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blakjeezis
08-25-2004, 01:06 PM
So, I was driving along the BQE today, and I glance over to my left and see that someone has put a political graffito on the roof of one of the buildings. It reads: CONservative GovernMENt!. It wasn't just scrawled either. It was done in like 4 different colors, very artistic, not just someone with a can of spray paint.

political viewpoint aside, I'm sure whoever did it thought they were being incredibly witty and clever, but c'mon that's really not even funny. It's actually pretty weak. If you're gonna take the time to hit up a rooftop wnd make it all nice looking, you gotta come up with something better than this awful pun.

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ChickenHawk
08-25-2004, 01:22 PM
That IS a pretty big stretch.

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canofsoup15
08-25-2004, 01:29 PM
CONservative GovernMENt!.


He should've went with

COnservative gOvernmenT

As in: Cooter.

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ChickenHawk
08-25-2004, 01:40 PM
How about...

COnservative goVERnment

as in... under COVER government... or, the government is COVERing up the truth!!!

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Furtherman
08-25-2004, 01:41 PM
CONservative GovernMENt


Or how about ConSERVativE GovernMENt.

IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!! IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!!!!!


or ConSERVativE GoVERNment.

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TheMojoPin
08-25-2004, 03:20 PM
I can make the word "vagina" out of "conservative government," therefore they are all PUSSIES!

I'm working on like 18 different levels here!

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Yerdaddy
08-25-2004, 03:43 PM
conSERVativE goVERnMENt

serve vermen? THAT'S NOT CHICKEN!!! EWWWWW!!!

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FollowThisLogic
08-25-2004, 06:36 PM
<b>CO</b>n<b>S</b>ervat<b>I</b>ve <b>G</b>over<b>N</b>ment

Holy crap! They want to get a car loan!

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Mike Teacher
08-25-2004, 07:48 PM
Well, its not the same, but you can generate Anagrams of words up to 12 letters long...

HERE (http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/)

put in 'Conservative' and you'll get a bazillion results, some might be weirdly accurate.

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Mike Teacher
08-25-2004, 07:53 PM
Conservative = CARVES VOTE IN


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East Side Dave
08-26-2004, 06:07 AM
conSErvative governMENt


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mikeyboy
08-26-2004, 06:15 AM
conserVAtive GovernMENt

My god! They're hermaphrodites!


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Tall_James
08-26-2004, 06:21 AM
conServAtiVE GoveRnmENT

They want us to buy not rent! It's all about the housing starts with them.

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Freakshow
08-26-2004, 06:35 AM
<b>C</b>ons<b>ER</b>va<b>T</b>ive Govern<b>ME</b>nt

See. Conservatives aren't evil. They just want some fresh breath.

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jeffdwright2001
08-26-2004, 06:39 AM
CONservative GOveRnmEnt

They really hate the guy don't they?

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mikeyboy
08-26-2004, 06:40 AM
consErvATive governMEnt


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East Side Dave
08-26-2004, 06:45 AM
consERVItive goverNment


The real man who holds the strings----Magic Johnson!!

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jeffdwright2001
08-26-2004, 06:49 AM
cONsErvaTIve governmenT

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SatCam
08-26-2004, 04:33 PM
CONSERVATIVE GOVERNMENT

I foiled it!

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reeshy
08-27-2004, 12:16 AM
conSERVEative govern[b]ME

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SatCam
08-27-2004, 12:45 AM
conservative governments

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reeshy
08-27-2004, 12:53 AM
gomts?

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SatCam
08-27-2004, 01:07 AM
go mets!

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reeshy
08-27-2004, 01:18 AM
Shit, i'm going blind!!!!!!

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golfcourseguy
08-27-2004, 01:07 PM
I don't think the administration demonstrates very many fiscal, ecological or constitutional conservative values, best to hit them where it hurts

cONsErvaTive govERnMent

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This message was edited by golfcourseguy on 8-27-04 @ 5:07 PM

shamus mcfitzy
08-27-2004, 02:29 PM
COnserVative GovernmENt

WITCHES!!!!!!!!!