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Quinn
08-25-2004, 06:46 AM
As per the 8/19 show, I was reminded of some crazy state laws.

Here's my favorite:
West Virginia

It is illegal to send your children to school with their breath smelling like wild onions.





Some related sites:
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/7474/ohlaws.html

http://www.passapage.com/laws.html


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cumbiero_81
08-25-2004, 07:40 AM
New Jersey : It is illegal to run for governor while having male relationships with Isreali sailors..

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UnknownPD
08-25-2004, 08:57 AM
In New York it is illegal to diddle woman passed out in your car....
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08-25-2004, 03:54 PM
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JohnnyCash
08-25-2004, 04:10 PM
These are pretty funny.

In Province it is illegal to sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday.

In Arkansas a man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

Prostitutes in San Francisco are not obliged to make change for bills larger than $50.


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Heather 8
08-25-2004, 04:14 PM
Wisconsin:

You must manually flush all urinals in a building.

Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons. In fact, until very recently, butter substitutes were banned from being sold inthe state. People had to cross over to Michigan, Illinois, or Minnesota for the fake stuff.

In Connorsville, it's illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.

In St. Croix, women are not allowed to wear anything red in public.

It is illegal to cut a woman's hair.

It is illegal to kiss on a train.

Cheese making requires a cheese maker's license; Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker's license.

It is illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese.



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