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Furtherman
08-23-2004, 11:38 AM
You know when you are standing in line, be it either at the airport, a bank, a bus stop, or a food joint - there is always something or somewhere on the other side of that line that people need to get to. They have to cross the line. Someone is getting the "excuse me" and they have to move to let that person through.

That person is me.

Always. The line could be 100 people deep and I am the one who people think themselves, "There. That guy will move out of the way for me." or "Must get through line...head down....gotta break though... gravity pulling me this way..." and they end up with me.

Not the person behind me, nor in front of me.

It just happens every day and I had to vent. It's why I like to stay home on the weekends. So I don't have to stand in line anywhere and feel I am constantly in people's way. I hate lines.


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jeffdwright2001
08-23-2004, 11:44 AM
Sorry for the intrusion.

I'm on my way to another thread.

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Lumber
08-23-2004, 11:53 AM
Dude! I know what your saying! I just yell out..."For Christ Sake" to get attention. By that time , everyone is to paranoid to say anything when I cut in line. Agression baby...

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Furtherman
08-23-2004, 11:55 AM
Sorry for the intrusion. I'm on my way to another thread.


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Freakshow
08-23-2004, 12:08 PM
i'm that guy, also. I hate it.

I'm also the person that people won't move for when walking on the sidewalk. Even if it's like 4 people across who are walking together--I usually wind up in the grass. And they just know that i'll move and they don't budge. Damn people.



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JPMNICK
08-23-2004, 12:24 PM
i'm that guy, also. I hate it.

I'm also the person that people won't move for when walking on the sidewalk. Even if it's like 4 people across who are walking together--I usually wind up in the grass. And they just know that i'll move and they don't budge. Damn people.



you need to learn to drop the shoulder and barrel through people.

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TheMojoPin
08-23-2004, 12:27 PM
In mother Russia, line cuts YOU!

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badorties
08-23-2004, 12:42 PM
you need to learn to drop the shoulder and barrel through people.


also a great way to get outta crowded subway car ...


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badorties
08-23-2004, 12:42 PM
my bad ... i got excited


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walking joint
08-23-2004, 12:52 PM
also a great way to get outta crowded subway car ...


i would just pick my nose and wave it around like a gun...people move real quick to get out of your way.

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SatCam
08-23-2004, 02:48 PM
If there's any type of disorganized line and I'm with someone, we'll always talk and walk and we're cutting people. Yea, I'm that "'oh, did I cut you? I'm sorry' *continue talking*" guy.

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sr71blackbird
08-24-2004, 01:59 AM
Im the guy that chooses the line that looks shortest, but takes longest.

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stickyfingers
08-24-2004, 04:09 AM
I'm the guy that random people feel the need to talk to.

I get approached by a lot of people at like bars, racetracks, malls and any other places where people congregate and end up talking to these people and have no idea how it started. People that have seen this happen so often find it incredible.



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jocefus
08-24-2004, 04:43 AM
just start cross checking people.. it works well when tourists are in the way...

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Reephdweller
08-24-2004, 04:49 AM
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I'm on my way to another thread.



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TheMojoPin
08-24-2004, 08:21 AM
People that have seen this happen so often find it incredible.

"Uhhhhhh, you wouldn't know them...they live in Canada!"

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badorties
08-24-2004, 08:53 AM
i'm the guy in any book, music or electronic store that another customer will come up to me and ask me "do you work here" ...


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wilee
08-24-2004, 09:19 AM
i'm the guy in any book, music or electronic store that another customer will come up to me and ask me "do you work here" ...
Well, if you ditch the brightly colored vest and name tag, that might stop.

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