Warning: These video's kick ass. Literally

[Iamnotatool]

Quite possibly the greateszt collection of real live fights, not UFC shit, not wrasslin, both which I love.

I'm talking schoolyards, backyards, bareknuckles.


Have a look


right fucking HERE! (http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=24711)

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[Hoojibs]

How many of you skipped right to the chick fights?


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[ChickenHawk]

The terrible video quality has made these videos unwatchable. I gave it 5 minutes and gave up. Maybe I'm just a video nerd.

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[Iamnotatool]

Hawk, not all the video's are the same bad quality. Sorry the fights weren't staged with good lighting and all that nonsense.

But then again, that would ruin the reality of the fights.

I rescind my apology.

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[ChickenHawk]

The video quality has nothing to do with whether or not the locations of the fights were good. Some were badly lit, which is perfectly understandable. It's a fight in the dark. They can't bring out lighting units on the spot. But my complaint was with the actual quality of the video. When these kids taped this stuff on their camcorders, I'm sure it looked fine. But whoever encoded them doesn't know jack shit about compressing video. The first sign of this is the fact that they are Windows Media files.

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[SatCam]

I think CH would prefer a Quicktime file :p

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[Iamnotatool]

CH, Perhaps a "Thanks, Tool" would have been enough.

When something is given to you for free, either shut the fuck up and enjoy it, or shut the fuck up and don't enjoy it. Either way, kindly shut the fuck up. Some of us are enjoying the free videos.


Perhaps I'll have more, perhaps better, stuff in the future, but due to your negativity, perhaps I'd choose not to post it.

I'd still post it, but perhaps....



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[McNabbShouldDie]

I watched a good amount of those but 'Fat Lady Beatdown' was BY FAR the best and the funniest.

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[Iamnotatool]

Yes, she fucked that poor bastard up. He looked like he had it coming.

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[Iamnotatool]

The Polish guys beating another guy up is pretty pathetic, but the kicks that guy is delivering to the pussy's skull are vicious. And quite accurate.

Foot hit head, head hit window of store. Repeat.

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[McNabbShouldDie]

The 2 big black guys fighting bareknuckles is pretty nasty when you see what the one guy did to the other. Brutal.

And I take back my previous post, Asian prep school thugs=funniest!!

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[reeshy]

You know...I know alot of you watching these vidoes think they're funny...I spent many years as a cop on NYPD...I was involved in fights like were shown on these videos..I have no sense of humour when it comes to this kind of violence..I lost a few teeth and suffered a few broken bones fighting in the street...But I almost always won!!!!

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[Iamnotatool]

Reeshy, I'm with ya. Most of these fights make me sick to my stomach, but I can't turn em off.

It's like when someone pukes, and someone else tells you not to look, you look anyway, then you realize why you shouldn't have looked. Or something.




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[reeshy]

Tool,
I know what you mean.....it's like seeing an accident on the BQE...everybody rubbernecks....I always stop when I see an auto accident...call it instinct or training...I'll always try to help..My dead wife used to always get mad at me for trying to help....but afterwards,,...she would always give be a big kiss and call me her "hero"!!!!!...go figure!!!!

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[blakjeezis]

Man, girls are fucking mean.

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[Iamnotatool]

Reeshy, you're my hero too!

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[DESERTEAGLE.50]

watcht 'em

pretty bah-roo-tal budday

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[Iamnotatool]

Thanks for the feedback Desert.


If y'all like this shit, lemme know. I can find some more good stuff, just not sure it's wanted round here.

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[reeshy]

Yea..find them, Tool....I watch 'em anyway!!!!!!

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[FMJeff]

chick fighting = hot

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[Iamnotatool]

Unless they are big, fat, large chicks. Noone likes big, fat, large chicks.

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[FUNKMAN]

I have no sense of humour when it comes to this kind of violence


Not to be a wet blanket but i feel the same way... these are different from watching 'amateur boxing matches' where people are throwing haymakers and falling down, those guys have headgear and gloves and it's pretty funny. But these guys and gals in the videos are getting seriously hurt.

Eventually they'll learn that beating people up or getting beat up will land you in the hospital, jail, or cemetary...


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[SatCam]

Anything where people are throwing punches and blood is everywhere while people cheer on is just sick. However those silly teen fights and large brawls are just funny.

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[monsterone]

japanese prep school was pretty gay. didn't these people invent karate?


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the black guy fight was pretty good.

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[cheezeemee]

Great vids tool
I liked the 30,000 Bees Vs 30 Hornets the best

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[Iamnotatool]

The "sucker punch" tape just makes you want to shoot that fuckin douche bag. Like he couldn't have kicked that little white boys ass head to head?

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[monsterone]

ok, 10 viruses, but nothing malicious.



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[Iamnotatool]

Hey man, I can't help it if you get sick.

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[monsterone]

man, they sould tatoo warning labels on hookers...

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[Iamnotatool]

Excuse me, we prefer to be called prostitutes.

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[cumbiero_81]

alright! i got something to watch during lunch hour!
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[Tall_James]

Thanks Tool! I'm digging these.

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[Furtherman]

Catfight! (http://www.supraspeed.com/bdrive/pages/grlfight.wmv)

You fight like a girl.

Edit: Link fixed. Foole?

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[Iamnotatool]

I may fight like a girl, but you link like a foole.

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[jafter]

I hate seeing punks like this. I wish they would all just kill each other so the rest of us don't have to deal with them.

To bad the police dont get these videos and lock all of these assholes up. They are a waste on society and that type of animalism is why this country is becoming a third world nation.

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[Yerdaddy]

I find myself always rooting against the shirtless guys, but for the shirtless girls. Why is that?

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