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iscream22
09-25-2001, 03:47 PM
I hate that damn "zoom zoom song" car commercial. SHIT! Now i got that song in my head. :(

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Kate Kean
09-25-2001, 04:00 PM
well, i hate most of the commercials..but u know which one i love?? i loved that car commerical the used that 'the cult' song

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Thunderlips
09-25-2001, 04:11 PM
There is a cheesy commercial for some kind of "super antenna" for your cell phone. It's basically a sticker that you put on the battery that allegedly increases the signal strength or some bs like that.

The best part is a "scientific demonstration" of how it improves reception in an elevator. The chick is holding a phone in each hand. She looks at the phone without the super antenna, and shakes her head and frowns because it doesn't work. But she looks at the other phone with the super antenna and smiles because it does work. It doesn't ring, she doesn't talk into it, she just shakes her head at the "bad" one and smiles at the good one. It boggles the mind.

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Se7en
09-25-2001, 04:19 PM
I hate the new car commercial with the people singing that Barenaked Ladies song, "One Week". Christ, that song is annoying enough, I don't need to hear a heap of bad karaoke versions of it as well.

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JustJon
09-25-2001, 05:15 PM
Thunder, do you buy that the really hot chick in that commercial is really some kind of doctor?

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Fallon
09-25-2001, 06:13 PM
I have cable and a remote, I don't watch many commercials.

But the one's you guys have mentioned do suck. The Will Ferrell jean commercial rules though.

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Pootertoot
09-25-2001, 09:09 PM
Car Commercials, as a general rule, always suck.

The only good thing about that "Zoom Zoom" commercial is that one of its previous incarnations had a Drew Carey-looking little kid whisper "Zoom Zoom" at the camera, and he just made you want to bend him over and rail him while you make him pray the rosary through his tears.

The one I hate currently, however, is the one with the song that goes "I'd just to like to thank you, even though I don't know who you are...you who let me change lanes while I was driving in my car...", with the plastic bag that flies in the car like it's fucking American Beauty. Grr..the song is worse than the commercial, but I hate the commercial as well.

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gone
09-25-2001, 09:25 PM
im kinda biased but i HATE that fucking dominos commercial where the guy gives the dominos driver a spoon. ahhh you know how many customers offer me a spoon now? its annoyin.

19yr old bisexual grrrl from jersey. booya

JustJon
09-25-2001, 09:35 PM
"I'd just to like to thank you, even though I don't know who you are...you who let me change lanes while I was driving in my car...",
That's Geggy Tah. That's actually an awesome song. Check out the whole song. it rocks!

And ink, if you come to my house, I promise more than a spoon! ;)

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gone
09-25-2001, 10:08 PM
**almost chokes on her sports drink**

19yr old bisexual grrrl from jersey. booya

Gwen
09-26-2001, 04:40 AM
I love to hate that taco bell commercial where the guy is singing "Im just man,just a guy, just a dude and Im hungry...." I know all the f'n words and it always gets stuck in my head.
I also hate the commercials for "no credit! no problem!" and the carrot top at&t commercials and that f'n oxi-clean commercial with billy mays or whoever.

JJ and Poot- Thank you so much for mentioning that song. Me and my friends have been trying to figure it out for like a gagillion years.

Oh and is it just me or does anyone else like that commercial for the asian inspired sauces where the guy is sitting in work out clothes on top of a mountain of carrots at the grocery store? I love that one!

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JimBeam
09-26-2001, 06:21 AM
How did this thread get 11 replies deep without anybody mentioning David Arquette and those annoying AT&T commercials ??


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DreamWeaver
09-26-2001, 07:07 AM
the new car commercial with the people singing that Barenaked Ladies song, "One Week".
Worst commercial AND worst song EVER!

The Carrot Top comercials are worse than David Arquettes by a long shot

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Fallon
09-26-2001, 08:32 AM
The Carrot Top comercials are worse that David Arquettes by a long shot

Okay this is from Late Night with Conan O'Brien, the guest is Courtney Thorne Smith and she is promoting "Chairman of the Board" that stars Carrot Top. The previous guest Norm Macdonald is sitting next to her.

Courtney: Yes I'm in a new movie called "Chairman of the Board" with Carrot Top.

Norm: Carrot Top? I bet board is spelt B-O-R-E-D!!!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

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Se7en
09-26-2001, 06:02 PM
I love that Will Ferrell jeans commercial too. That's the picture I always get when Anthony does his Neil Diamond impression.

And I'm with you Dreamweaver. I mean, ATT had a D-grade (at best!) celebrity in David Arquette, but they dump him for Carrot Top??? Who would have thought they'd actually go further down the Hollywood scale than Mr. Courtney Cox?

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CruelCircus
09-28-2001, 01:35 AM
I can not stand the one for the drug company (I think it's Pfizer) that says things like "We're working on a cure for your father's Alzheimer's, your sister's diabetes, your mother's cancer..."
I'm just staring at it screaming "My father does NOT have Alzheimer's! And Jesus Christ thanks for suggesting it!!" I just can't imagine those words being anything but offensive to anyone. If your dad really had it, would you be comforted by this?


worst song EVER!
Now admittedly, I'm a BNL fan, but exaggerate much?! We could start a thread hundreds of posts long called "Songs Worse than 'One Week'."
Let's start with "E-Mail My Heart" by Britney Spears.


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DreamWeaver
09-28-2001, 05:59 AM
Exaggerate much, you ask?? No not really....
Chickity China the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic
Like Sting I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy


oh wait..maybe you're right..Those lyrics are just so profound.....

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IkeaBoy
09-28-2001, 09:38 AM
Any commercial created by truth.com JAckasses.

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JustJon
09-28-2001, 09:39 AM
Gwenny, it's Thank You by
Geggy Tah. It's a real funky
song that is much cooler
than the small snippet in
the commercial.

And Carrottop - who the fuck
thought he would make a
good spokesman? No one
has ever liked him or found
him funny.


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Fallon
09-28-2001, 11:29 AM
Any commercial created by truth.com JAckasses.

So you're saying you can't handle the truth?

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Pootertoot
09-28-2001, 08:59 PM
I, admittedly, owned that album and liked that BNL song at one time in my life. Around that same time I wore poodleskirts and fishnet stockings and called myself Brenda. But then I got the previous album by them and realized their music for what it is: Soundtrack to Flaming Homosexuality. So I moved on.

However, the song in that commercial is not as bad as the people singing it. The guy in the front passenger seat, who's WAY to into singing the song, needs to be dragged behind a truck over a gravel parkinglot, face first.

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