Bush will win by a LANDSLIDE!!!

[Reephdweller]

That's right, come this November...it'll be embarassing!


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(Actually I'm not basing this on anything, I just happen to notice that "right wing" shock posting is the new thing here so I'm jumpin' on the bandwagon.) :p

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[LordJezo]

Thumbs up indeed!

And if not myself and several others can hang their heads in shame as you guys laugh at our misfortune.

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[fluffernutter]

And if not myself and several others can hang their heads in shame as you guys laugh at our misfortune.


That misfortune would be another four year with this idiot running things. Hell, it doesn't even seem as if he is running things now. Not a Democrat thing or Republican thing (cause I know some Republicans ont his board who are damn nice people and know their shit) here the guy is just a damn fool. Where the hell is he by the way and what has been been up to? I hardly hear anything int he news except for the little visit here and there and the oh so funny one liner and where is that mongoloid Cheney hanging out at? I worry more that I have not seen the Vice President who has been really been running things. Maybe geting another set of marionette strings to hold up the moron for another four years? Who knows?

Yay! I can (try) to be a right wing idiot too! YAY! YAY!

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[LordJezo]

Or we will have another four years of great leadership, economic prosperity (which I know the president has not much to do with but since the crats love to say he ruined everything I will take the other stance), an effective war on terrorism, and a president with morals and stands up for what he believes in instead of changing his mind as the polls tell him to.

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[Mike Teacher]

thank GOD! I couldnt find a thread on Bush or the Election ANYwhere !!!

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[Doctor Manhattan]

I almost started another thread, but held back:

Republicans, Seriously, This is the best you got? I know there has to be someone better. I cannot believe that this country is split down the middle with half of the active voters in support of this moronic douche bag. I would be happy to vote Republican but not for someone with Forrest Gump's intelligence and without Forrest Gump's luck for getting things to go his way.

I can't vote for bush because I don't like being lied to by some idiot and his Dad's buddies. If there was some retard in your neighborhood that was causing problems between neighbors and stealing from you and he was lying to you, you'd be pissed and kick his ass.

He actually said if he knew what he did today, he'd still invade Iraq. If he knew that intelligence about the WMDs wasn't accurate he'd still invade because they were on the verge of attacking us? Fuck him!

He may win, but it will not be a landslide. This election is going to be close.

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[Doctor Manhattan]

Or we will have another four years of great leadership...

That is the funniest thing I've ever read. Are you serious? George W. Bush is a great leader? I understand the "economic prosperity" issue, since it's not up to one guy.

I can't believe you said that. He can't get a point across to people at those "Ask the President" events, and those are only open to his supporters who aren't trying to trick him into saying stupid things.

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[Reephdweller]

I couldnt find a thread on Bush or the Election ANYwhere !!!


This thread was not really supposed to be about Bush, or the election, but rather a funny comment on the rash of right wing shock posts that folks like Leftbottom have been spewing into the board of late. I even note that in my initial post of this thread. It wasn't about making a duplicate of other threads. Sheesh!


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[Doctor Manhattan]

:p

I fell for it. Sorry folks!

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[fluffernutter]

Yeah, I was playing along a bit as well. Felt kind of nice to feel like a right winger there for a minute. I think the only way I would feel comfortable as a right winger is if I was getting a nice pass from Gretzky to put on net.

I am serious in stating that Gov. Bush is a complete idiot, liar and a leader? A leader you say? He couldn't lead a weasel out of a wet paper sack. I would take my chances with a guy like John Kerry who proudly served his country instead of backing his way out and being a bullshitter.

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[kc7586]

And do you honestly think John Kerry could do any better? The man has nothing to stand on, his platforms swing more than balls in a breeze. John Kerry winning would kill our country. The intelligence factor of our president doesn't matter that much anyway, hes not stupid hes just a terrible public speaker. He also has mostly competant support staff too. He handled 9-11 and the terrorism thing fairly well, no one can say o yes I will do this if we are brutally attacked for no reason. He did the best he could and it turned out well.

The only stuff I very much disagree with him on is the stem cell research, gay marriage and abortion stuff. That is all bullshit and who gives a shit if fudge packers wanna get married, or some slut wants to flush her kid down the toliet. Stem cell research is being done by taking chromosomes from 2 eggs, thus making it impossible to create life. This research could save lives. It's the politics where I think people like Micheal moore-on should be hung by the balls for being stupid.(reguardless if that is he opinion or shameless attemp to twist the truth and make money off people dumb enough to beleive his lies).

And I do realize what this thread was supposed to be but it seems to have turned into the same thing as every other thread here.

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[Tall_James]

Here's a picture of some cute bunnies.

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John Kerry has said that he will kill all the bunnies in order to get elected.

[jeffdwright2001]

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John Kerry has said that he will kill all the bunnies in order to get elected.


George W. Bush has said that he will destroy all the cups that cute little bunnies live in as he attempts to find alternative sources of natural resources. Well that, and he doesn't like gingham.

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[Furtherman]

He handled 9-11 and the terrorism thing fairly well, no one can say o yes I will do this if we are brutally attacked for no reason. He did the best he could and it turned out well.


Of course! When doing the best he could means putting our troops in a country where terrorists trained and continue to plot committing terrorists acts on American soil.

That's why we're concentrating on...

Iraq. 146,00 in Iraq. 9,000 in Afghanistan. (http://www.cnn.com/interactive/maps/world/fullpage.troop.deployments/world.index.html)

There sure some pretty mountains on the Afghanistan-Pakistan border. I hear Al Queda will be opening up some donkey tours.

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[LordJezo]

I am serious in stating that Gov. Bush is a complete idiot, liar and a leader?

Well then dont discriminate and say the same about Kerry.

Cambodia anyone? And what about him telling people not to vote for him if they didn't belive Saddam had WMDs? Or how about all the other vets saying he was a horrible leader?

Oh wait, Kerry is allowed to lie. Forgot about that. And no one is allowed to critize his leadership either because then they are the liars. Praise Kerry and be accepted. Say something against him and be labeled a liar.

I need to remember my rules for this election. I keep forgetting them.

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[kc7586]

cute pic but here's mine

http://www.vampchick.com/cutefuzzykitty.jpg

Every time someone votes for john kerry god will kill a kitten.

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[jeffdwright2001]

http://www.yptenc.org.uk/docs/dailygecko_news/newsimages/news_images2/baby_seal.jpg
Dicky Cheney clubs baby seals and sells their pelts at fund raising dinners. But he's not wasteful. He also serves a tasty seal pate with the cocktails.

Or is that with cockatiels?
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[kc7586]

http://www.vampchick.com/puppyiscute.jpg

Kerry and Edwards are puppy kickers.

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[jeffdwright2001]

Kerry and Edwards are puppy kickers.
Yea, but that's a mutant giant puppy. I for one feel safer knowing they stand between me and that walking urine bomb.
Edit: no fair, you used a shrink ray or something on the puppy.

Oh yea, and Bush likes Chicks:
http://www.ars.usda.gov/is/graphics/photos/may00/k3627-16i.jpg

breaded and fried.

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[kc7586]

Fuck you that's a westie puppy, I have a westie they are effing adoable not mutants. Look see my baby is cute as hell.

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[Tall_James]

http://64.21.48.44/animals/others/others_005.jpg

Teresa Heinz Kerry, if first lady, will kill all the llamas to make Alpaca Ketchup Wipes.

[jeffdwright2001]

Fuck you that's a westie puppy, I have a westie they are effing adoable not mutants. Look see my baby is cute as hell.


Yea, but your dog is normal size, not like that one you showed us earlier.



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[kc7586]

That thing looks like a very fluffy dog with a very long neck.

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[kc7586]

I didn't realize how big the image was, so when I posted and saw I resized and updated the file from my website

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[jeffdwright2001]

That thing looks like a very fluffy dog with a very long neck.

You get it by breeding a chow and a giraffe.

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[mikeyboy]

Fuck you that's a westie puppy, I have a westie they are effing adoable not mutants. Look see my baby is cute as hell.

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AAAAAAAAH! That's a dog head with no body! That's a mutant if I ever saw one.

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[keithy_19]

Just imagine if Gore was elected and he went to ground zero to talk to the guys there. I don't think it would have the same effect that it did with Bush speaking.

And oh, Edwards and Kerry are going to slit the throats of penguins if elected.

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[Reephdweller]

Looks like a mutant to me. But then again all pets are really just big insects.

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[Tall_James]

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This adorable chimpanzee faces certain death if Kerry/Edwards.....what? oh shit. that's just gross.

[A.J.]

They're going to go after your gerbils!

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[Mike Teacher]

I for one will NOT be a Human Habitrail.

I heard Bush stole Christmas presents to buy crack.

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[JerryTaker]

I hear bush will send more poor people over to the terrorists, so they'll be killed instead of risking them coming over here and killing any more rich people, because, remember, they're just more important.

KC, you realize "Pitching" and "catching" are baseball terms, not football?

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[kc7586]

I do, but the point remains the same...they're gay butt lovers.John <3 John (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/180007)

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[Melrapuo]

Kerry kicks koalas. And Edwards eats their babies.

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Travel/Pix/gallery/2001/01/15/APkoala.jpg

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[jeffdwright2001]

Kerry kicks koalas. And Edwards eats their babies.

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Travel/Pix/gallery/2001/01/15/APkoala.jpg

But Koalas are from another country and we all know Bush doesn't like foreigners either. I call this one a draw.

Next cuddly animal please.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I saw Bush drop kick one of these

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[Tall_James]

Kerry/Edwards was just endorsed by this guy...

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