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SatCam
08-23-2004, 04:46 PM
Okay, check this out:

The hurricane season starts during the summer and ends by the fall. It JUST SO HAPPENS that the season ends NEAR ELECTION DAY. Yes, that's right, I, SatCam, have foiled the biggest polical corruption in the history of American politics.

Date: August 1992, Hurricane Andrew strikes Florida with the most destructive hurricane the US has seen, according to NOAA.
Who wins the election? Bill Clinton, Democrat.

Democrats were also elected in 1932, 1940, 1944, 1960, 1964. Significant, why? From NOAA's thirty most deadliest hurricanes, nine took place in election years. Five of these years are listed above. Including Andrew, SIX out of nine deadly tornados took place during election years in which democrats were elected.

Back in '92, Bush Sr.'s funding towards Florida may have cost him the election, being accused of trying to sway the Florida vote. W. Bush recently visited Florida. This came with critisizm from Kerry, who chose to wait for cleaning efforts to finish up.

Oddly enough, only two of said six deadly hurricanes took place in Florida. Is Florida the storm factor?

Here's my take: Mother Nature has a Liberal bias. It's obvious. She comes in with the big hit in southern US and causes mayham just months before the election.

Date: August 2004, Hurricane Charle strikes Florida with one of the most destructive hurricanes since Andrew.
Can you predict the outcome?

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TheMojoPin
08-23-2004, 05:07 PM
Hmmmm.

Your rhetoric and sound bites intrigue me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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reeshy
08-23-2004, 05:10 PM
I, on the other hand, am scared shitless by your ramblings!!!!!

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Yerdaddy
08-23-2004, 05:20 PM
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<font size="4">BUSH BASHER!!!!!1!</font>

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Fuck it from behind.

HBox
08-23-2004, 05:31 PM
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FUNKMAN
08-23-2004, 05:33 PM
i see hurricanes aren't the only thing that blow hard...


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keithy_19
08-23-2004, 06:00 PM
SEE! This proves that conservatives are all about sunshine and blue skies!

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Yerdaddy
08-23-2004, 06:09 PM
In the howling wind comes a stinging rain
See it driving nails into souls on the tree of pain
]from the firefly, a red orange glow
See the face of fear running scared in the valley below

Bullet the blue sky
Bullet the blue sky
Bullet the blue
Bullet the blue

In the locust wind comes a rattle and hum
Jacob wrestled the angel and the angel was overcome
Plant a demon seed, you raise a flower of fire
See them burning crosses, see the flames, higher and higher

Bullet the blue sky
Bullet the blue sky
Bullet the blue
Bullet the blue

This guy comes up to me
His face red like a rose on a thorn bush
Like all the colors of a royal flush
And he's peeling off those dollar bills
Slapping them down
One hundred, two hundred
And I can see those fighter planes
And I can see those fighter planes
Across the mud huts where the children sleep
Through the alleys of a quiet city street
Take the staircase to the first floor
Turn the key and slowly unlock the door
As a man breathes into a saxophone
Through the walls we hear the city groan
Outside it's america
Outside it's america

Across the field you see the sky ripped open
See the rain come through the gaping wound
Pounding on the women and children who run into the arms of america

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Fuck it from behind.

FUNKMAN
08-23-2004, 06:16 PM
Oh, a storm is threat'ning
My very life today
If I don't get some shelter
Oh yeah, I'm gonna fade away

War, children, it's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
War, children, it's just a shot away
It's just a shot away

Ooh, see the fire is sweepin'
Our very street today
Burns like a red coal carpet
Mad bull lost its way

War, children, it's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
War, children, it's just a shot away
It's just a shot away

Rape, murder!
It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away

Rape, murder!
It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away

Rape, murder!
It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away

The floods is threat'ning
My very life today
Gimme, gimme shelter
Or I'm gonna fade away

War, children, it's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
I tell you love, sister, it's just a kiss away
It's just a kiss away
It's just a kiss away
It's just a kiss away
It's just a kiss away
Kiss away, kiss away



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theseatbelts
08-23-2004, 11:20 PM
I think this whole "Hurricane" thing is just a scam by the evil Bush administration to distract people from Iraq. We all know that severe storm systems had nothing to do with 9/11.

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canofsoup15
08-23-2004, 11:24 PM
Everywhere is freaks and hairies
Dykes and fairies, tell me where is sanity
Tax the rich, feed the poor
Till there are no rich no more

I'd love to change the world
But I don't know what to do
So I'll leave it up to you


Population keeps on breeding
Nation bleeding, still more feeding economy
Life is funny, skies are sunny
Bees make honey, who needs money, Monopoly


I'd love to change the world
But I don't know what to do
So I'll leave it up to you


World pollution, there's no solution
Institution, electrocution
Just black and white, rich or poor
Them and us, stop the war


I'd love to change the world
But I don't know what to do
So I'll leave it up to you

Alright, it doesn't really relate, but I love this song.

And he says "fairies."

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ChickenHawk
08-23-2004, 11:28 PM
Here's my take: Mother Nature has a Liberal bias.
I'M SOLD.

...When's the rally?

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silera
08-24-2004, 04:36 AM
Absolutely brilliant!

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Freakshow
08-24-2004, 06:15 AM
Once I thought I saw you
in a crowded hazy bar,
Dancing on the light
from star to star.
Far across the moonbeam
I know that's who you are,
I saw your brown eyes
turning once to fire.

You are like a hurricane
There's calm in your eye.
And I'm gettin' blown away
To somewhere safer
where the feeling stays.
I want to love you but
I'm getting blown away.

I am just a dreamer,
but you are just a dream,
You could have been
anyone to me.
Before that moment
you touched my lips
That perfect feeling
when time just slips
Away between us
on our foggy trip.

You are like a hurricane
There's calm in your eye.
And I'm gettin' blown away
To somewhere safer
where the feeling stays.
I want to love you but
I'm getting blown away.

You are just a dreamer,
and I am just a dream.
You could have been
anyone to me.
Before that moment
you touched my lips
That perfect feeling
when time just slips
Away between us
on our foggy trip.

You are like a hurricane
There's calm in your eye.
And I'm gettin' blown away
To somewhere safer
where the feeling stays.
I want to love you but
I'm getting blown away.





What?

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Furtherman
08-24-2004, 06:54 AM
Come all ye young fellows that follow the sea,
to my way haye, blow the man down,
And pray pay attention and listen to me,
Give me some time to blow the man down.

I'm a deep water sailor just in from Hong Kong,
to my way haye, blow the man down,
if you'll give me some grog, I'll sing you a song,
Give me some time to blow the man down.

'Twas on a Black Baller I first served my time,
to my way haye, blow the man down,
And on that Black Baller I wasted my prime,
Give me some time to blow the man down.

'Tis when a Black Baller's preparing for sea
to my way haye, blow the man down,
You'd split your sides laughing at the sights that you see.
Give me some time to blow the man down.

With the tinkers and tailors and soljers and all
to my way haye, blow the man down,
That ship for prime seaman on board a Black Ball.
Give me some time to blow the man down.

'Tis when a Black Baller is clear of the land,
to my way haye, blow the man down,
Our Boatswain then gives us the word of command
Give me some time to blow the man down.

"Lay aft," is the cry,"to the break of the Poop!
to my way haye, blow the man down,
Or I'll help you along with the toe of my boot!"
Give me some time to blow the man down.

'Tis larboard and starboard on the deck you will sprawl,
to my way haye, blow the man down,
For "Kicking Jack" Williams commands the Black Ball.
Give me some time to blow the man down.

Pay attention to order, now you one and all,
to my way haye, blow the man down,
For right there above you flies the Black Ball.
Give me some time to blow the man down!

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SatCam
08-24-2004, 10:32 AM
I think I should throw this the way of O'Reily. He'd kill for a conspiricy like this!!!

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