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FMJeff
09-07-2004, 11:37 AM
the greatest nerd video ever (http://www.dc101.com/videos/shmoo6.mpg )

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It made my heart sing.

blakjeezis
09-07-2004, 11:39 AM
Wow. I wish I could do that stuff, maybe I'd get some ass.

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FMJeff
09-07-2004, 11:43 AM
heres another one (http://ruthlessreviews.com/vids/nerds1.wmv)

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It made my heart sing.

Furtherman
09-07-2004, 11:54 AM
In the land of Nerdom, fear the woods.


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McNabbShouldDie
09-07-2004, 12:07 PM
Hahahahahahahaha! The first one was too freakin' funny.

LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!

Hahaha, great find Jeff.

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Hoojibs
09-07-2004, 12:09 PM
Too many jokes going through my head at once.

"Mom can you bring down some funjions and mountain dew."

"How about instead of this we play let's kiss an actual girl"

"Geez, I don't know why I get beat up in school"

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FMJeff
09-07-2004, 12:13 PM
Too many jokes going through my head at once.

"Mom can you bring down some funjions and mountain dew."

"How about instead of this we play let's kiss an actual girl"

"Geez, I don't know why I get beat up in school"

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i hope you don't intend to use any of these....

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reeshy
09-07-2004, 12:21 PM
Where th fuck did you get that video of my Police Academy reunion??????????

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mothershucker
09-07-2004, 12:26 PM
It is sad enough that these tards waste there time, uh , uh, uh, doing whatever it is they are doing in these videos, but that they record this on video to save for, uh, uh, whatever reason is rediculous.

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker

TastelessGinny
09-07-2004, 12:27 PM
Those videos SCREAM "I am a virgin!"

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JPMNICK
09-07-2004, 12:28 PM
blakjeezis is making these video's in his back yard, but it is cooler because it is Harry Potter

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JohnnyCash
09-07-2004, 12:50 PM
Who brought the cool kids?

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Hoojibs
09-07-2004, 12:58 PM
i hope you don't intend to use any of these....


I guess not anymore. Should I say the proverbial expression, I stink?

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SatCam
09-07-2004, 01:04 PM
Since when were lightning bolts tennis balls?

Fucking funny video. Great find Jeff.

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JesterOfSadness
09-07-2004, 01:06 PM
It was funny the first 6 times I saw it(The lightning bolt movie). Funny thing to see a "team-mate" pegging you in the head with rocks

the 2nd movie on the other hand, I actually thought was pretty good....but thats coming from a nerd himself

This message was edited by JesterOfSadness on 9-7-04 @ 5:24 PM

SatCam
09-07-2004, 01:24 PM
The other one was pretty hillarious too. When the short fat guy came running up to the big guy, and the big guy knocked him down with his big axe, I laughed my ass off.

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Fallon
09-07-2004, 01:24 PM
I could watch that all day. I wish their was an extended version.

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ADF
09-07-2004, 03:15 PM
Orcs and dorks.

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blakjeezis
09-07-2004, 03:24 PM
Ther first thing that went through my mind: "Geez, what level must that mage be to cast all those lightning bolts? He threw like 7 or 8 of those bastards, and I mean that's a third level spell! He's gotta be up there. *consults Players Handbook* He's gotta be like 25th - 26th level. Shit, I wouldn't wanna fuck with him."

Sad or not? You decide.

Plus, you gotta admit, on the second video that Beholder was kinda cool.

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HBox
09-07-2004, 03:35 PM
Nerd video of a different sort. (http://poststuff2.entensity.net/090704/media.php?media=dork.wmv)

Not safe for work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry!

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JesterOfSadness
09-07-2004, 03:39 PM
Plus, you gotta admit, on the second video that Beholder was kinda cool.



Yeah i thought so too, nice addition with the lights,etc

SatCam
09-07-2004, 03:45 PM
Nerd video of a different sort. (http://poststuff2.entensity.net/090704/media.php?media=dork.wmv)

ads may not be safe for work

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PanterA
09-07-2004, 03:45 PM
I didnt know someone was filming the RF.Net softball game!

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SatCam
09-07-2004, 03:46 PM
Hahaha... that video is FUNNY.

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furie
09-07-2004, 03:56 PM
When AD&D goes too far...


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blakjeezis
09-07-2004, 05:28 PM
blakjeezis is making these video's in his back yard, but it is cooler because it is Harry Potter

Yeah, so?

And it is cooler, thank you very much. Not just because it's Harry Potter, but because I do it all on my own.

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JPMNICK
09-07-2004, 05:29 PM
you are the prettiest hermoine i have ever seen

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blakjeezis
09-07-2004, 05:34 PM
You're only saying that because I have bigger boobs than Emma Watson.


It's funny 'coz it's true.

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monsterone
09-07-2004, 05:41 PM
sure, make fun. but i don't see any of you being a 7th level master elf-wizard.

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blakjeezis
09-07-2004, 05:44 PM
Next event, I'll bring my books of characters. Then you'll see more than that, my friend.

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DESERTEAGLE.50
09-07-2004, 06:02 PM
To all 3 videos I must post a visual in lieu of typing the actual words out loud:

































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FINGA FONGA FINGA FONGA MOTHER FAH
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monsterone
09-07-2004, 06:08 PM
isn't jeff having a d&d style wedding? i hear the priest will actually be a dungeon master

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jeffdwright2001
09-08-2004, 02:53 AM
isn't jeff having a d&d style wedding? i hear the priest will actually be a dungeon master


That must've been where I went wrong. In my first marriage it was my wife that was the dungeon master.

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Justice4all
09-08-2004, 06:39 AM
God help us when people actually invent light sabers and blaster pistols.

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JesterOfSadness
09-08-2004, 08:31 AM
well theres always star wars kid

JesterOfSadness
09-08-2004, 10:13 AM
I might add that, if the music changed from slipknot and I think Static -X and pushed it with some Dimmu Borgir, Dragonlord and maybe some Witchery, I prolly would have taken it more seriously

cheezeemee
09-08-2004, 02:50 PM
this video is funny
sissies (http://2gunzup.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Sections&file=index&req=viewarticle&artid=130&page=1)

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JesterOfSadness
09-08-2004, 03:03 PM
those kids are tools. Its either they are playing doom3 or they discovered tentacle hentai porn

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Yerdaddy
09-08-2004, 03:23 PM
You've obviously never seen Mikeyboy on Remote Control. It's like Harry Potter translated into Klingon.

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JPMNICK
09-08-2004, 03:39 PM
was he playing vs. black earl?

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Yerdaddy
09-08-2004, 04:16 PM
they had black people on that show?

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grlNIN
09-08-2004, 04:18 PM
oh my god

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