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Green Lantern
08-30-2004, 04:37 PM
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Any guy the runs around in a fur thong has to be a little gay
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Katylina
08-30-2004, 04:40 PM
He's not even packing. I bet he banged his sister, She-Ra, though.
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08-30-2004, 04:45 PM
Id hit it
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Hottub
08-30-2004, 04:59 PM
Id hit it
I am really hoping you are referring to She-Ra, although Skeletor is kind of cute...
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furie
08-30-2004, 05:02 PM
Any guy the runs around in a fur thong has to be a little gay
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FUNKMAN
08-30-2004, 05:30 PM
He-Man? i thought that was Martina Navratilova
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mothershucker
08-30-2004, 05:32 PM
Yes.
I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker
JustJon
08-30-2004, 05:44 PM
He's the homogay. And on 'roids, which explains the shrinkage down there.
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08-30-2004, 05:53 PM
And to think that my son had all the He-Man figures when he was a kid.....shudder!!!!!!
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mdr55
08-30-2004, 07:12 PM
So that's why when He-Man was Prince Adam his costume had a pink color scheme. No wonder he always ran away from Teela or never told the sorceress can he hit it. It all makes sense now.
monsterone
08-30-2004, 07:59 PM
<b>Was</b> He-Man gay?
was, but it was only a college thing.
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08-30-2004, 08:16 PM
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Green Lantern
09-01-2004, 08:21 AM
Here are some of He-man's "life partners"
Ram-Man
http://castlegrayskull.org/cgi-bin/getpicture?Image=hmfigures/Ramman.jpg
Heroic human battering ram!
Fisto
http://castlegrayskull.org/cgi-bin/getpicture?Image=hmfigures/Fisto.jpg
Heroic hand-to-hand fighter.
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jeffdwright2001
09-01-2004, 08:23 AM
Here are some of He-man's "life partners"
Ram-Man
http://castlegrayskull.org/cgi-bin/getpicture?Image=hmfigures/Ramman.jpg
Heroic human battering ram!
Fisto
http://castlegrayskull.org/cgi-bin/getpicture?Image=hmfigures/Fisto.jpg
Heroic hand-to-hand fighter.
More X rated heros?
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SpicyMcHaggis
09-01-2004, 10:06 AM
X-Rated? I'm just getting red x's.
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GodsFavoriteMan
09-01-2004, 10:13 AM
Absolutely not. Like Seanbaby said he was a "festive man." Maybe a little fruity, but definitely not gay. You may bring up that Man At Arms was his life partner, but that's not so. Man At Arms divorced the Sorceress not for He-Cock but rather for the loving arms of Orko. He Man, if anything, was banging Battlecat.
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Freakshow
09-01-2004, 10:27 AM
No, no, no.
He-Man was on the drugs. That's why he drove around in the van with his hippie friends, seeing ghosts and whatnot.
And He-Man Snacks were hash brownies, that's why he went crazy when he ate them.
Duh.
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09-07-2004, 07:10 AM
He man was pathetic.
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Mike Teacher
09-07-2004, 07:15 AM
c'mon its easy to see at a glance; that ripped of a body with that tiny of a package?
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09-07-2004, 12:35 PM
Orko drinks jiz!
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JPMNICK
09-07-2004, 07:44 PM
Why is it that everytime some one brings up an 80's cartoon, they think the charector is either gay, or the show was just full of hidden drug refrences
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monsterone
09-07-2004, 07:47 PM
Orko drinks jiz!
IT'S A PROTEIN DRINK!!!!
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FUNKMAN
09-07-2004, 07:54 PM
Was He-Man gay?
we had a trannie living up the block who we called 'manwoman'... she/he was about 6'8, and always talked like she had a bad soar throat
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09-08-2004, 04:04 PM
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SpicyMcHaggis
09-16-2004, 03:18 PM
Was He-Man gay?
How bout I answer your question with another:
Can you make the birds stop flying?
Can you not feel the warmth of the sun?
Can you look at a river and say, "Hey, stop flowing."
NO!
Such is the He-Man.
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Hottub
09-16-2004, 04:31 PM
so it's no, nay, never...
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SpicyMcHaggis
09-17-2004, 09:07 AM
No nay never no more...
"And I never will play the Wild Rover no more."
earthseawitch
09-17-2004, 10:16 AM
Was He-Man gay?
How bout I answer your question with another:
Can you make the birds stop flying?
Can you not feel the warmth of the sun?
Can you look at a river and say, "Hey, stop flowing."
NO!
Such is the He-Man.
It's like asking if She-Ra was a lesbian......Nobody answer that!!!!
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09-17-2004, 10:20 AM
She-Ra likes it with the lights on!
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Tall_James
09-17-2004, 10:21 AM
we had a trannie living up the block who we called 'manwoman'... she/he was about 6'8, and always talked like she had a bad soar throat
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fiestygal
09-17-2004, 11:07 AM
it disturbs me a little that men are looking at He-Man's package so closely....
HE -MAN IS NOT A HOMOSEXUAL!
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SpicyMcHaggis
09-17-2004, 04:22 PM
He-Man just felt a special kind of love that no one can take away from him, no matter what over zealous Christians say.
"And I never will play the Wild Rover no more."
DarkHippie
09-17-2004, 05:02 PM
There was just a sighting of He-man and Man-at-Arms sharing a corn dog in Provincetown
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09-17-2004, 05:04 PM
Can I point something out? He-man had a green tiger like Segfleid and Roy http://www.he-man.org/primary_sects/toys/images/collector_guides/motu_class/creature_shots/battlecat_01.jpg
And he hangs around his life parters Fisto http://www.he-man.org/primary_sects/toys/images/collector_guides/motu_class/fig_shots/fisto_f.jpg
and Ram-manhttp://www.oafe.net/poe/art/moturam3.jpg
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earthseawitch
09-17-2004, 05:42 PM
it disturbs me a little that men are looking at He-Man's package so closely....
Bothers me a bit too.....Maybe being gay is inate in all men to some degree.....
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fiestygal
09-17-2004, 07:39 PM
but from that picture He- Man, although he isnt the gay, does look like he TUCKS his winkie
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09-18-2004, 09:10 AM
http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/televisao/artigos/he-man/5.jpg
Guess they like it rough, he-man so wants to put his "magic sword" into him.
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Donnielimes
09-18-2004, 09:23 AM
We've had this topic before and will again. To many gay people HE-MAN is GAY. and it don't make him a bad person!! But I don't think he's getting any more sex than Jessica Rabbit because they are both cartoons. And cartoons don't have sex!! (except for fritz the cat!!) ;p
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fiestygal
09-18-2004, 08:05 PM
Guess they like it rough,
it dont make you a bad person if you like it a lil KINK- KAY!
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SpicyMcHaggis
09-18-2004, 11:29 PM
Alright, alright, ALL-FUCKING-RIGHT!!!
He-Man was gay, you all need to secure you're masculenity and (cough) visit my website (cough) and...such.
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NewYorkDragons80
09-23-2004, 03:35 PM
People like to go back and make characters or even historical figures out to be gay. TE Lawrence, Ben Franklin, and even Sherlock Holmes have been victims of such revisionism
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09-23-2004, 03:36 PM
Thundarr knew how to get the chicks and that hot Ookla action:
Weak. Gobots, meet Thundarr. Thundarr, Gobots.
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MrPink
10-17-2004, 07:30 PM
he was a flaming homo
Big Jim
10-18-2004, 11:15 PM
I always thought He-Man was cuter when he was that strapping young blonde adam the prince.
Of course I was never one for muscles.
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rouge-goomba
12-05-2004, 07:41 AM
hmmm could be yeah
Dead_Head
12-05-2004, 09:22 AM
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Donnielimes
12-05-2004, 10:16 AM
For two years this debate has raged across the screens of ronfez.net and YES YES YES HE-MAN was Gay and is still Gay and will always be as gay as PEE-WEE HERMAN!!!!!
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Se7en
12-05-2004, 11:13 AM
This thread is absurd.
He-Man was unequivocally NOT gay.
However, Prince Adam couldn't get enough cock.
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Rich2547
12-08-2004, 04:50 AM
He-man was the Sponge Bob Square Pants of the 1980's. Sure he's gay and I'm not too sure about his little friend Orko either.
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12-08-2004, 11:03 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/tmimp67/gayheman.jpg
Jesus! A guy likes to play dress-up every now and then and he gets labeled. ;)
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12-26-2004, 08:24 AM
I was once at a abr and asked for his number. He gave me a fake. So he MUST BE STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!
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Bill From Yorktown
12-27-2004, 06:57 AM
link to ambiguously gay duo films (http://www.quicktimeflix.net/agd/)
- I think the server is down but go to the main page to see some other old school cartoons.
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12-28-2004, 04:35 AM
In the Gay Bar circuit, particularly at the Hell Fire Club, he was known alternately as "She-Man" & the "Human Ashtray." He starred in several amateur "Cleveland steamer" films in the early '90's as well as the Halloween porn classic, "It's the Great Blumpkin, Charlie Brown-eye!".
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