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monsterone
09-04-2004, 10:22 PM
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sure i'm going and maybe it's the promoters who came up with the name, but to quote mojo:

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and where's otto & george or gorilla boy? that would be a bomb bill.

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Mike Teacher
09-05-2004, 03:31 AM
Sweet. You might wanna hold off and see if they're swinging around any closer; for me the Stress Factory in New Brunswick is good; hell Manhattan rocks too; Albany is kind of a hike, but thats a good road trip.

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And dude, I want your computer. How do you rip articles out of papers and get them on the computer screen. I want!

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And I just checked ticketmaster and thats the only show on the site. Either they come closer, or it's a mission from God.
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Hey look at The 'Pit Bull of Comedy' it looks like Slayton doesnt have a Mic, and is pointing and giving the Rest Stop universal sign for: 'Yes You. I'll suck you real good kid, just step into the stall, and into this grocery bag.'



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TheMojoPin
09-05-2004, 06:35 AM
God, I HATE Slayton.

How can one man make a career by just being a foulmouthed Joey Bishop knockoff? HOW?!?

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JPMNICK
09-05-2004, 09:16 AM
for those who are a little closer to NYC, there is a show in NYC coming up. I got this from Jim Norton. It is hosted by O&A.


HAMMERSTEIN BALLROOM
HOSTED BY OPIE & ANTHONY
FEATURING JIM BREUER, MYSELF AND RICH VOS
NOVEMBER 13
THESE TICKETS ARE ONLY ONSALE THROUGH COMEDY CENTRAL
THEY GO ONSALE TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC ON SEPT. 15th.
GO TO COMEDY CENTRAL'S SITE TO GET THE PASSWORD TO GET THEM NOW


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GodsFavoriteMan
09-05-2004, 09:23 AM
I'll catch them on their Bible Belt tour.

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Iamnotatool
09-05-2004, 10:34 AM
Monster, doesnt the date in that ad say August 27?

That passed bro. Stay off the weed. Give it to me

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Zipgun
09-05-2004, 11:03 AM
Monster, doesnt the date in that ad say August 27?


That's when tickets went on sale.

The overly huge FRIDAY OCTOBER 8 above that should have been a bit of a clue as to when the show was.

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monsterone
09-05-2004, 06:45 PM
you owe me a blunt tool, at the dodgeball game.



and mike you have no idea what a pain in the ass it is to have it posted. i have to lift it up everytime i want to read something on my monitor.



ps. i plan to heckle the fuck out of vos.

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JustJon
09-05-2004, 08:09 PM
ps. i plan to heckle the fuck out of vos.
It's been done. In fact, back in the OA.com days, we were half his audience for one show, so he literally changed his whole act to fuck with us. He brought out a board and marked old and new jokes. If he even looked like he was going to say anything we'd heard before, we yelled "OLD!" at him.

And the Palace is a nice theatre up there.

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