I've heard of talking behind someone's back

[jeffdwright2001]

But . . .

"LONDON (AP) - A German who had his lower jaw cut out because of cancer has enjoyed his first meal in nine years - a bratwurst sandwich - after surgeons grew a new jaw bone in his back muscle and transplanted it to his mouth in what experts call an "ambitious" experiment."

A mouthful of a story (http://apnews.excite.com/article/20040827/D84NI1NG0.html)

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"It is not best to use our morals weekdays, it gets them out of repair for Sunday." - Mark Twain 1898

Thanks to Reefy & M1 for my sigs!!

[TheMojoPin]

Best topic title EVER.

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1979 << I love my drug buddy... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Tall_James]

http://bioteach.ubc.ca/TeachingResources/Genetics/Mouse&Ear.jpg

Speak up..I can't hear you. You see my ear is currently being grown on a mouse's back.

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[kevcala]

I said,"Yes it's penis on my arm, and yes i'm happy to see you!"

http://www.ananova.com/images/news/penisarm410x239.jpg

Doctors have grown a new penis on a Russian boy's arm after he lost his old one in a bizarre accident.



http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_376025.html

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"I'll sit back bundled up, I'll sit back here and wait. I remember the past as wonderful though the pictures aren't that great." -atom and his package

Big Ass #22981

[Justice4all]

http://bioteach.ubc.ca/TeachingResources/Genetics/Mouse&Ear.jpg



Now THIS guy does not have worry about people talking behind HIS back...he can hear every word of it.


And I agree with Mojo...GREAT title for the thread.


http://www.ananova.com/images/news/penisarm410x239.jpg

Right now there is a porno director in Hollywood going "NOW I can make Edward Penishands 2 and save a bundle on special effects!"

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"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"

[golfcourseguy]

He eats steak now, but complains to his doctor that because he has no teeth he has to cut it into such small pieces that by the time he gets to the end of the steak, it's cold

it's because he's a uniter not a divider.

stem cells are flip flopers.

This message was edited by golfcourseguy on 8-27-04 @ 5:20 PM

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" and they ask me why I drink"
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Big ups to sex bomb baby Katylina (LHOOQ) for the sig!

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