J-Lo shaves the Cooter

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Somebody put some clothes on this woman (http://drunkreport.com/chicks/lopezxxx.htm)

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This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 8-23-04 @ 1:30 AM

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I'm betting on fake.

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Nah, those are real, and they've been around for a while...I think at least a year.

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Okay. Thanks.

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And my care level has hit a new low.

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[ChickenHawk]

Yes, those are real... But they are also over 2 years old.

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You were expecting a big Juan Valdez moustache?


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[Yerdaddy]

I think it's a political statement.













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Fuck it from behind.

[reeshy]

I just finished a huge sandwich and puked it all over my dog...at least she's eating!!!!!!!!

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[FMJeff]

wow...that reporter must have nabbed a shitload for that pic...

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[reeshy]

Do you really think that;s for real???? looks touched up to me!!!!

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[PanterA]

Why does it look like there's a main vein running through her right coochie lip?

::There's a joke in that statement somewhere::

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[Reephdweller]

That is definitely an old picture. I first saw it around the time the Paris Hilton video first sprung up on the internet. As far as I know though, it's real.

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[SilentSpic]

J-Lo was so last year. Tell me if the Olsen twins shave their cooters?

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[jeffdwright2001]

Here's a pic of Daisy Duke's Cooter:
http://www.pitt.edu/~vicious/Images/daisy_co.jpg

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[Katylina]

Tell me if the Olsen twins shave their cooters?


Why bother? They were hotter when they were naturally bald.

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Call me when it's Salma who you have pics of her shaved cooter.

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This message was edited by SKW on 8-23-04 @ 1:35 PM

[JPMNICK]

I agree SKW, Selma Hyack may be the hottest in hollywood, and yet she is never on the top 10 of any list of anything. nor is she ever mentioned when people talk about best looking females in hollywood. Between the body and the accent, she is awesome

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[Crippler]

Couldn't agree with you more!
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[jeffdwright2001]

I thought Salma looked better before the implants.

She still looks "good", but before going silicone silly, she looked "great".

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[ChickenHawk]

She's TITALICIOUS in Frida. You see those puppies like 2 or 3 times.

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[JPMNICK]

when did she get implants? i was not aware of this. I am very disappointed.

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[jeffdwright2001]

when did she get implants? i was not aware of this. I am very disappointed.

I noticed the sudden growth spurt after watching Frida and then a rerun of Desparado.

I don't know if the following pictures have been touched up, but I do know that there's no way she blossomed that much that late in her life.

Here in 1999:
http://www.deansplanet.com/images/celebs/broads/salma_hayek/salma_hayek_before_implants.jpg

Here in 2003:
http://www.deansplanet.com/images/celebs/broads/salma_hayek/salma_hayek_after_implants.jpg

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[canofsoup15]

That last picture makes her look like she just has a big push-up bra.

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[JPMNICK]

That second one looks really fake to me for some reason. I always thought she had an awesome body, and her natural chest made it all the better. Has she even done a good movie in the past couple years? I do not even remember the last time I saw her in something. for being so hot, she is really forgetable!

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[JPMNICK]

I just went to IMDB to see what her newest films were to see what I was missing, and there is a discussion about her breasts (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000161/board/nest/10921912)

This may be the deal breakign picture. Look fake to me in this one

http://www.fashiondish.com/issues/images/dec0800images/Salma%20Hayek%20500.jpg


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This message was edited by JPMNICK on 8-23-04 @ 3:46 PM

[Lumber]

She`s never done anything for me...Except for the bald Queefer...The wetter , the better...

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[jeffdwright2001]

I just went to IMDB to see what her newest films were to see what I was missing, and there is a discussion about her breasts (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000161/board/nest/10921912)


Excellent job Watson!!

It's also good to know that there are other public minded indivuals out there on the internet working on solving these critical issues as well.

Huzzah for us!!

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