for sure where they were really at
When they tried to strangle Larry, Joey almost hit the roof
He went out that night to seek revenge thinking he was bulletproof.
The war broke out at the break of dawn it emptied out the streets
Joey and his brothers suffered terrible defeats
Till they ventured out behind the lines and took five prisoners
They stashed them away in a basement called them amateurs.
The hostages were trembling when they heard a man exclaim
"Let's blow this place to kingdom come let Con Edison take the blame"
But Joey stepped up, and he raised his hand and said, "We're not those kind of men
It's peace and quiet that we need to go back to work again".
Joey, Joey
King of the streets child of clay
Joey, Joey
What made them want to come and blow you away.
The police department hounded him, they called him Mr. Smith
They got him on conspiracy, they were never sure who with
"What time is it" said the judge to Joey when they met
"Five to ten" said Joey. The judge says, "That's exactly what you get".
He did ten years in Attica, reading Nietzche and Wilhelm Reich
They threw him in the hole one time for trying to stop a strike
His closest friends were black men 'cause they seemed to understand
What it's like to be in society with a shackle on your hand.
When they let him out in '71 he'd lost a little weight
But he dressed like Jimmy Cagney and I swear he did look great
He tried to find the way back into the life he left behind
To the boss he said, "I've returned and now I want what's mine".
Joey, Joey
King of the streets child of clay
Joey, Joey
What made them want to come and blow you away.
It was true that in his later years he would not carry a gun
"I'm around too many children", he'd say, "they should never know of one"
Yet he walked right into the clubhouse of his lifelong deadly foe
Emptied out his register, said, "Tell 'em it was Crazy Joe".
One day they blew him down in a clam bar in New York
He could see it coming through the doors as he lifted up his fork
He pushed the table over to protect his family
Then he staggered out into the streets of Little Italy.
Joey, Joey
King of the streets child of clay
Joey, Joey
What made them want to come and blow you away.
Sister Jacqueline and Carmela and mother Mary all did weep
I heard his best friend Frankie say, "He ain't dead he's just asleep"
Then I saw the old man's limousine head back towards the grave
I guess he had to say one last goodbye to the son that he could not save.
The sun turned cold over President Street and the town of the Brooklyn mourned
They said a mass in the old church near the house where he was born
And someday if God's in heaven overlooking his preserve
I know the men that shot him down will get what they deserve.
Joey, Joey
King of the streets child of clay
Joey, Joey
What made them want to come and blow you away.
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JPMNICK
09-09-2004, 08:20 AM
I would have checked it out, but the NFL season starts tonight, so i think that may win out
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Mike Teacher
09-09-2004, 08:21 AM
didnt concrete blonde have a hit with joey? jonette napalitano rocked.
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JohnnyCash
09-09-2004, 08:22 AM
This show is going to suck...
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GodsFavoriteMan
09-09-2004, 08:22 AM
I would have checked it out, but the NFL season starts tonight, so i think that may win out
Oh hell yes. I hope both Indianapolis and Joey get their asses kicked.
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Teenweek
09-09-2004, 08:34 AM
I would have checked it out, but the NFL season starts tonight, so i think that may win out
Unless you want to watch the pregame show, the game starts at 9pm.
TheMojoPin
09-09-2004, 08:55 AM
Jesus.
If there's a shitty TV show to be found...Teenweek is there!
It's actually kind of impressive.
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reeshy
09-09-2004, 09:13 AM
Teenweek
I'll bet you steal that magazine from your own store!!!!
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Teenweek
09-09-2004, 10:14 AM
Jesus.
If there's a shitty TV show to be found...Teenweek is there!
It's actually kind of impressive.
Thank you. I'll take that as a compliment I guess. You know it will be the week's number 1 show.
Teenweek
09-09-2004, 10:15 AM
Teenweek
I'll bet you steal that magazine from your own store!!!!
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GodsFavoriteMan
09-09-2004, 10:18 AM
Thank you. I'll take that as a compliment I guess. You know it will be the week's number 1 show.
By this do you mean it will win number 1 ratings overall? Or simply in contrast to other TV shows? Because, you're wrong. The NFL is kicking off their first game of the season, and the Patriots are the defending champs. I'm going to hedge my bets that that will be the top rated "show" of the week.
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reeshy
09-09-2004, 10:56 AM
No I have a feeling that Teenweek is right..I think this show will be the downfall of professional football and the Democratic way of life!!!!!
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GodsFavoriteMan
09-09-2004, 10:59 AM
My God, it's uncanny. Adolf Hitler looks a lot like that idiot who plays Joey.
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reeshy
09-09-2004, 11:05 AM
My God, it's uncanny. Adolf Hitler looks a lot like that idiot who plays Joey.
That's not Adolph Hitler
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GodsFavoriteMan
09-09-2004, 11:11 AM
Charlie Chaplan, I get the two confused sometimes. It's uh. . . an eye thing.
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TheGameHHH
09-09-2004, 01:50 PM
I'm watching the Pats tonight, fuck Joey
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reeshy
09-09-2004, 02:14 PM
The name comes from O&A's greatest invention, even better than wow.
No it doesn't....there was a rag magazine in the 60's called Teenweek...my sister used to get it...
Charlie Chaplan, I get the two confused sometimes
And no again..it happens to be Karl Betz,,,my father -in-law(deceased)...he was a highly decorated sgt. major(or whatever they call it) in the Wermacht in WWII...watch what you say!!!
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GodsFavoriteMan
09-09-2004, 02:18 PM
Charlie Chaplan, I get the two confused sometimes
And no again..it happens to be Karl Betz,,,my father -in-law(deceased)...he was a highly decorated sgt. major(or whatever they call it) in the Wermacht in WWII...watch what you say!!!
Well, damn, I just totally suck now.
Edit: My foot totally tastes like ass.
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SatCam
09-09-2004, 02:31 PM
I'm going to tape Joey and whipe my ass with the tape.
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WindowSill
09-09-2004, 04:34 PM
It had a couple of moments but overall it was pretty crappy....
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Reephdweller
09-10-2004, 05:08 AM
It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. Which isn't to say that it was a great episode, just not as bad as I thought. Though whoever the woman is who plays his agent, is absolutely awful. Completely over the top.
Though I did laugh a couple've times.
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Tall_James
09-10-2004, 05:27 AM
I'm going to tape Joey and whipe my ass with the tape.
Thanks SatCam for making me laugh out loud like a retard at that.
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Teenweek
09-10-2004, 06:08 AM
Thank you. I'll take that as a compliment I guess. You know it will be the week's number 1 show.
By this do you mean it will win number 1 ratings overall? Or simply in contrast to other TV shows? Because, you're wrong. The NFL is kicking off their first game of the season, and the Patriots are the defending champs. I'm going to hedge my bets that that will be the top rated "show" of the week.
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NBC 'JOEY' 24 SHARE -- TOPS NIGHT... ABC FOOTBALL 20 SHARE... NBC'S TRUMP 'APPRENTICE' 19 SHARE... DEVELOPING...
JPMNICK
09-10-2004, 06:38 AM
Damn, Joey beat football opening night. I wonder if this Joey show is going to be a hit. The premise seems to be good, but the writing was a little shotty, and some of the jokes were forced. his "sister" is hot. there is way more adult humor in this show than friends. def. for an older audience.
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AngelAmy
09-10-2004, 06:52 AM
i laughed at a few things which i was surprised about, didnt think it would be all that great....i still dont think the show will go anywhere though.
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Jennitalia
09-10-2004, 02:05 PM
it wasnt awful. i didnt think it was that bad. we'll see how it goes.
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fiestygal
09-10-2004, 08:00 PM
pretty good! but not FRIENDS
but it isnt fair to compare it to FRIENDS
the blonde chick in it needs to go- no purpose for her- i think it would work great with just the 3 actors
i cant believe they put drea de matteo as a MOM... funny back story though
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JPMNICK
09-10-2004, 08:10 PM
yea i was kind of shocked she was a mom too. she looked hot though
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SilentSpic
09-13-2004, 07:21 AM
I am embarrassed and ashamed to say that I liked the show.
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